My seventeenth birthday is tomorrow

I'm only going to be a sixteen year old for a few more hours and as my birthday draws closer and closer, I get even more anxious

Also, fun fact: This will be the third time I'm celebrating my birthday on here because I joined in January 2015 and since my birthday is May 5th (Which is, at the time I'm writing this, obviously tomorrow), I was still fourteen when I joined

So, I've literally celebrated my fifteenth and sixteenth birthday on here and I'm about to celebrate my seventeenth on here

That is fucking insane and it makes me feel old/really nostalgic

Speaking of fucking insane, CINNAMONTOASTKEN AND SUPERMARYFACE HAD THEIR BABY TODAY

I WAS KINDA HOPING THE BABY WOULD BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY, BUT BEING BORN A DAY BEFORE IT IS FUCKING AWESOME TOO

I WAS LITERALLY SO SHOOK WHEN I FOUND OUT

ALSO, THE BABY IS REALLY CUTE LIKE TEN OUTTA TEN CUTE M8

Okay, I'm calm now

I've actually kept up with all of Mary's pregnancy update videos because they're just really fascinating to me for some reason and even though I'm really happy that the baby's here, I'm going to miss the updates

I really hope that they reveal what their baby's name is because it's been fucking killing me this entire time and I've been trying to guess what it is, but it's so hard to guess when the only clue that they give is that the name starts with L

I have this horrible feeling that I'm going to end up hating it because whenever people have kept a name a secret, I've always hated it

But Ken and Mary seem like they're not the type of parents to give their kid a shitty name so I'm kinda holding out that they chose a wonderful name

If they don't reveal it, I'm going to be slightly salty because I'm pretty sure that I recalled them saying that they were going to wait until the baby was born to actually reveal the name

Also, I didn't really like the reason that they gave for keeping the name a secret. They said that they didn't want to hear criticism for the name and people saying that they should change the name. I didn't really like this reason because no matter what name you choose, there's always going to be at least one person who hates it and is going to tell you that you shouldn't have chosen that name. And you know what? You shouldn't give a shit about what people say about the name that you chose because it's YOUR kid and not theirs

Well, this applies as long as you didn't give your kid a name like Danger or Melanoma (Yes, these are real names. They're actually from a list of the worst baby names of 2016) because if you give your kid a stupid name, you deserve all of the backlash that you get for it because you just made your child's life a hell of a lot harder because you gave your kid a name that he/she is going to get bullied for when he/she starts attending school

Oh yeah, while we're on the topic of terrible names, one of my cousins on my mom's side is pregnant right now and she's naming her daughter Nevaeh

It's heaven spelled backwards

*intense sarcasm*  Wow, how fucking clever

That name was also on the same list that Danger and Melanoma were on so I think that says enough about how shitty this name actually is

This poor girl is going to get her name butchered by so many teachers in her future because if teachers can't even pronounce my name (Yes, my name gets pronounced as BREE-ANNE-AH rather than BREE-AWH-AH so many times that if I had a dollar for every time I had to specify to anyone on how to pronounce my name, I'd have enough money to move to Canada) correctly, they sure as hell ain't gonna get her name right

And it's not like my name where I can get away with people calling me Bree to avoid pronouncing my name wrong because how the hell are you supposed to come up with a nickname for Nevaeh

But anyway, I'm done rambling for now

I'm gonna go and live out the few hours I have left of being sixteen bye