(I'm putting a little bit of a warning on this one, these a little smut, but I tried not to mention it the best I could) also prepare to hate me or be absolutely disappointed, I just wanted to play with the idea about what it was like when murdoc brings a slut home, because I feel like the other band members feelings about it don't get spoken of much. Anyway enjoy. Oh and just so you know it's a long chapter.

"Wait! Are you serious?!"

I was slouching on a glass box of piranhas rubbing my eyes, as the little buggers snapped at my legs, but kept hitting there heads on the glass, like the idiot marine animals they are, "I'm serious," I groaned.

"Woah..." Kal breathed as he slammed his back on the little side door that connected to Yana's shop. Once she had heard the words 'My Hot Kiss Ass Singer' she was already trying to bust down the door. Usually she would pop up for two seconds when I came here, but we would just talk about cars, our sluts, and the loan sharks in the area that are milling around killing people, if they couldn't pay up. You know guy stuff... but every time she heard me talk about Stuart she would be over here ASAP to hear the gossip. Like now...

"LET ME IN YOU FAGOT!!!" She screamed banging on the wood door, pushing with her full body weight on the wood, and all Kal could do was push with all his body weight back.

"NO HOMO!" Kal yelled back, quoting some TV show I couldn't name.

"OH COME ON!" She screamed, "THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD INSULT! THE HOMO IN THE ROOM IS YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!!"

I rubbed my eyes, stressed, then looked to Kal, "can we go somewhere else to talk about this?"

"We could," Kal said with thought, "but your going to have to figure out how to keep her from stalking us."

I sighed giving up, when it came down to Yana wanting to know something, you can never exscape her. That was just her painful quirk that kept biting us in the a**.

"Okay so your really sure that you felt..." kal looks at the door for a second, probably comprehending if he should say the word lust in front of Yana, "... That," he continued.

"I'm damn sure," I growled, kicking at the piranhas under me, I think I really annoyed them. It was kinda funny, "I know when I feel a feeling like that."

"WAIT WHEN DID YOU FEEL THIS FEELING?!" Yana yelled through the door.

We both turned to the door, then turned back deciding to ignore her.

"So... what are you going to do?" Kal asked. Moving to push with his back to the door.

"Satan I don't know!" I screeched pulling at my hair so it was over my eyes, this was just so embarrassing, I have never felt lust to a guy unless I was drunk, and of course the one time I had to feel this way sober was with this dork that couldn't tie his shoes, that asshole that set me off every time. He's the worst person on earth to have this feeling with, I bet his reaction to me flirting with him would be ' I'M NOT GAY, WTF, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!' then he would ran out of the room, "What do you think I should do?"

"Go to a bar, find a slut, and get rid of the feeling." He said, but before I could speak Yana had interrupted.

"NOO! GO INTO H.K.A.S'S ROOM AND LOOK INTO HIS DAIRY!!!" H.K.A.S is Yana's new shortened nickname for Stuart, abbreviated version of Hot Kiss Ass Singer.

Both of us turned to the door, "how would you know he has a dairy?" Kal asked the same time as I asked, "He has a dairy?"

"YEAH!" She yelled, completely ignoring kals question, "WITH A LOCK AND EVERYTHING!"

"Yeah! Yeah!" Kal yelled before I could speak, "But how would you know he has a dairy?! Huh! You have never met him!"

She didn't speak. The silence would have been a pleasure but kal being kal would just ruin it.

"Did you..." kal hissed.

"...Maybe." She squeaked.

"YANA! THAT'S NOT LEGAL ANYMORE!!!" Kal yelled moving out of the way so she could fall through the door. And she did face first. She was wearing a blue sundress with her hair in two high pony braids, tied with pink and blue ribbons.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOUR GOING TO GE LABELED A WITCH!!"

"I AM A WITCH!" Yana yelled back.

"YEAH BUT THAT'S STILL CONSIDERED ILLEGAL MAGIC!"

"SO! YOU THINK THAT SELLING ANIMAL CARCASSES IS LEGAL!"

I watched confused as the two of them thought back and forth, like aggressive ping pong. Eventually I got bored of watching, and got up and grabbed my jacket, "I'm going to go," I announced.

"Oh great leave when the devil women shows up!" Kal groaned.

"Haha yeah, I'm going to take you're advice..." I said making toward the door.

"Wait NO!" Yana yelled, "don't find a slut! Look in the dairy!!!"

"I'm good thanks," I growled, "I don't need your stupid love advice."

"YES YOU DOOO!!!!" Yana screamed after me as I said later to kal and walked out the door.

I didn't need love that wasn't what this was, this was something plain that I felt normally. I just need to get it out.

(2d's pov)

I'm better now I think...

Russel had basically went dad mode on me when he saw me smoking weed behind the couch. I am basically sobered up now, If you would call it that. It only took a sponge three glasses of water, and a harsh talk about what weed can do to my lunges. So here I am in my know perfectly messy room (that I just fixed) scribbling in my journal at ten pm about how much of a dumb fuck murdoc is, my thoughts, and about how my day went...

...

I think that cats was once a nickname for cactuses, before you know they discovered that cats existed.

I also think that Murdoc is a piece of shit, with a pretty face. Is that even possible? Anyways, he hit me again, and almost choked me to death! Then he said he liked torturing me and said it would be easy to get a rope around my neck, I didn't quite understand that part, but it's okay.

Noodle also taught me how to play captain crunch on her phone today.

That's all, cheers.

I shut my black journal, and looked to the clock, it was 10:27 and there was still no sign of muds, I liked to call him muds sometimes in my head, but only inside my room, because no one can read my mind or anything in here.

(Yana's POV)

I was sitting at my desk on my pink swirly chair, watching my purple crystal ball, and reading H.K.A.S's thoughts. I was still at work sadly I was going to go home in a little bit, maybe I should go know... wait, WAIT something popping up in his thoughts... ohhh it's a nickname...

"Aww muds... that's so cute! Definitely putting that down for a future idea to torment him..." I singed as I scribbled it into my mean girls themed note book.

"YANA! YOUR NOT READING MINDS AGAIN ARE YOU!" Kals very attractive but annoying voice yelled from the other side of the wall.

"NOO!" I yelled back, Lying obviously.

"I KNOW YOU ARE! STOP MEDDLING IN THERE BUSINESS!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!"

"IT IS TO!"

"IS NOT!"

"IS TO!"

"IS NOT!"

(2d's POV)

I turn off the light, and snuggle into bed, willing not to think about that green jackass, that's also very attractive but annoying, but so fucking ho— NO! BRAIN STOP THINKING!

I reach forward in frustration for my pink teddy bear that I hid wedged between the wall and my bed, because under the pillow is to obvious. Yet again I hide my journal under my pillow, maybe I should move it to a better hiding place. So I got up holding my fluffy pink teddy bear by the hand as I took my journal out from under my pillow and put it neatly under my lamp that was resting on my dresser, with all the other three books that were there. Which were, How to get a girlfriend, the great scrap piano dictionary, and the great Gypsy which noodle had given me, but I fell asleep when on the first page so I haven't picked it up sense. Anyway now my journal blended in! Smiling I walked back to my bed got under the covers and snuggled into my stuffed animal, closing my eyes.

"Goodnight room, goodnight noodle, goodnight Russ, goodnight Abby (my teddy bear) goodnight me, goodnight muds... wherever you are... goodnight moon... and uhhh... oh yeah goodnight weird gods that I don't know of, goodnight me... wait I already said that.. oh well, goodnight everything."

Smiling even more I snuggled deeper into my bed and let out a sigh, letting my eyes heave and my mind grown dim... but all of that soon was interrupted when I heard a door open, and my eyes blinked wide open, possibly it was the front door? Maybe Muds was back! I sat up excited then I remembered that I was mad at him and laid back down with an angry huff, closing my eyes, yeah that's right I didn't care if he got hit by a rich sico lady's car! I don't care about him at all!

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs... and giggling?

My eyes shot open as I heard muds defined gravelly voice coming from the hall in a whisper.

And the shushed laughing of a drunk girl. Oh god, not tonight.

I groaned and coward underneath my covers. I hate you murdoc, I really do.

A few minutes later I could already hear the moaning and the giggling, oh fuck that, I was the room that was farthest away from muds and I could hear clear as day what was going on in there, and OBVIOUSLY I did not want to know!

"Just ignore and go to sleep," I told myself. And that's what I did... for like two seconds before that stupid tramp let out a even loader sound making me jump out of my skin, with my eyes wide open, "Oh come on," I wailed, crying into my teddy bear. The tiny sad gay part of me was burning hot with a wet crying jealousy that was burning at the back of my throat, "just ignore..." I whimpered.

(Two minutes later)

Fuck I'm going crazy, that little bitch has to leave now!

I was rocking back and forth like a little kid having a mild tantrum on my bed, trying to calm myself down, and will myself not to get up and make a fuss.

DoN'T yOu DarE geT uP ANd mAkE a FuSs—

...

I got up out of bed still holding my teddy bear by the hand and stomped out of my room, eye twitching. The noise coming from under Murdoc's door was even louder out here, I let out a very frustrated and angry growl toward his door, scrunching up my fingers near my face. Then I stomped to the room next door, Russel's.

Russel snores like a huge bear, and I could hear it from the other end of the doorway, I was jealous, it'd take a miracle to sleep through this. I knocked on the door twice, and when he didn't answer I slowly opened it, and shuffled into his room (super awkwardly) he was sleeping on his stomach with his arm dangling over the edge of his bed, drooling on his pillow.

I walked up to him and poked his shoulder, "Russ," I whisper whined. He didn't stir just snored louder, "Russ," I whispered louder, poked him more aggressively.

"Ugh..." he groaned, "D what the hell go to bed," his eyes were barely open.

"I can't!" I whisper yelled, "Murdoc, has a whore in his room!"

"That... that's nice..." Russel said drowsing off.

"No it's not!"

But Russ didn't answer, "Russ?" I asked poking his shoulder again, he had fell asleep again?

"Wha..." he groaned half awake.

"I need you to go up to Murdoc's door and tell him to stop!"

"Why..."

"Because I don't know how," I whimpered looking down in a sad dramatic way.

...BUT, Russel AGAIN was already asleep.

I stomped my foot in an angry huff and marched out of the blue walled room. Stopping to glare at Murdocs door, then seceded to poor Noodles room, her room was right next to his, she was probably hearing all of it, and what is happening in that room as far as I can tell in definitely not for young ears.

I cracked her white door open, and tip toed inside her room. Her room was covered in pink and had cool creepy anime art hung on the walls. There were red lanterns strung around her dimly lit space, and a cute little yellow moon nightlight in the corner. She was lying on her bed, arms crossed over her heart, in the dead persons pose, with here kawaii cat headphones on. I poked her cheek to see if she was awake, sorta silently pleading she was, so we could talk about it together, or maybe go downstairs to play a video game to distract ourselves. But she didn't stir.

I frowned sad that she wasn't awake, but also happy she couldn't hear all of this, I kissed her on the forehead and backed out of the room, closing the door behind me even so slowly just to be quiet.

I was back in the hallway, clearly I was the only one that could hear all of this. Which means I was the only one that had the power to stop it. Dramatically sighing I lifted my shoulders near my head, and took two slow large steps forward, then quickly speed walked the rest of the way to his door, not wanting to have to do this.

I squinted at the door biting my lip, here goes nothing I guess, pray for me.

I put my hand around the door handle, taking a deep breath, I knew that Murdoc doesn't own a locked door which I have no idea why so I could go through with my make shift plan... that I don't necessarily have full planed out yet. Then with full force I swung the door open and let it bang into the wall, and man the sight inside was not pretty, I'm not even going to begin to explain it. "OI KEEP IT DOWN WILL YEAH, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" I yelled, kinda like a classic grumpy neighbor, with the gravely Scottish accent and everything.

"What the hell, fuck off!" Murdoc yelled back, he was trying to turn around the death glare me from his position. his voice seemed a little strained like he was occupied, and I guess he was... but I didn't want to think about it, or look at it EWW, but still I had to make a point.

"YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!" I whined in my regular voice, "THIS IS SO ANNOYING! CAN'T YOU BANG UP A GAL SOMEWHERE ELSE!

"GO AWAY!" Murdoc yelled back. The girl under him seemed to be even more turned on by his yelling... which made me more mad, stupid drunk girl.

"NO!" I yelled back, stomping my foot, and waving my arms around, my teddybear still in my hand flying around, "I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT! GO TAKE YOUR LITTLE SLUT AND YOU STUPID MAN WHORE ECCENTRIC SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

"What did you just call me!?" The gal that murdoc was in the middle of fucking with here long shiny bright red hair hissed. I could hear Murdoc shush her, and tell her he would handle this.

"YEAH I JUST DID SLUT!" I yelled, I knew I was pushing it, but once I started I couldn't stop, "EVERYONE KNOWS ANYWAY, THAT IN THE MORNING, YOUR GOING TO GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER, THEN HE'S GOING TO KICK YOU OUT, AND NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! THAT'S JUST HOW MURDOC FUCKING NICCALS WORKS!"

"Toochi what's all the fuss about?" Noodles groggy voice asked.

I looked to my side to see noodle walking toward me with bed head, and her headphones over her shoulders, rubbing her eyes.

Before I could speak she was already in the doorway and peered inside Murdoc's room, bad mistake. Instantly her eyes widened popping out of her head, as she screamed, "HOLY SHIT!"

Instantly I smacked my hand in front of her eyes, and pushed her into the hallway so she wouldn't see anymore. What was happening in there was low class rated R, why didn't I push her out of the way sooner.

I could hear Murdoc cussing behind me.

"TOOCHI! WHAT THE HELL! WHY IS MURDOC DOING THAT!" Noodle yelled, smacking my hand off her eyes.

Damn it this child was to innocent for her own good, and I had no good answer, except the fact that Murdoc was being Murdoc, but thankfully Russel walk out of his room to save us.

"What's going on?" Russel asked, glancing at the two of us, then looking into Murdoc's room, "OH, MURDOC!" He yelled shielding his eyes, "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK! OKAY I DEMAND THAT EVERYONE GOES TO BED RIGHT NOW! EVERYONE TO YOUR OWN ROOMS!" Then his voice got softer as he turned to noodle, "Except noodle, get a sleeping bag and stay in my room, I don't want to you to hear any of that sweetie." He said patting her on the head.

I heard Murdoc snort with laughter from inside his room. I can't fucking believe he's getting away with this!

I stuttered, puttering out starts of words as I turned between Murdoc's door and Russel.

"Just go to bed D." Russel said ushering noodle with her purple sleeping bag under her arm into his room.

I heard Murdocs door slam shut behind me, obviously he was pissed off. I was probably going to pay with bruises and stab marks in the morning.

Shaking my head disappointed I walked to my room. I felt like I did something incredibly wrong, maybe I shouldn't have opened the door? I walked inside closed the door and got under my covers. Hugging my pink teddy bear, And closed my eyes.

A few minutes later the moaning and the noises started up again, making me groan, this was going to be a long night.

I regret letting noodle see what was inside that room O-O

And I should be asleep it's four am where I'm from. o-o

Anyway hope you have a good day/night, remember to comment, I love reading comments. 

Bye. 👋 

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