( Let us all take a moment to appreciate the way Twice answered the phone)

Twice: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIGARAKI

Toga: We made a gift just for you

Shigaraki: A..... coupon for 5 free trips to a spa

Dabi: Well, you need it don't you

Shigaraki: This gift....

Twice: Oh no

Shigaraki: THIS GIFT..........

Dabi: He hates it

Shigaraki: THIS GIFT

Rest of league: HERE IT COMES

Shigaraki: - IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.

League: Wait, wut

Shigaraki:  HONESTLY, BEING A CRIME LORD IS SOOOOOOOO STRESSFUL, IT'S REALLY NICE TO WIND DOWN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

Bonus:

Toga: It was so nice of you to let us come along Tomura-kun

Shigaraki:  No problem