NO ONE'S POV:

(Y/N walks into the Green Room.)

(Y/N): Hey, Itsuka? I heard you were in here. So I was hoping to ask-

(Y/N sees a girl "fight?")

(Y/N): I can sense the hostility from here...

Monoma: Trying to throw Kendo off her game?!

(Y/N): Why would I do that? I'm her-

Nejire: Oh, yeah! You're Kendo's boyfriend!

(Y/N's thoughts): Still don't know how she knows that.

(Y/N): Anyway, Itsuka, can I ask-

(Y/N notices what Itsuka is wearing.)

Itsuka: *blush* What is it?

(Y/N): You look great...

Itsuka: *blush* Thanks. You wanted to ask me some-

(Y/N suddenly walks right up to Itsuka & kisses her.)

Itsuka: *hard blush* (Y/N)!

(Y/N): What? I kiss you in front of people all the time.

Itsuka: Never in front of my classmates!

Tetsutetsu: Kirishima's right, you are the man!

Monoma: I think I'm going to hurl...

Awase: Uh...I don't think we've properly met, I'm Awase.

(Y/N): Oh! I know you! You helped Yaoyorozu during the camp attack. Thanks for that.

Awase: It was no problem.

Nejire: Aww! You two are so cute!

(Itsuka is currently burying her head into Y/N's chest.)

(Y/N): Should I have not done that?

Itsuka: [muffled] No.

(Y/N): I just had to kiss the most beautiful girl in the room.

Eyelashes Girl: You must be blind, because it's obviously me!

(Y/N): Who's the girl with the pound of makeup on her face?

Eyelashes Girl: Huh?!

(Y/N): I should be getting back anyway!

Itsuka: I thought you had to ask me something?

(Y/N): It's nothing. See ya the pageant, Itsuka! Love you!

Itsuka: He does know that I'm gonna be at Class 1A's performance, right?

(Midoriya finally arrives with a rope.)

(Y/N): Cutting it pretty close, Midoriya.

Midoriya: Yeah, sorry.

(Y/N): Ugh, I'm so nervous!

Midoriya: What are you even doing, (Y/N)?

Mina: It's a surprise!

(Y/N): Yeah...I can't do this. What if I mess up? What if Itsuka sees me mess up and that makes her break up with me?!

Midoriya: ...

Mina: ...

(Y/N): I need to relax, don't I?

Mina: Yeah, dude! You're gonna nail it! After all, you had me as your teacher!

(Y/N): [sighs] You're right. Let's do this!

Mina: Yeah!

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(Sorry I couldn't find the dubbed version.)

(Y/N is still backstage watching his class perform & waiting for his part to come up.)

(Y/N): Jiro truly has a beautiful voice. Looks like everything is going according to plan. Plus it looks like the audience is enjoying it.

(Y/N is scanning the audience & sees Eri smiling.)

(Y/N): She's smiling?! I think I'm going to have a heart attack! What if...what if my part makes that smile go away? Stop it, (Y/N)! You can't think like that! But it is a possibility...Ugh!

(Y/N scans the audience once again & finds Itsuka.)

(Y/N): Itsuka's here?! She actually showed up! [gags] I'm seriously going to be sick! She's definitely breaking up with me after this. We had a good run-

(Before Y/N can put himself & his upcoming performance coming up down any further, he sees Itsuka mouth the words...)

"Where's (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): She doesn't even care about what's going on around her. She's here for...me! [chuckles] I'll have to thank Mina for inviting her.

(Y/N's classmates performance ends.)

(Y/N): Time to break a leg!

(The lights go out suddenly & as suddenly come back on revealing an empty stage.)

Audience Member C32: Is that it?

Audience Member C15: I don't think so?

Itsuka: So is (Y/N) in this or?

(Y/N walks onto the empty stage.)

(Y/N's thoughts): Play the music. Play the music. Play the music!

(Some breakdancing music starts to play.)

(Y/N's thoughts): Here we go.

(Y/N begins to do the steps that Mina taught him.)

(Y/N then does a backflip. Mid flip he gigantifies himself & reverts himself down to normal size as he lands.)

Audience: [gasps]

(Y/N then drops onto his back & begins to spin like Mina.)

(Y/N is constantly switching between his gigantified & normal sized forms as he's spinning.)

Audience: Wow!

(It was time for Y/N's performance to end. So he started to spin again but this time but this time on his head. He's still switching between his gigantified & normal sized forms.)

(Ignore the Rubix Cube.)

(The music has stopped & Y/N is now standing & waiting for the audience's response to his performance.)

(Y/N's thoughts): They hated it, didn-

(The audience erupts once again with joy after seeing Y/N's performance.)

(Y/N): [chuckles] Mina really is a good teacher.

(Y/N looks at Eri who's smiling once again & looks at Itsuka who mouths the words...)

"That's my boyfriend."

(Y/N): I love this school.

(Y/N takes a bow & heads backstage to rejoin his friends.)

Mineta: Is there anything you can't do, (Y/N)?

Midoriya: That was amazing!

Uraraka: Yeah! Especially the way you switching between your giant and normal sizes!

(Y/N): Thanks, guys. I just had a great teacher.

Mina: Heck yeah he did!

(Cut to Class 1A cleaning up after their performance.)

(Y/N): Hopefully I don't miss the beauty pageant...

(Mirio & Eri run up to Y/N.)

Eri: Mt. Man!

Mirio: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Hey, you two. So, whatcha think about my breakdancing?

Eri: It was amazing! You were moving so fast while you were spinning that I got dizzy! But it was so cool!

(Y/N): I'm just happy you enjoyed it.

Eri: Yeah!

Mineta: Ugh, first Midoriya and now you, (Y/N)? Quit slacking and get to work!

(Y/N): Okay, okay, harem king...

(Cut to the beauty pageant.)

(Y/N): Did I miss her?!

Tetsutetsu: No, you're fine.

(Y/N): [sighs] Thank goodness.

(Itsuka breaks through 4 boards of wood with a single chop.)

Y/N: That's my...

(Itsuka proceeds to do more poses.)

Announcer: Strength and beauty.

(Y/N): (deep breath) [yells] That's my girlfriend!

1A Girls: Aww!

(Y/N): I couldn't hold it in any longer...

(The other beauty pageant contests perform & the announcer tells the audience to vote for their favorite.)

Monoma: Kendo from Class B! A vote for her is a vote for the future!

(Y/N): He's not wrong! Vote for Itsuka Kendo! It's the only logical choice!

(Itsuka runs up & punches Monoma.)

(Y/N): I guess I should stop too.

Itsuka: Who said for you to stop? (grins)

(Y/N): Okay! Vote for the first year beauty, Itsuka Kendo!

(Nejire wins the beauty pageant.)

(Imagine Y/N is between Tetsutetsu & Itsuka.)

(Y/N): Sorry, Itsuka.

Itsuka: It's okay. I didn't even want to be in the pageant anyway.

(Y/N): Are you sure?

Itsuka: Yeah. Besides I'm just happy you got to watch me.

(Y/N): Me too.

Itsuka: You do know that you're gonna have to breakdance for me sometime, right?

(Y/N): Don't remind me.

Itsuka: [giggles]

(Y/N): Mind coming with me for something?

Itsuka: Not at all. Where are we going?

(Cut to Y/N & Itsuka meeting Eri just as she's about to leave.)

Midoriya: There you are, (Y/N). I was hoping you'd say goodbye to Eri.

(Y/N): Just in time.

Eri: Mt. Man! I got a candy apple!

(Y/N): I see that.

Eri: It's so good!

(Y/N): I'm happy to hear that. There's someone I want you to meet, Eri.

Eri: Okay?

(Y/N calls Itsuka over.)

(Y/N): This is Itsuka Kendo. My-

Eri: She's your girlfriend!

(Y/N): How do you know that?

Eri: She's so pretty!

Itsuka: Aww! Thank you!

Eri: Since you're Mt. Man's girlfriend, are you going to be his wife someday?

(Y/N): *hard blush*

Itsuka: [giggles]

(Itsuka whispers something into Eri's ear which makes Eri smile.)

(Itsuka & Y/N are now walking back to the dorms.)

(Y/N): What did you whisper into Eri's ear?

Itsuka: Curious?

(Y/N): Yes!

Itsuka: Maybe I'll tell you one day!

(Itsuka runs off which prompts Y/N to chase after her.)

(Y/N): Itsuka!