Yesterday my friend informed me that she MIGHT be getting me a 707 body pillow

Yeah, you read that right

A
Fucking
707
Body
Pillow

Honestly, I don't know how I feel about this.

I'm mostly terrified but at the same time there's already enough sin in my room so...

Let's count the sins in my room, shall we?

1. I have a printed picture of Seven dressed as a maid (No shame at all because he honestly looks better as a female than I do AND I WAS FUCKING BORN FEMALE AND I IDENTIFY AS FEMALE) hanging on what I like to call "The Wall Of Sin" (It's this thing where you can put on your wall and put a bunch of random shit on it if you're like me)
2. I also have a printed picture of Seven dressed as a nun because goddammit that boi looks good as a nun and I need something to at least try and nullify the sins that I commit on a daily basis
3. I have two other Seven pictures printed and one of Yoosung because THAT'S ALSO MY BOI, ESPECIALLY SINCE I COSPLAY HIM
(I don't count this as a sin because IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, but I also have a picture of chibi versions of Seven and Yoosung that my friend drew me (Not the friend that says she might be getting me the Seven body pillow by the way) and they are so precious)
(I MEAN LOOK HOW PRECIOUS THIS IS)

!! Literally so adorable !!

I can't even handle it

Okay, back to counting the sins in my room

4. I have two Jonas Brothers posters, both of which are from when I was in fourth grade (I'm in eleventh grade now lmfao) because like Drake And Josh, that is a part of my childhood that I refuse to let go of.
5. I have a signed mini poster thing from Bella Thorne because she was at a mall near me and the only reason I have it is because I want to sell it someday (Hopefully after she's dead because autographs are like art in the sense that they are worth much more after the person is dead)
(Speaking of wanting to sell shit, if y'all wanna like find some way to come to my house or something, I have this TØP bracelet that I really want to give/possibly sell to someone that will actually wear it because I've only ever worn it twice and I've had it for two years. I really don't deserve to own it because I literally only enjoy like three of their songs and the rest are either complete garbage because of how fucking overplayed and mediocre they are (Looking at you Ride and Heathens) or they're just okay.
Honestly, TØP is just okay in general but whatever I guess they're wonderful to some people.
You do you boo. I don't care.
But yeah, somebody please take this TØP bracelet off my hands because I do not want to own it anymore. I literally don't even care if you steal it)
6. I have a poster of Ross Lynch (You know, that blonde guy from Austin And Ally, the show where the two main characters couldn't decide if they liked each other or not and kept breaking up and getting back together over and over again until it was so overdone that you were just waiting for the goddamn show to end and that blonde guy from that shitty ass movie known as Teen Beach Movie. God, don't even get me started on that piece of shit. That movie was awful) from when I was in eighth grade because he was my celebrity husband before ninth grade came along and I fell in love with Markiplier.
7. I have this cringey af cat poster from when I was in seventh grade that I got from a book fair. That's really all you need to know.
8. Both my Yoosung and Jack Frost cosplays are in my closet and I could literally get up and cosplay them right now if I wanted to because they really don't take that long to get on. As for my Kaori and Princess Peach cosplays, they're in the attic.
(Let me just say that I hated my Princess Peach cosplay because it just screamed, "Hey, this is just a Halloween costume but I'm going to call it a cosplay anyways" lol)
9. I have a giant Pikachu that sits right next to my bed and sometimes scares the shit out of me in the morning because of how giant it is.

So yeah, those are my sins.

I can't believe I might have to go into the double digits of sins in my room if my friend gets that Seven body pillow.

She's honestly the type of person to buy joke gifts like that so I wouldn't be surprised if she went through with it but I would also be terrified.

But if she actually goes through with it, she better get one with him in the maid costume because I've never seen an anime (Come on, don't tell me that he doesn't look like he's straight from an anime along with the other Mystic Messenger characters) boy look so good dressed as a girl.

Honestly, it's scary how convincing he looks.

And goddammit as a cross dresser myself (For cosplay only by the way), I have to appreciate that shit because I imagine that a guy trying to look like a girl is a hell of a lot harder than a girl trying to look like a guy (And it's pretty damn difficult, let me tell you)

So yeah, yours truly might be owning a Seven body pillow in the near future

I'll have to hide it from my mom if I do get it because so many questions will be asked

I'm lowkey excited and nervous to see what my friends have in store for my birthday because they are awesome but they are also meme lords and very weird (But the good kind of weird)

Okay this part is way too fucking long I'm going to leave now buh-bye