~Jingle Jingle Jingle~

That dreaded ringtone. You've set your ringtone to the most bland sound your phone had to offer: Jingle bells. The tone had been set for unknown callers and those you've been wanting to ignore. Every single day at 7pm, the same number would dial up the phone and it would ring with shaking intensity. You've never bothered to answer the call for the fear of the unknown. However you're even beginning to feel uneasy with how persistent the person on the other end has became.

It's been a week, and this person is still trying to reach. Either this call is of utmost importance, or perhaps there's stalker on your hands?

You sighed, picking up the phone from your bedside table. The ringtone was about to run out and your curiosity was peeking. "I don't know Jiro... Should I answer it?" You asked of the tired ravenette.

"Is it that same guy?" Jiro ejected the earphone jack from the audio port of her phone with the most bored of expressions. To interrupt her music was like interrupting Aizawa when he's speaking; you dont do it. Then again, when isn't she listening to her contagious toons?

The vibrations from the device shook your entire arm. It was begging for attention! "Same number as always." You spoke just after reading the first six digits.

"Then answer it... Probably some stupid twelve year old or something," Jiro had her point but it wasn't a good one. Why would a twelve year old consistently call the same person for over a week straight?

"Fine," tired, you leaned your back into and wall. Your thumb accepted the phone call and pressed its delicately to your ear. "You've been trying to reach me?"

"O-oh... Hi! I was beginning to think I'd never get you," spoke a nervous young man. His voice was strangely familiar, yet you couldn't exactly put your finger on it. It was someone you talk to everyday that's for sure.

"Just what exactly do you need?" You sat beside Jiro on the bed and she leaned in to listen in on the call.

"It'd be better if I called at a later time. Your friend... I know she won't understand what's going on."

"I don't hear anything," Jiro lied back down on the bed.

"How... What?" You got up from the bed. Silky material in a tight grasp, the curtains were whipped to reveal a canvas of black and speckled white. While living on the third level of the class dormitory, it'd be foolish to think someone would be spying on you from an elevation so high. "How do you know I got a friend next to me? Where are you?" There's no way anyone can see me...

"Um... I know everything about you, " the Male admits creating an eerie sense of unease. "I-I understand that you're confused and creeped out. I'll be honest! I'm watching you from another dimension and you really need my help. When Jiro leaves, I can show myself. Sound good?" You looked at Jiro, highly debating on if you should accept his condition. This all could be an invitation to be kidnapped.

"What's your name? How do I know you're not a stalker?" Jiro took none of what you said to be a good thing and got herself up in defense. You mouthed 'jack the walls' to her and she did starting with the wall that led to the outside. She only head chirping birds and the humm of the ac.

"I'm Kaminari," the man on the phone exclaimed. "N-not your Kaminari. I mean I am Kaminari but I'm actually your guardian-" You hung up the phone. You couldn't believe a thing that was just said.

"I'm about to go beat some sense into Kaminari's perfect perverted ass," you threw your door open on a whim. "He's been prank calling me! I don't take him as the pranking type"

"You deal with him," Jiro blinked and removed her ear jack from the wall. She's dealt with that blonde one too many times to care anymkrw. "Have fun," she stepped around your seething form. Jiro knows better than to mess with you right now when you had your panties all up in a knot over the guy on the phone.

"Goodnight..." You stomped away, all the way to Kaminari's room and you've never knocked on a door so rapidly in all your life. You mistook the knocks for a woodpecker.

The blonde idiot answered the door all smiles, "hey (Y/n) what brought you-"

Whack!

The boy earned a punch to the face and he crashed onto the floor like a dead weight. "What's the point in scaring the shit out of me!? You're my best friend! What's up with all the phone calls and the spying on me!?" You scolded him.

Shaken up, dazed, Kaminari was seeing stars. "I haven't called you in weeks..." Kaminari crawled into his room in a shuffle. "What's going on here?"

"Everyday you call me at 7pm. I finally answered the call and it was you, voice and everything. You're spying on me somehow and I don't like it!" You're betrayed that Kaminari would think to stalk you like... Like a serial killer to his unfortunate victim.

"I'm sorry... What?" The blonde scrambled to his feet all to hold his jaw. "I would never stoop so low as to stalk someone (Y/n). The closest I've ever come to that is to stalk my favorite pornstar's profile," as shameful as it was, Kaminari would do anything to keep you at his side.

"But it was you on the phone-"

~Jingle Jingle Jingle~

It was the same ringtone, same number, and Kaminari was holding nothing except his injured jaw.

"Is that the guy again? You're going pale..." Kaminari took the phone and answered it for you. All he heard was the low rumble of static. There wasn't even a word. Kaminari furrowed, handing the device over. "I hear nothing..."

You took the phone back, the call was still in service. "That's not right-"

"(Y/n)... I told you that I'm not YOUR Kaminari. I'm your guardian," the OTHER Kaminari told you for a second time today. Apparently, you're the only one who can hear him which only backs up his claim about Jiro earlier.

"You said that you could show yourself right?" You whispered causing Kaminari to tilt his head.

"Who is she talking to?"

"I can if that's what you want," Other Kaminari agreed within the second.

"I'm gonna go back to my room and you better be there."

"I'll be there now quit confusing YOUR Kaminari," and he hung up without another word.

Just as the other Kaminari said, the true Kaminari was staring at you in bewilderment. His amber eyes searching for an answer behind all things nonsense. "I'm sorry," you apologized after realizing the mistaken identity. "I'll buy you lunch tomorrow and let you copy my homework if you'll forget what happened here tonight."

"Fine okay..." Kaminari shrugged. If she just apologized I would've been completely fine. "Can you get me an icepack though? You really packed a punch..."

"I'll call someone to bring you one."

"Thanks... Goodnight (Y/n)."

"Goodnight." Your farewell was aggravated at best. You ran full speed for your room while blindly texting Iida to bring Kaminari his ice. The second you threw your door open, well, youll be damned. Kaminari was propped upon his knees atop the bed. Except it wasn't Kaminari. It was the Kaminari you knew and well, except he wore a deep blue kimono, had red paint under his eyes as well as pointed ears and two bushy fox tails at his backside. "Wow... You weren't kidding you aren't MY Kaminari," and here you thought someone was pulling a sick joke. There's a perverted hybrid in my bedroom... Why does he look hotter than normal like this?

"Is that a complement?" Kaminari's twin tails wagged eagerly.

"Is what a complement?" You hummed.

"That I look hot," the blonde puckered his lips like a duck.

"I didn't say that out loud..."

"I'm your Guardian, your guardian. Mind reading comes with the job."

Why did this have to happen to me!? You shook your head violently. "Wait... Why does my guardian look like my best friend?" Of all people, a guardian had to take the form of one of the most... Un-Intellectual people you know, and that's putting it nicely. Aren't Guardians and Gods supposed to hold an abundance of wisdom?

"Actually..." Kaminari scratched the back of his neck with an awkward smile to pull at his lips. "Guardians like me take the shape of your soulmate. Not necessarily the personality, but the appearance. Have you connected the dots?"

I don't like Kaminari that way at all... "But... But he's my best friend."

"Soulmates don't always have to be romantic," Kaminari reassured. "But if I was summoned to help you, that means something's wrong. I've been watching over the real Kaminari for almost as long as I have you and... Are you unaware of how much he loves you?" Kitsune Kaminari looked mentally broken, spiraling into a depressed madness. He's now aware of the real situation. This IS a romantic soulmate situation.

"Kaminari's never shown interest in me," you point out in desperation.

"As of lately, he hasn't," Kitsune Kaminari sighed. "He's given up on you."

"Again, he hasn't shown any sort of interest in me," you repeat.

"How dense are you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Your Kaminari flirts with you daily, always throwing himself on you like the surprise hugs, going out of his way to do anything YOU want even when he already has plans," you're just passing off all the points Kitsune Kaminari had to say. He noticed your lack of attention to say the least but he had one last line of defense. "Remember the last time the boys went out for a guy's night? Well, remember or not, you called Kaminari up in the middle of it crying that you were bored and he up and dropped everything just to keep you entertained. He expected some action out of it but knew better than to ask. It was also the same night he gave up on you. Kaminari loves you and it's clear as day!!! You're too dense to notice," Kitsune Kaminari just went all out. Because you're dense, in which everybody is dense in their own way, you're blind to the truth. No wonder why your guardian is here to help.

"He was being really clingy that night..." You just realized where you went wrong. Kaminari was never more than a foot away from you, kept emphasizing how much he'd do for you, kept leaning into your side. The signs were there all along. "It feels inappropriate to ask him out now..."

"If I'm here, that means there's still hope. Go ahead, asking him out whenever you can," Kaminari rested his hands upon his hips with an enthusiastic expression that gradually became a disappointed one. "Dude... Are you gonna asking him or not?" He asked after a moment of silence.

"It's late for one and two I'm not mentally prepared for this..."

"I can get by that," Kaminari shrugged.

"Now can you leave?"

"Nope!" Kaminari snickered. "I can't leave until you two are lovebirds."

"Fine I can deal with you for a night," you crossed your arms.

"Knowing you, I think I'm gonna be here longer than that!"

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"Why are you following me?" You hissed in a harsh whisper. Kitsune Kaminari has followed you to school, now he's walking right next to you without a care in the world. How come nobody's pointed him out yet!?

Kitsune Kaminari was a man with little worry in the world. "If your problem is people seeing me, don't worry cause only you can see, hear and feel me."

"So if you were to punch me..."

"You'd very well feel it."

"But if you were to punch someone else..."

"I'd go right through em."

"Like a ghost?"

"As if I don't exist. See?" Kitsune Kaminari scampered up to Bakugou the second you both arrived at the classroom. You knew nothing good was gonna come from Kaminari lifting his knee. You flinch, forcing yourself the opposite direction yet all you heard was Kaminari cackle in delight. "See (Y/n)? My foot goes right through him! I can't kick him in the balls!"

He was correct. Upon looking in his direction, his sandal went through Bakugou's lower half like nothing. "You're something else."

"Whatever! The sooner you ask your bestie out the sooner I leave."

"Can you quit being so pushy!" The room went silent. All eyes were on you. Once again, you forgot nobody can see or hear Kitsune Kaminari.

"As a matter of fact, I won't quit being pushy," Kaminari snickered rolling around in the accomplishment of your embarrassment.

Throughout the day, you had more than a fair amount of moments ask out your best friend. Four or five moments that's all it takes to be a hero and you FUCKED IT ALL UP!!! Not once was the subject brought up. Of course your annoying version of Kaminari was persistent as hell but the courage lacked and you choked under the pressure. One whole day wasted, your status is still single like a pringle, and the annoying fox is overstaying his welcome to spend another night...

Kitsune Kaminari lied on your bed with his kimono slightly open. A bag of potato chips sat upon his chest while one hand fed himself. "Why didn't you ask other Kaminari out? *crunch* *crunch* You know he likes you back so it's not like the fear of rejection is a problem," You curse buying him the extra crunchy chips, the noises were driving your mind wild.

"I've never dated anyone before, I'm inexperienced! I feel like I'd screw up everything..." Not even a first kiss to add to your resume.

"You're crying over being a kiss virgin?" Kaminari shoved a handful of chips into his mouth. Apparently he's a stress eater.

"Can you stop reading my mind!" You threw a stuffed animal at him with force.

"I can't stop reading your mind!" He threw the animal back hitting you in the face.

"You're pissing me off Fox Boy," you yanked on one of his tails.

Kaminari yelped, kicking your ass literally. "I'm supposed to be helping you but you suck! Go ask him out you got nothing to lose!!!"

"No!"

Kaminari jumped on you, pinning you to the floor beneath his massive body of a cage. "Kiss me then if it'll help you!" He barked. "It'll be like you're kissing the real guy... I have no problem if it means helping you."

You lied there. Kaminari's amber eyes were once fierce with annoyance and now soft with gentleness. "Do you really think this'll help?"

"I do," he nods.

"Okay..." You weren't even Kaminari's girlfriend yet and you're being so loyal. Potentially kissing this look alike felt weird, nerve racking, sweat inducing. The second his soft lips grazed yours, your entire body froze. His pressure gradually deepened, warm air passing through his nostrils.

Kaminari parted the kiss with half lidded eyes. "You got to settle down... You can be yourself around Kaminari, well, be yourself now."

"Point taken," this time you initiated the kiss and Kaminari played along. Your lips danced along his, arm wrapping around his backside and dwindling to entangle hands within his blonde locks. Your delicate hands found those pointed ears of his, the fur soft like the hair atop a baby's head.

Kaminari froze suddenly, snatching one of your hands with a faint blush. "Dont touch my ears please... Normally they aren't this sensitive but it also isn't my body either."

"Kaminari has sensitive ears?"

"Must be..." Kitsune Kaminari removed the hands from his ears and sat back upon his knees although you were still pinned beneath him. "I think you're prepared. Can you ask the real Kaminari tomorrow? Even I can't do more practice right now."

"I can do it," you nod. "Thank you for helping me."

"Can you get me more chips?"

"Did you kiss me to make sure I'd buy you some?" You threw the boy off you.

"No, but I just remembered I ran out."

"Sure..."

The next morning came along sooner than expected. Kitsune Kaminari decided to sleep on the bed with you. That decision wasn't very wise since you only had a twin bed. Therefore it was a very tiring wake up but it didn't stop you from getting dressed and heading to class.

"HEY!!!" The second you stepped into that classroom, the Real Kaminari threw himself on you into a hug. You hugged him back in confusion, even the kitsune Kaminari was puzzled with this interaction. "Its finally the weekend! I know you've been stressed so, wanna hit up an arcade or pig out on junk food? Or both? Whatever you want, and I'll pay too!"

"Sounds like a date~" Kitsune Kaminari sang.

I will kill you... You thought, causing him to laugh.

"Why do you look pissed again?" Real Kaminari stepped back a few times.

Mentally, your began to facepalm. "You're not wrong... I've been stressed out."

"So what sounds best?"

"Wouldn't you rather spend your money one something the whole squad can do instead of just me?"

Kitsune Kaminari began to glare. "You're doing it again... Quit being dense, he's trying to get you on a date. Just reassure to him that you want to go on the date, and I'll leave. Simple. As. That," he's not wrong. Your dense-o-meter was going off the charts but he can quit being so pushy.

"Forget what I just said!" You sighed. "I'd happily go out with you tonight Kaminari."

He blinked, "this isn't a date or anything-"

"It is a date," you reached out to hold his hand. "You've been asking me out on dates for months and I'm more dense than molasses. I just wish I would've figured it out sooner..."

"Aw... Now kiss it out," Kitsune Kaminari made the heart symbol with his hands.

"This really wasn't a date," real Kaminari began to blush slightly. "You aren't wrong though about the other times. I haven't liked a girl more than you. Let's go on a date then," you both smiled together for it was such a wholesome moment indeed.

The the back of your head was grabbed, an intense pressure to come with it. "I said kiss it out!" Kitsune Kaminari forced your lips onto Kaminari's with a painful headbut. "Job well done..." And he smiled fading from existence.