So this scenario is based on silly questions that people ask...This is being written for fun, and not for harming anyone's feelings...

Please Enjoy!

Bakugo and Kirishima :*walk into a restaurant for lunch*

Waitress: Hello sir! Would you like a table?

Bakugo: NO, NOT AT ALL. WE CAME TO THE RESTAURANT TO EAT ON THE FLOOR.
CARPET FOR TWO PLEASE...

Waitress: Uh...