Meet Mrs.Clause

Y/n pov

I started opening my eyes and looked around myself, and there were no kids
It was dead silent

Y/n:hmmm

I got up from my bed and put on a tank top with shorts, and walked out to the hallway

???: SUPRISE!

I look, and Giorno and josuke were jumping at me

Y/n: Star Platinum: THE WORLD!

then time stopped as I walked up to them about to place them on their feet, but I was missing one

Jolyen: gotcha!

Then star platinum went threw my body and caught her

Jolyen: no fair!

Y/n: nice try, but I remember you can move in the time freeze

Tim resumed, and I caught Giorno and josuke

Josuke: hey, dad

Giorno: good morning

Y/n: good morning to you too, anyway. Why are you three jumping at me

Then star platinum placed jolyen on my shoulder

Jolyen: don't you know what today is

Y/n:...you got me

Giorno: it's Christmas eve, dad

Y/n:(shit) yeah, I remember

Jolyen: I heard that there lights that we can see

Giorno: I want to see the lights too

Josuke: I want to see Santa

Jolyen: oh! oh! I change my mind. I want to see Santa too

Y/n: All alright, we'll do all that, but first we need to eat

Jolyen:(pointing) onward mighty steed, to breakfast!

Giorno&jouske: onward!

Y/n: good grief, you three are going to be the death of me

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The kids were eating breakfast, and I was looking for places to visit Santa while drinking my morning coffee

Y/n: maybe I could take them to-

*BOOM*

y/n:!!!!

I turn around, and Rumi was behind me, and my wall was broken

Rumi: oh hey, Jojo

Y/n:(shatters cup) who the hell

Then a female people appeared

Y/n: Rumi, who's this stripper who broke my house

Rumi: oh, she and her partner robbed a bank near here

Y/n: wait...her partner

Rumi: yeah, that guy

She pointed, and I looked and saw something horrible

???: get ready, heroes!!

Love: love machine is here!!!

Y/n: children close their eyes

They covered their eyes as I summoned star platinum while walking towards the hole

Y/n:(pointing) hey, you freakin strippers
You broke my house, and now I'm going to break your faces

Rumi: I got the girl you get pg 18 over there

Y/n: great~

Love: you shall feel the power of my love! Hero!

Y/n:... I'm going to break you

Love: what!?

Then star platinum flew over to him and punched him so hard in the stomach that he passed out

Love: my...love.....lost

Then he fell face first, and I threw a dishrag on his naked ass

Y/n: freaking disgusting, Rumi

Rumi: already done!

I look back, and she was smiling while was holding her by her hair

Time skip

The police came and took the dumb asses away from my house, and all I could do was stare at the giant fucking hole in my house

Rumi: so~

Y/n: nothing you say or do will make this better

I summoned star platinum

Y/n: reqrium zero

Then he placed his hand in front of himself, glowing golden as the pieces of rubble started floating back into place, fixing the wall

Y/n: so besides breaking my wall, how's your day

Rumi: better with you here~

Then she started getting closer and kissed me on the lips and sitting on my lap

Jolyen: is this what people do when they make babies

Y/n:&rumi:!!!!

We looked down and saw all three of them just staring at us

Y/n: right, I forget I have kids; how long are you going to keep staring

Giorno: we want to see how babies are born

Y/n: wait till your 14. I'm sure you'll find out

Rumi got off me as I stood up

Y/n: I'm going to be out for a bit, so Rumi going to babysit

Josuke: where are you going

Y/n: I have to find...things

Kids:!!!!!!!, can we come please, please, please!!!!!

Y/n: no, besides, Rumi going to take you to see Santa

Rumi: I am?

Kids: you are!?

Y/n: yep, see you

Rumi pov

He left, and I looked down to see the three kids standing around me smiling

Rumi: um~ so...Santa

Kids: SANTA!!!!

Rumi: well, let's use one of y/n cars. I'm sure he won't mind

Y/n pov

Y/n: alright, what can I get that good for everyone

I looked around and saw a power ranger action figure and remembered josuke love that show for some reason

Y/n: toy one acquired

I went to grab the toy, but someone else grabbed it as well

Y/n: excuse me, I was getting that

???: no, I was! Find your own

Y/n: sir, I'm going to ask you one last time, LET. GO.

???: you first

Y/n: star platinum: The world

I stopped time for only 5hree seconds to take the present, and when time resumed, he looks confused as I had the toy and he didn't

Y/n: toy one confirmed

Rumi pov

Waiting in line for Santa and was complete hell

Rumi: I'm going to grow grey by the time we get to see Santa

Giorno: this is a long line

Jolyen: what do we do

Rumi:...💡 I got an idea

Josuke: and that it

I grabbed all three of the kids and crouched down

Rumi: jump in Front of the line!

I jumped in the air and landed right in front of a lady and her kid

???: um, excuse me, we're next

I dropped the kids

Rumi: alright, he's all yours

Josuke: sweet

Giorno: yes

Then jolyen jumped on Santas lap

Jolyen: me first!

???: hey lady, I just said

Rumi: problem

???:...no~

Rumi:(turns back to kids) okay, kids, make sure you ask Santa for anything you want

Giorno: we're we supposed to cut the line

Rumi: no, but don't tell your father I did that

They nodded and switched their attention to the Santa guy

Y/n pov

Y/n: I got power rangers for josuke; now I need something for jolyen, and I'm sure Rumi would kick me if I didn't get her a present

I kept walking until I came up to the female store

Y/n: this is going to be embarrassing

I walked in as all the ladies started looking at me as I went to the toys area and thought about what she would like

Y/n: maybe some makeup...Nah, she might not like that. I've never seen her want even to it

Then I remember she could never stop watching those animal documentaries

Y/n: animal plushie it is

I walked around and only saw one dolphin left alone with a lady with a shopping kart

Y/n:...

Lady:...

She started running towards the plushie, so I did the same, but she was getting closer and closer

Y/n: this damn lady is a fucking track star

Then I summoned star platinum and used him to grab the dolphin before she could hold it

Y/n: close one; why do I keep running into people like this

I bought the dolphin, and for Rumi, I got her a necklace. I'm sure itd be fine

Rumi pov

After the kids got to talk with Santa, we left the mall and headed back home now; I was looking for dinner

Giorno: so what's for dinner mom

Rumi: mom?

Giorno: oops!

Jolyen: Giorno!

Josuke: Giorno, you can't call her that!

Rumi:(bends down) no; it's okay, but why call me mom

Josuke: well, it because you're always hanging around dad

Jolyen: and you're always kissing~

Rumi:(blushing) you see that, huh?

Giorno: all the time

Rumi: well, I honestly don't mind you three calling me mom

Then they hugged me, and honestly, it felt nice being called mom. Then the door opened, and it was y/n

Y/n: uh...did I miss something

Jolyen: no, mom was giving us a hug

Y/n: that's nice. Now let me get dinner re-...wait, mom!?

Rumi:(shrugs shoulders)

Time skip

It was Christmas day, and I started to wake up from the sound of paper ripping

Y/n: I see you three were waiting for today, huh

Jolyen: Merry Christmas dad!

Giorno: we got you something

Y/n: oh really

Josuke: it right here

Then josuke bright me my gift from them and I started to open it up, and it was a hat

Y/n: this is

Josuke: you like it

Y/n: you bet

Giorno: you have to wear it, dad

Jolyen: that's right

Y/n: alright, alright, I wear it, but where Rumi

Josuke: you mean mom

Y/n:(never going to get used to that) yeah she-

Then the doorbell rang, and I went to the door and saw hawks

Y/n: hey, what's up

Hawks: Rumi called asked me to babysit the kids for a while

Kids: uncle hawks!

Hawks: hey you three, did you like your presents

They all nodded and got dressed went with hawks as I went upstairs and opened my door, rubbing my eyes and yawning

Rumi: took long you enough

Then I walked to my dresser and placed my hat on it

Y/n: did you like the necklace

Rumi: of course bow it's time for your present~

Y/n: wait, that hat wasn't....my....present

Rumi: done talking?
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