Y/n Pov

Y/n: I can't believe she told me to grab these things I mean what kinda guy would walk down this ile

Y/n: this is too much, I mean I didn't even know there were sizes, should I just ask her. with all the sex we have I should know but...

I couldn't figure out what she wanted so I gave Rumi a call

Rumi*what up, Jojo*

Y/n: im in the tampon section what size is your p-

Rumi* Y/N!!!*

Y/n: what?

Rumi: *THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU ASK*

Then she hung up the phone

Y/n: good grief im not staying in the lady section for this

I grabbed the biggest one and went to the check out ile as the man started scanning my items and as he gave me the final price I paid for the food and other things and when I got out of the store I pulled out my cigarette

???: hey you no smoking it's bad for you

Y/n: so is living but people still do it

???: if you smoke that cigarette I have to put it out

Y/n: listen young blood this just walk away

I lit my smoke then he puts it out with a squirt gun

???: hahaha! I told you if...you...did...that

???:(nervous) you can't do anything or the heroes will beat you up

Y/n: The world

???: the wha-

Time stopped as I cocked my fist back and punched him in the ribs hearing the crack in his ribs made me feel a bit better

Then time resumed as he fell to the ground clutching his sides

???: what did you do~

Y/n: nothing you'll ever know (walks away)

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Nobody pov

Y/n walked through the door with the groceries and when he did he saw Rumi with her arms crossed

Y/n: what?

Runi: you know what you did

Y/n: what the tam-(mouth gets covered )

Rumi: enough did you get it

Then y/n frowned and handed it to her as

Rumi: thank you, did you also get some new clothes for the reunion that stuck is gonna be there with her husband

Y/n:...who?

Rumi: Sarah Palin

Y/n:???

Rumi:(sigh) the fox girl I got into a fight with in the cafeteria

Y/n:...ooooohhhh, that's right you guys made the worlds biggest food fight they called it the food wars

Rumi: yeah, and i don't plan to be shown up by her I want to embarrass her

Y/n: I don't think I've seen this side of you

Runi: im full of surprises now how's this dress fit

Y/n: fronts fine, turn around

Y/n:(stareing)

Rumi: y/n?

Y/n:(stareing)

Rumi: Y/N!

Y/n: hmmm?

Rumi: well, how's it look

Y/n: looks like you got a fat ass, I MEAN, you look fine

Rumi: stop being horny please im trying to plot a revenge

Y/n: revenge for what nothing really happened between you two

Rumi:(really face)

Y/n: the food fight was like normal high school shit

Rumi:...

Y/n: what

Rumi: (sigh) nothing did you call the babysitter for the kids

Y/n: yeah he should be coming soon

Then the doorbell rang

Y/n: or now, I'll get it

Rumi: I'll be down in a bit I wanna do my hair just a bit

Y/n: just don't take forever

Y/n walked downstairs and opened the door
As it was some plain looking kid

???: uh, good afternoon sir im Sam the babysitter

Y/n: there gonna eat you alive

Sam: huh?

Y/n: nothing come in

Y/n let him in as Rumi came downstairs

Rumi: Sam, thanks for coming

Sam: Oh it's no problem ma'am

Rumi: y/n catch him up to speed I'll be in the car

She left as y/n called the kids downstairs and they all came

Y/n: this is your babysitter sam he's gonna watch you guys till me and your mom get back, don't cause any trouble, got it

Kids: yes sir

Y/n: alright Sam there food in the fridge, all you got ot do is get it up and give it to them, their bedtime is at 9 p.m., not a minute later, and don't give josuke anything with sugar or hell be up all night

Sam: got it, sir

Y/n: alright im out, im serious you three behave yourself

Kids: yes sir

Y/n:...

Then he left closing the door as Sam looked back at the three kids

Sam: so we've got some time on our hands what do you guys like to do for fun

Josuke: cops and robbers

Giorno: I wouldn't

Sam: cops and robbers sounds like fun

30 seconds later Sam was running for his life as josuke was chasing after him with crazy Simon while Giorno was reading a book and jolyen was playing on her phone

Sam: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Josuke: you better run your thief

With y/n and Rumi were driving to the school get together as they were getting close to their old school

Y/n: I'll pull up and let you out and find a parking spit looks like everyone doing that

Rumi: that works just don't leave alone for too long Jojo

She kissed y/n on the lips and got out of the car as she walked out and into the building

Hawks: well look who it is

Rumi: Keigo you look nice

Keigo: pretty snazzy huh, but I didn't think you'd come to this

Rumi: whys that

Then everyone started to gasp and run towards the door as Sarah Palin came out of a limo with her boyfriend

Rumi:(low growl) her

Sarah and her boyfriend were walking into the school when she saw Rumi and Keigo

Sarah: oh my as I live and breathe the wonder twins, it has been a while hasn't it

Rumi: not long enough apparently

Sarah: Well it's certainly...something to see you again Rumi, still working on that brutish figure

Rumi:(growling)

Keigo: hey! Why don't we go to the ceremony hall im sure that where everyone is waiting

Sarah: actually

Keigo:(oh for godsakes )

Sarah: I heard you found a boyfriend Rumi, one with three kids and there not yours

Rumi: yeah I did, and they are MY kids

Sarah: well that boyfriend of yours must be something if you tolerate those little rugrats of his

Keigo:( and your dead )

Rumi:💢💢💢💢💢 (did she just say that!!!!!)

Sarah: so where is he im sure he'd like to meet my fiance Fernando he's an aspiring model with multiple contracts

Fernando: yes where is he, I would like to meet him

Y/n: he's standing behind you

Sarah and Fernando turned around as they looked up at y/n 6'5 frame while y/n looked down at them

Sarah:( how did he get so big!?)

Fernando: (what the what he's a giant!?)

Y/n: Sarah, nice seeing you here and you must be Fernando (smriks) your shorter than I thought but all the same nice to meet you

Fernando:💢 nice to meet you too

He walked past them and puts an arm around Rumi

Y/n: we'll see you in the ceremony hall

Rumi, y/n, and Keigo all walked away as Keigo looked back and laughed

Rumi: seriously if you came a second later Jojo I would have killed her

Y/n: I wouldn't put it past you

Back with the kids, sam finished playing cops and robbers with josuke and heated dinner for them

Sam: (swollen right cheek) alright come and get your dinner guys

He looked around and didn't see any of the kids

Sam: guys?

Then he looked in the living room and saw Girona outside the living room window hanging upside down when he got snatched back up as sam started to freak out, so he went outside and saw all three of the kids on the roof

Sam: you guys need to come down from. there now!

Just then sams pants fell as if they had been pulled down by something then he looked back as a lady pushing her child in a stroller walked by looked and walked back the way she came as sam looked like he was about to die from embarrassment and the kids just laughed at him

Sam:(when will this night end~)

Back with y/n and Rumi, all the students had sat down in the ceremony hall as their old principal mr. shepherd got up on stage and spoke

Shepherd: dear students or should I say, ladies and gentlemen of blue sky high school class of 2020, thank you for coming out and giving us a piece of your precious time we know you all have duties some to your cities as heroes, and some who have more domestic duties like to your kids. I would like to say this one thing and then well get to the good part about this reunion. I am so proud of you all, you know the best thing about being a principal is the change you see I can remember every last one of you and can see the enormous change you have been through. I don't even have to know what you have been through in life to know that you left this high school with a goal and you are making it happen! I am so proud to have been your principal and I will continue to be so even long after I pass, thank you.

( crowd starts applauding )

Soon everyone starts talking and getting food and drinks but that when the DJ got on the mike

DJ: alright everyone the night is still very young so we've got some small games lined up for some nice prizes, the first game we've got up is the couple singing competition

Sarah: oh! Fernando let's show them our song

Fernando: of course

Y/n&keigo:(gag)

Sarah went up to the DJ and soon walked back to the stage as Fernando took the di spot before the music started playing

DJ: whoa okay maybe that's hard to beat so who's up next

Everyone was nervous after seeing that showing and didn't want to go up as Sarah looked proud

DJ: common people we need a challenger

The Rumi raised her hand as y/n looked at her with wide eyes

DJ: there we go come on up and show us what you got!

She dragged y/n to his protest

Y/n: Rumi I can't sing

Rumi: what do you mean you can't

Y/n: I have never sung before!

Rumi: welp now is a good time to start! Besides, I know your favorite song it's gonna be great

Y/n:(sigh) not a single word

We got up there as Rumi told the Dj what to play

The crowd started clapping and cheering as Sarah look displeased and Rumi look super happy about that

Back at the house

Sam: alright time to go to bed everyone

Josuke: Giorno not here

Sam: he should still be in the bathroom ill go

Then sam froze in place as he felt under hos foot and when he looked down Giorno's whole right arm was on the ground

Sam:(lady faint)

Sam hits the ground as Giorno comes out of the closet and high fives his siblings on a successful prank

Nobody pov

Y/n: okay I think this has gotten way outta hand

Keigo: you think

After some of the competition, Rumi and i tied with Sarah and Fernando one win and one loss that's when the taunting started and now Rumi and Sarah face to face, and it looks like it'll be a blood bath

Sarah: looks like you're more than just a simple muscle head

Rumi: you wish your hand any kinda strength

Sarah: (scoffs) please if I wanted to look like a gorilla I would have joined the circus

Rumi: and if I wanted to be weak and small I would have joined a band of midgets short stack

Then they got all in each other's face

Rumi:(sigh) you know what im too old for this

Y/n&keigo:!!!!!????

Sarah:!?

Rumi: you win, im done with this whole rivalry thing between you and me

Sarah: bout time I was thinking if never get through that brick you call a skull

Rumi: yeah whatever, keep living off others all you want but im the number 5 hero. I did that all on my own and that something you can't beat me in

She walked back and grabbed y/n hand smiling

Rumi: oh and if you make fun of my little rabbits again, I'll break you in half like a toothpick

Sarah:(nervous)

Fernando wanted to say something but y/n was looking over at him waiting so he just keep quiet

Rumi: ready

Y/n: after you my lady

Y/n and Rumi left the party as Sarah was thinking about what Rumi said

Sarah: maybe, ...maybe she was right

Just then a bucket full of eggs fell on Sarah and as she was covered in eggshells and yolk

Sarah: RUMI!!!!!!

y/n pov

Y/n: Rumi what did you do

Rumi:(innocent smile) nothing

Y/n: (sigh) of course you didn't

Time skip

Sam was on the couch as the kids kept running away from him

Sam: come on guys it's time for bed!

Josuke: beds for nerds

Giorno: loser!

Jolyen: hahaha!

He kept trying to catch them until the doorbell rang and he looked at the door in a freight

Sam: oh no!

Then he looked back as the kids were gone

Sam: what the!?

The doorbell rang again as he gulped of his saliva and walked up to the door opening as y/n and rumi were walking in

Rumi: hey Sam the kid's sleep

Sam: um, yes~

Then y/n went looked in their rooms and came out as same looked scared

Y/n: good job sam there all sleep, I didn't think you had it in you

Sam: um...yeah no

Then he looked behind y/n as the kids were smirking at him

Sam: problem

Rumi: hey here's your money we came back early but we'll still pay you for what we promised

Sam: oh um thank you

Y/n: hope we can call on you again sam

Then he looked past y/n at the kids as they were nodding and smiling at Sam

Sam: yeah~

Sam left the house as y/n and rumi went up to their bedroom

Y/n: well did you get your revenge Rumi

Rumi: absolutely and I loved it

She said as she looked at the video Keigo sent her with Sarah getting showered with eggshells and yolk
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