So, um, guess who motherfucking finally finished chapter thirty-four of Pretty Boy?

That's right yours truly fucking finally sat the fuck down and said, "Okay, you are not allowed to do anything else until you finish this damn chapter" because the amount of times where I was procrastinating, completely blowing off writing, or doing something else like playing video games while thinking to myself, "I should probably be writing right now" was really fucking absurd

The fact that I was pretty busy the last two weeks wasn't all that helpful either oOf

But anyway, the point is the chapter's finally done and I feel really bad about the fact that I literally haven't updated Pretty Boy in a little over two months like holy shit I'm a terrible person lmao

I don't feel like taking a screenshot and scribbling everything out and showing the word count so you're just going to take my word for it when I say that chapter thirty-four is almost ten pages long and 4,920 words (Before editing at least)

Lmfao that moment when 4,920 words feels low to you but most people who don't write feel like 1,000 words is a lot when they have to write an essay or something

One-thousand words is barely an introduction for me biTcH

But then again I'm someone who has written a one shot that's 22,021 words and almost 38 pages (It's the shitty sequel Art From The Heart in case you were wondering) and entire chapters averaging anywhere from about 3,000 to 5,000 words in a single day (This was Dreaming Of More Than Just A White Christmas, which was, without even a single shred of doubt, the hardest book of the Phan Christmas series to write. Maybe I'll talk about why it was so hard to write in a separate part,) but I digress

Alright alright enough of my ramblings I gotta get this goddamn chapter edited so that it can be ready to go tomorrow

Yes, I'm posting it tomorrow because it's literally 10:47 PM where I am and I kinda hate posting chapters late in the day and I have no idea why

Okay bye now