Requested by ThatWeirdPerson76 for finding the Tweek/South Park reference in Too Clingy For Comfort: Midoriya x Reader.

Before we begin...

*Enter Present Mic*
(Y/n) (L/n)
Quirk: Stampede!
(Y/n) has taken on the characteristics of a rhino! With the two horns on her forehead, she can tackle and trample her foe just like a rhinocerous would! The one downside of her quirk is her poor eyesight. Rhinos are known to have eyesight as poor as a mole.

"Shoto! Ready to go on our date?"

"Wrong desk (Y/n)..." Shoji's hand grumbled from behind his back.

Another hand grasped your shoulder, "how do you mix me up with Shoji? We look nothing alike..." Shoto had difficulty understanding the situation. There wasn't one similarity Shoji and himself shared. Shoji is the tallest person in the class, has six arms and nobody knows what he truly looks like behind the mask. Shoto is far from the tallest, has two arms and everybodies seen his face. No similarities...

"You both have white hair," you shrugged since you only followed your instinct. "I'm sorry."

"I see it now..." Shoto sighed, his eyes glanced up at the white strands clouding the left half of his vision. "You're a mess without me." This is Shoto's catchphrase now...

Tired of hearing that lovely yet slightly insulting comment, your lips puckered. "Should I look into getting prescription glasses? I swear this is the most embarrassing thing in the world..."

"There's been worse times," Shoto pointed out.

"Okay then, name one! Nothing can be worse than mistaking someone for another," true true very true. That fact is hard to outpass.

"Remember the first week of school? You bit Ashido's hair mistaking it for pink sugar fluff..."

"You mean cotton candy?" Who calls cotton candy sugar fluff?

"Same thing..." Shoto groaned.

"Hey at least I didn't walk up to someone and ask if they were the son to some Pro when he clearly wasn't," Shoto went wide eyed in response.

"Did Izuku tell you about that?" He choked out.

"Honey," you leaned forward. "Everybody knows that."

Shoto's head darted at Shoji. "Did you know?"

"I've known for a while," one of Shoji's right arms replied.

"We're leaving..." Shoto snatched you by the hand and escorted you off school property. It was extremely difficult to make Shoto uncomfortable let alone enough that he's so embarrassed he couldn't face anyone head on anymore. That's one point for you, zero for Shoto. And... yeah you've stopped keeping track of score long ago but still love to award the points.

"I'm sorry that I embarrassed you Shoto," because Shoto's being unusually silent, something must be off.

"Do me a favor and be quiet," Shoto hissed, roughly pulling you to round a corner for an abrupt stop. The boy frees his hand from your own and peers around the corner of the small outdoor restaurant. You were more than distracted with the bustling of waiters and tablegoers to really focus on what had Shoto so distressed.

You awaited for Shoto to peel himself from the corner before asking, "what's wrong? Someone following us?"

"Talk about five people," Shoto ran past you before snapping his fingers. "We need to go."

"Just don't run too far ahead of me!" You ran behind Shoto before you heard a flurry of footsteps. No not your own footsteps, they came from behind like a stampede of cattle!

"Who's chasing us Shoto!?" You picked up your pace, borderline passing up your boyfriend but knew better than to push it since you'd never leave him for dead.

"Students from one of the schools we fought against in the Provisional Exam!"

"There were multiple schools!!!"

"The one that wears matching black uniforms."

"Shiketsu?" Now why would they be chasing us? They seemed really nice back then... "This could be a big misunderstanding or something right?" Your feet began to slow in pace. "I'm gonna ask them about what's going on-" a knee to your backside and a head pinned beneath a boot later. Shiketsu High wasn't here to make friends...

"We did nothing wrong! Foul!" You cried, squirming beneath the hold of you captor. "You guys are low! I'm legally blind, you really gonna fight someone who can't see?" That was a slight lie on your end. Yes, you're legally blind, but if you focus enough on something specific within a five foot radius you can see whatever it is just fine. Right now, from what your squished eyes could see, your captor was a bone skinny male with curly brown hair. He was swimming in his school uniform, so much extra material. Why such a large uniform you asked yourself, until the pressure behind your head increased and he gradually gained meat on his bones until he was blown up like a balloon.

This guy must've had the ability to gain and lose weight on command.

"My skull... is... gonna shatter..." You pulled and scratched at the fat boys foot but hadn't made a budge.

Shoto assessed the situation, blindly typing in a message on his phone behind his back before tapping send. "Let her go or you risk dying..." With the threat cane Shoto who was quivering in anger. Once someone touches his property, nothing ends well. He already had little friends as it was and he isn't gonna let them be taken from him.

"Before we introduce ourselves," another Male stepped forward. "Is this girl really blind? I'd hate to get her caught up in this mess," This guy, he shown mercy in your presence. He also must've been the oldest since he was sporting a scraggly beard and moustache.

"Legally she is..." Shoto answered reluctantly. He knows you can take care of yourself but whatever it takes to get you out of this mess will have to work.

A duplicate of the oldest males head had sprouted out from his own backside. "We're not here for her anyways," the duplicate spoke and turned to the fat boy. "Let her go, but make sure she doesn't interfere."

All the weight atop your body diminished at once, only to be pulled to your feet and thrown into a wire seat at the edge of the outdoor restaurant you both neglected to escape from.

"What do you need from me?" Shoto glared at the leader.

"My boy..." Dupli-head guy chuckled shaking his head. "Remember Inasa Yoarashi?" Shoto had to think for a second but remembers that Yoarashi is that wind manipulator from the exam. He's the core reason why Shoto failed said exam in the first place. "Yeah, you broke his spirits. We came here to level the playing ground."

"Did he send you here?" Shoto clenched both of his fists.

"No he didn't," Dupli-Head guy admits. "But he will be happy once we show him your stone cold body. Take it away Bashirisuku," a guy with chicken legs and a lizard tail took his place before Shoto. He reached for the black shades that sat upon his nose and pulled them away.

"Stone cold... Lizard Tail... Chicken Legs..." Your eyes lit up in realization. Reading all of those mythology books as a kid paid off. "Shoto avoid his gaze! His quirk's Basilisk, just like Medusa he'll freeze you into a statue!" Shoto flinched and forced his eyes to a close with your warning and threw a fireball at the enemy.

The fat boy turned to you, "legally blind my ass!" He lurched out at you, growing in size by the second.

You jumped from your seat, bowing your head to show off your horns. "I can see most things within short proximity!" Digging your foot into the pavement, you bashed your head into the fat boy's stomach. He grunted, falling backwards, losing weight rapidly and curled up into a ball. "Oops, probably broke your ribcage but you asked for it!" You snickered.

"He might've asked for it," one voice whispered within your left ear. You bucked your head at the source. "But did he deserve it?" Another voice, the same actually, whispered into your right. You bucked your head again but found not a thing. This must be Dupli-Head guy...

"Arg!" Shoto grunted to the flesh of his arm being torn open.

"Fighting blind ha! You'll have to open your eyes eventually and then I'll add you to my collection," Bashirisuku got a running start and scratched Shoto with the talons on his feet across the chest. With more pain, made Shoto's eyes squeeze shut even tighter. "Kaw Kaw Bitch!" Bashirisuku taunted the boy of fire and ice. Shoto heard him loud and clear, stomping his foot to release a mountain of ice upon his foe, only to miscalculate and be knocked upon his face with crimson flying.

"This is going too far..." Shoto hissed behind the pain and a struggle to his feet. "Yes... Yoarashi tried to kill me before but he wouldn't ask for massacre," and why isn't Midoriya here yet? I sent him a call for help and my location just like he did back in Hosu. Is he not gonna return the favor?

"We beg to differ," Bashirisuku stuck out his forked tongue and lapped at his lips with hunger.

There's Chicken Boy... I can't get past Dupli-head here so if I just charge at them both I'll at least knock out the biggest problem here. Tucking in your head, a kick of your feet across the pavement, one, two, three times and you were running at blinding speeds. Dupli-head couldn't dodge your attack and you trampled him. "Shoto!" You cried, your horn battering Bashirisuku from the back deciding the battle that was won!

Now, stopping your 'stampede' isn't easy. Just like Newton's Law of Motion, an object in motion stays in motion unless another force acts upon it. That 'force' was the burly chest of a tall man you next to knocked over in your inability to stop.

"I'm so sorry sir!" You recollected yourself and didn't pay him any mind. Shoto was gravely injured and he needed your attention. Your eyes couldn't focus on any one part of your battered boyfriend besides the color red. "You're bleeding all over the place! We need a doctor-"

"Already on the way," the same man from earlier spoke from behind.

"Crap..." Shoto forced his injured arm to move and grab the phone that sat within his pocket. Turns out, he didn't send Midoriya any message at all. He texted his father Endeavor instead...

"Go home Miss, I'll take care of the boy," Endeavor acted as if he's never met Shoto before since it was Pro Hero code.

"No way!" You ignored your elder. "I just saved my boyfriend and I need to know if he's alright-"

Shoto threw himself at you, forcing a tender kiss to your cheek. "Don't leave but please give me some space to talk with my dad," although you couldn't see it, Shoto's eyes were glistening with desperation.

"I'll go explain to the restaurant owner what just happened," you reassured and bounded within the establishment of the restaurant that everyone here just terrorized to oblivion.

Which left only two, "We were attacked by Shiketsu High," Shoto began.

"Yes but that dimwit with horns nearly killed each guy here!" Endeavor roared with his fiery beard ablaze to a near blue color.

Your boyfriend choked on air. "That 'dimwit' is my girlfriend and she just saved my life."

"I witnessed most of that fight and I dont want you to be with a girl who can't see for shit-"

"Don't bring offspring and genetics into this when you only married mom to get a superior son and neglected the rest!" And here Shoto thought moving into the school dorms would mark the end of having to deal with his father. "Look, (Y/n) relies on me and I rely on her. I love her and I'm not trashing my relationship with her because she may or may not create a badass child capable of surpassing All Might. She's blind and took care of three enemies on her own when I couldn't take care of one, if you ask me I think she's perfect the way she is..." paramedics have arrived and cut the argument short to put him on a stretcher since that 'Chicken Boy' cut up his arms chest and legs leaving his uniform to be stained crimson.

Now wheeled into an ambulance, a paramedic hopped in with a hand on the back door. "I'm waiting for my girlfriend..." Shoto tried to sit up but the paramedic shoved him back down. "Can you go get her then? She can't find her way to the car even if she were to try... She has two horns on her head..."

"Luckily your wounds aren't fatal," the paramedic hopped out of the ambulance and came back rather soon. He might even say this is the happiest he's ever seen you, and you'd say the same for him.