Kirishima: *wears a fake moustache* HEY YA'LL WELCOME BACK! TODAY WE ARE HERE WITH BAKUGO KATSUKI.

Bakugo: Tf is wrong with you?

Kirishima: *holds a microphone*
Now, Mr.Bakugo. Tell us a prank idea that our viewers would love.

Bakugo: Kay, first of all, Put a mirror on the stairs and scare the shit out of everyone. Then, fill up a jar of mayonnaise with toothpaste. Then, put mentos in ice cubes that your friends will put in their soda. Then, replace your friend's contact lenses with spherical transparent breath mints, then yeet Kaminari out of the window. Then make raisin cookies and call them chocolate cook—

Kirishima: HOLY WHOA CALM DOWN SATAN...