Meet Mrs.Clause
Y/n pov
I started opening my eyes and looked around myself, and there were no kids
It was dead silent
Y/n:hmmm
I got up from my bed and put on a tank top with shorts, and walked out to the hallway
???: SUPRISE!
I look, and Giorno and josuke were jumping at me
Y/n: Star Platinum: THE WORLD!
then time stopped as I walked up to them about to place them on their feet, but I was missing one
Jolyen: gotcha!
Then star platinum went threw my body and caught her
Jolyen: no fair!
Y/n: nice try, but I remember you can move in the time freeze
Tim resumed, and I caught Giorno and josuke
Josuke: hey, dad
Giorno: good morning
Y/n: good morning to you too, anyway. Why are you three jumping at me
Then star platinum placed jolyen on my shoulder
Jolyen: don't you know what today is
Y/n:...you got me
Giorno: it's Christmas eve, dad
Y/n:(shit) yeah, I remember
Jolyen: I heard that there lights that we can see
Giorno: I want to see the lights too
Josuke: I want to see Santa
Jolyen: oh! oh! I change my mind. I want to see Santa too
Y/n: All alright, we'll do all that, but first we need to eat
Jolyen:(pointing) onward mighty steed, to breakfast!
Giorno&jouske: onward!
Y/n: good grief, you three are going to be the death of me
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The kids were eating breakfast, and I was looking for places to visit Santa while drinking my morning coffee
Y/n: maybe I could take them to-
*BOOM*
y/n:!!!!
I turn around, and Rumi was behind me, and my wall was broken
Rumi: oh hey, Jojo
Y/n:(shatters cup) who the hell
Then a female people appeared
Y/n: Rumi, who's this stripper who broke my house
Rumi: oh, she and her partner robbed a bank near here
Y/n: wait...her partner
Rumi: yeah, that guy
She pointed, and I looked and saw something horrible
???: get ready, heroes!!
Love: love machine is here!!!
Y/n: children close their eyes
They covered their eyes as I summoned star platinum while walking towards the hole
Y/n:(pointing) hey, you freakin strippers
You broke my house, and now I'm going to break your faces
Rumi: I got the girl you get pg 18 over there
Y/n: great~
Love: you shall feel the power of my love! Hero!
Y/n:... I'm going to break you
Love: what!?
Then star platinum flew over to him and punched him so hard in the stomach that he passed out
Love: my...love.....lost
Then he fell face first, and I threw a dishrag on his naked ass
Y/n: freaking disgusting, Rumi
Rumi: already done!
I look back, and she was smiling while was holding her by her hair
Time skip
The police came and took the dumb asses away from my house, and all I could do was stare at the giant fucking hole in my house
Rumi: so~
Y/n: nothing you say or do will make this better
I summoned star platinum
Y/n: reqrium zero
Then he placed his hand in front of himself, glowing golden as the pieces of rubble started floating back into place, fixing the wall
Y/n: so besides breaking my wall, how's your day
Rumi: better with you here~
Then she started getting closer and kissed me on the lips and sitting on my lap
Jolyen: is this what people do when they make babies
Y/n:&rumi:!!!!
We looked down and saw all three of them just staring at us
Y/n: right, I forget I have kids; how long are you going to keep staring
Giorno: we want to see how babies are born
Y/n: wait till your 14. I'm sure you'll find out
Rumi got off me as I stood up
Y/n: I'm going to be out for a bit, so Rumi going to babysit
Josuke: where are you going
Y/n: I have to find...things
Kids:!!!!!!!, can we come please, please, please!!!!!
Y/n: no, besides, Rumi going to take you to see Santa
Rumi: I am?
Kids: you are!?
Y/n: yep, see you
Rumi pov
He left, and I looked down to see the three kids standing around me smiling
Rumi: um~ so...Santa
Kids: SANTA!!!!
Rumi: well, let's use one of y/n cars. I'm sure he won't mind
Y/n pov
Y/n: alright, what can I get that good for everyone
I looked around and saw a power ranger action figure and remembered josuke love that show for some reason
Y/n: toy one acquired
I went to grab the toy, but someone else grabbed it as well
Y/n: excuse me, I was getting that
???: no, I was! Find your own
Y/n: sir, I'm going to ask you one last time, LET. GO.
???: you first
Y/n: star platinum: The world
I stopped time for only 5hree seconds to take the present, and when time resumed, he looks confused as I had the toy and he didn't
Y/n: toy one confirmed
Rumi pov
Waiting in line for Santa and was complete hell
Rumi: I'm going to grow grey by the time we get to see Santa
Giorno: this is a long line
Jolyen: what do we do
Rumi:...💡 I got an idea
Josuke: and that it
I grabbed all three of the kids and crouched down
Rumi: jump in Front of the line!
I jumped in the air and landed right in front of a lady and her kid
???: um, excuse me, we're next
I dropped the kids
Rumi: alright, he's all yours
Josuke: sweet
Giorno: yes
Then jolyen jumped on Santas lap
Jolyen: me first!
???: hey lady, I just said
Rumi: problem
???:...no~
Rumi:(turns back to kids) okay, kids, make sure you ask Santa for anything you want
Giorno: we're we supposed to cut the line
Rumi: no, but don't tell your father I did that
They nodded and switched their attention to the Santa guy
Y/n pov
Y/n: I got power rangers for josuke; now I need something for jolyen, and I'm sure Rumi would kick me if I didn't get her a present
I kept walking until I came up to the female store
Y/n: this is going to be embarrassing
I walked in as all the ladies started looking at me as I went to the toys area and thought about what she would like
Y/n: maybe some makeup...Nah, she might not like that. I've never seen her want even to it
Then I remember she could never stop watching those animal documentaries
Y/n: animal plushie it is
I walked around and only saw one dolphin left alone with a lady with a shopping kart
Y/n:...
Lady:...
She started running towards the plushie, so I did the same, but she was getting closer and closer
Y/n: this damn lady is a fucking track star
Then I summoned star platinum and used him to grab the dolphin before she could hold it
Y/n: close one; why do I keep running into people like this
I bought the dolphin, and for Rumi, I got her a necklace. I'm sure itd be fine
Rumi pov
After the kids got to talk with Santa, we left the mall and headed back home now; I was looking for dinner
Giorno: so what's for dinner mom
Rumi: mom?
Giorno: oops!
Jolyen: Giorno!
Josuke: Giorno, you can't call her that!
Rumi:(bends down) no; it's okay, but why call me mom
Josuke: well, it because you're always hanging around dad
Jolyen: and you're always kissing~
Rumi:(blushing) you see that, huh?
Giorno: all the time
Rumi: well, I honestly don't mind you three calling me mom
Then they hugged me, and honestly, it felt nice being called mom. Then the door opened, and it was y/n
Y/n: uh...did I miss something
Jolyen: no, mom was giving us a hug
Y/n: that's nice. Now let me get dinner re-...wait, mom!?
Rumi:(shrugs shoulders)
Time skip
It was Christmas day, and I started to wake up from the sound of paper ripping
Y/n: I see you three were waiting for today, huh
Jolyen: Merry Christmas dad!
Giorno: we got you something
Y/n: oh really
Josuke: it right here
Then josuke bright me my gift from them and I started to open it up, and it was a hat
Y/n: this is
Josuke: you like it
Y/n: you bet
Giorno: you have to wear it, dad
Jolyen: that's right
Y/n: alright, alright, I wear it, but where Rumi
Josuke: you mean mom
Y/n:(never going to get used to that) yeah she-
Then the doorbell rang, and I went to the door and saw hawks
Y/n: hey, what's up
Hawks: Rumi called asked me to babysit the kids for a while
Kids: uncle hawks!
Hawks: hey you three, did you like your presents
They all nodded and got dressed went with hawks as I went upstairs and opened my door, rubbing my eyes and yawning
Rumi: took long you enough
Then I walked to my dresser and placed my hat on it
Y/n: did you like the necklace
Rumi: of course bow it's time for your present~
Y/n: wait, that hat wasn't....my....present
Rumi: done talking?
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