Chapter 40. LOL! Someone has taken my account over!

THE IDIOT'S NOTE: Well... this was in the doc area... might as well let the whole world see what the real Tara wanted to show us... Have a nice day!

AN: stfu prepz git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111

{Trans: Shut the f*** up preps. Get a life! You suck! And from now on I’ll be on vacation in england until like august so I won’t be able to update for a while. Thanks to everyone who reviewed except the preps who flamed. (She should be happy that people commented at all) F*** you! MCR rules 666!

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I woke up in the Nurse’s office on a special gothic coffin. Hagrid was in the bed opposite me in a coma because Vampire and Draco had beat him up. Filch was cleaning the room.

“Oh my Satan! What happened?” I screamed. Suddenly Voldemort came. He looked less mean than usual.

“Get the f*** out you f***ing bastard!” I yelled.

“Thou hath not killed Vampire yet!” he said angrily. Suddenly he started to cry tears of blood sensitively.

“Voldemort? Oh my f***ing god. What’s wrong?” I asked.

Suddenly Lucius, Professor Sinister, and Sirius came! Bloody Mary and Vampire were with them. Everyone was holding black boxes. Voldemort disappeared.

“Oh my f***ing god Ebony! You’re alive!” screamed Vampire. I hugged him and Bloody Mary.

“What the f*** happened?” I asked them. “Oh my Satan! Am I like dead now?” I gasped.

“Ebony you were almost shot!” said Sirius. “But the bullet could not kill you since you were from another time.”

“But thanks anyway!” said Lucius holding out his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

“Oh my god. I can’t believe Vampire’s dad shot you!” I gasped.

“Well to be honest he was possessed by Snape back then.” said Lucius.

“Yeah he was a spy.” Sirius said sadly. “He was really a Death Eater.”

“And he was such a f***ing poser too!” said Lucius. “He didn’t even really know who Good Charlotte were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone started to give me presents. I was opening a black box with red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) {Trans: There was a DVD of Corpse Bride in it} on it when I gasped. Filch looked up angrily because he hated goths.

“Hey has anyone f***ing seen Draco?” I asked gothically.

“No Draco told me he would be watching House of Wax.” said Professor Trelawney. “He doesn’t know that you’re better. Anyway the Nurse said you could get up. Come on!”

I got up suicidally. Lucius, Sirius, and Professor Sinister left. I was wearing a black leather nightgown. Under that I had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace, with a matching thong that said ‘gothic girl’ on the butt, and sexy fishnets, the kind hooked on to my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u) {Trans: If you don’t get the idea, message me and I’ll tell you (We get it)}. I put on a black fishnet top under a black MCR t-shirt, a black leather miniskirt with black lace, and converse shoes. I left the hospital’s wings with Bloody Mary, Willow, and Vampire.

“Oh my f***ing god let’s celebrate!” gasped Willow.

“We can go see House of Wax with Draco!” giggled Vampire.

“Let’s go listen to Good Charlotte and cut ourselves!” said Bloody Mary. We opened the common room door sexily. And then I gasped. Draco was there doing it with Snape! He was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans.

“You f***ing prep!” we all yelled angrily.

“Yeah you betrayed us!” shouted Vampire angrily as he took out his black gun.

“No you don’t understand!” screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingy out of Snape’s.

“No sh*t. You f***ing suck, you preppy bastard!” said Willow trying to attack him (u rok girl!1) {Trans: You rock girl!}. I ran suicidally to my room. I sexily took a stake out.

“Ebony no!” screamed Draco but it was too late. I had slit my writs with it. Suddenly everything went black again.

Idiot's Note: Ugh... I know... terrible... but then again, this wouldn't be called the 'worst fanfic ever’ if not for the fact that the writing standards meets the level of a day old fetus...