Those of you who've been following me for quite a while (Like it's hard to believe I actually have followers that have been here for a very long time like wtf how are you still here and not tired of my bullshit and my shitty writing that, for some reason, people think is really good yet lol) may have noticed that I haven't changed my username on here AT ALL

Considering the fact that I was fourteen when I joined Wattpad and I'm now seventeen, I have to admit that I'm pretty impressed with the fact that I've kept the same username this entire time when there are people on this site who change their username every week (Well, it seems like it at least) and for the record, I don't care if you change your username as long as you don't do it very frequently like if you do it once every few months or something like that, I don't care. It's your account. Do whatever the hell you want with it. Just be sure that you've made up your mind so you aren't changing your username over and over within a short period of time because that shit is super annoying.

But holy shit man, I can't believe it's been that long since I've joined Wattpad like the only things I remember about being fourteen are going around tp'ing some houses and cars, being on my old school's swim team, getting my first kiss at Homecoming, joining Wattpad, and discovering X Readers and what they were and making the stupid decision to write one when I literally had almost no idea what they were and somehow getting over 200K reads on said story that I STILL get notifications for because people, for some reason, get add it to their reading lists, vote on it, and comment on it and it's been over two years since it was published like wtf thank you but at the same time you should go read my newer shit because it is significantly less shitty than that story

Lmao y'all better know what story I'm talking about because I loathe this story so much to the point where there was a period of time where I refused to use the word in my stories for a little while and the only reason it's still published is because I want people to see how much I've improved since then and I would have a literal shit storm after me if I unpublished it

But anyway, I kinda sorta have an emotional attachment to my username and plus, it'd be a pain in the ass to go back and change my covers with whatever username I changed to so that's why I haven't changed my username yet (I say yet because I feel like it's going to happen one day, but you never know)

So, um, I'm literally a seventeen year old with the same username that I picked out for myself when I was fourteen and I'm struggling with whether I should feel ashamed or proud of it

Also, I'm literally a seventeen year old whose most hated story is my most popular one so literally RIP me

So yeah, even though both my writing and myself have changed over the course of the over two years that I've been on Wattpad, my username hasn't

I just wanted to bring this up because surely you guys have noticed this so yeah bye now you can return to your lives