Chapter 28

AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111

{Trans: I said stop flaming the story. It was a mistake when Professor Trelawney said that okay! Go to f***ing hell! You suck! Thanks to Filly (?) for the help! Raven have fun with Kiwi (?)!}

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We went into a black room. The walls were black {Surprise Surprise.} with posters of gothic bands like MCR, Good Charlotte, and Marilyn Manson all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red velvet lined the black box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I was wearing a black corset bra with purple stuff on it, fishnet stockings, and a black leather thong underneath. {Remember when you were like: ‘You may think I’m a slut but I’m really not’? A “not-slut” would not wear that. You are a goth slut okay. Being a Mary Sue every guy must be in love with you so you dress to fit the bill.}

I sat down one of the chairs. So did Draco and Vampire.

“Are you okay?” Vampire asked putting his alabaster {?} hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it.

“Yeah I guess.” I said sadly. Draco also put his hand on mine sexily. {Again with the sexily.} I smiled sadly with my black lipstick. “The problem is I have to seduce Voldemort. I’ll have to go back in time”

Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

“It’s okay Ebony.” he said finally. “But what about me? You’re not going to break up or anything, are you?”

“Of course not!” I gasped.

“Really?” he asked.

“Sure.” I said.

We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.

Then I took off Draco’s MCR shirt and seductively took of his pants. He was hung like a Stallone. {…Anybody know what she’s talking about?} He had replaced the Vampire tattoo with one that said Ebony on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He looked exactly like Gerard Way. Vampire took a video camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4) {Trans: I had said it was okay before (Slut)}.

I took of my clothes then we were in for the ride of our life.

We started freching as we climbed into the coffin. He put his stick in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

“I love you Ebony. Oh let me feel you. I need to feel you.” {……………. O.O; HOLYSHITWHATISWRONGWITHTHISCHICK!!! *dies*} he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly--

“What the f*** are you doing?!”

It was Snape and Professor McGonagall!