Episode 6-> All around The Bahamas the ninjas chased the-SAVE ME!

(F~P)-POV = First Person Point of View = I, I'm, me, myself

(S~P)-POV = Second Person Point of View = you, you're, your, yourself

(T~P)-POV = Third Person Point of View = he, she, it

^Only put it there because there is going to be few POV switches.

Random (T~P)-POV

Boy you got my heartbeat running away

Beating like a drum and its coming your way

"Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass! He got that super bass" A male voice mumbles along with the song, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel in rhythm with the music. His finger freezes mid-beat.

Suddenly the car swerves nearly running off the side of the road before it swung back on course. "Hold up! What in the hell am I singing."

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, bo-

The radio is shut off, cutting off the rest of the song.

"I've got to stop listening to public radio."

He says shaking his head and chuckling under his breath. He runs his fingers through his thick black hair before placing his hand back on the wheel. He continues his way down the highway at a leisurely pace.

"Hm?" He mumbles as he spotted someone, or more specifically a girl, come out of the bushes up ahead.

Her skin was white but with a light tan from being in the sun most of her life-sort of like a ginger root colour- and was covered in dirt. She had dark brown hair that looked black at first glance, which was covered in leaves and twigs.

He slowly pulls up beside her. "Hey there? You alright?" he asks leaning out his window to get a better look at the girl.

Startled she looks up at him her blue eyes shining like sapphire.

She releases a sigh glancing back into the forest watchfully before looking back at him with a small smile.

"Yeah I'm fine. Hey can you possibly give me I ride into town."

"Oh you need a ride aye? Well that ain't no way to hike! See, you got to show more leg." He says in a joking tone.

She gives him a mixture between a 'disapproving' and an 'annoyed' look. "Seriously can I just get a ride into town?" -_-

"Fine, fine. Hop in the other seat."

He orders, pointing to the open seat beside him. The girl sighs. 'Finally!' She quickly hops into the car.

"So... you from here?" He asks as soon as he was back on the road.

"Yeah." She asks simply shifting restlessly in her seat.

"I wonder have I ever seen you before..."

"It is a small island. Who knows, maybe you saw me in Maxwell's." She replies stiffly feeling every bit anxious.

"Relax! You look as tense as a board. Come on, mi 2011 Mercedes-Benz SLK300 Roadster es su 2011 Mercedes-Benz SLK300 Roadster." He say to relieve some of the tension, noticing the worried expression on the girls face.

She scoffs trying to hold back a giggle before shaking her head at the boy beside her. "Just keep your eyes on the road-oh my God!" The tan colour drained from her face leaving her pale and her blue eyes were wide as she stared out the window.

"What! What! What happened?!" Startled by her scream he lets go of the wheel covering his head with his arms as barriers against whatever threat there was. He realises his mistake and hurries to reach for the steering wheel but before he grabs it he notices something off. "W-Why are the treetops in level with my car?"

"Ok... uh, don't panic ok-"

She says in a rush sounding as panicked as she was saying not to be as she stared down through the window.

"DON'T PANIC!? Oh, you unbelievable. We're freaking up high in the sky and you as pale as a sheep and you telling me don't panic. You out ya mind aye gal"

He glances down to see her fingers gripping his arm nearly breaking skin. She lets go mumbling an apology.

"Are you scared?" She asks the boy thinking something up fast so he wouldn't find out what was really happening.

"Shoots yeah I'm scared."

"Well you shouldn't be because you're on 'Scare Tactics'" She lied with fake cheerfulness.

He stared at her blankly for a second before what she had said finally sunk in. "Oh shit you had me scared. I can't believe this!" He said laughing. "Who set me up?"

A horrified expression crossed her features for just a split second before she blurts out "Uh your cousin did! Yeah..." She forces a smile.

"Valentino!? Muddo sick dred!! God as my witness I gone kill dis nigga when I see him."

"What are you kidding me?!" She screams making him jump.

"You mean me?!"He asks scared to even ask.

"Oh sorry no it's the director" She says fluently, pointing to her ear as if a small microphone was in there, taking her lie further. "He said the camera guy didn't show up which means none of this got recorded, shoots!"

"I guess that's okay at least I won't be looking like a fool on TV."

"That's good..." She says in a business-like tone giving a stiff nod. She hears a loud buzzing sound and turning to her window she pales as she spots the large flock of bugs. (0_0?) Meh

They swarm her pulling her out the car window before she even realised what happened.

"Holler at Tracey Morgan for me! The names Trayvon!" He says waving as she is carried away by strange bugs.

"S-Sure." She squeaks trying to act like she wasn't scare out of her underpants at the moment. He thought this was all fake... she knew better.

"See you Trayvon and thanks for being on Scare Tactics!" She says as the bugs slowly release his Mercedes-Benz onto the road then flying up to join the bugs that encased her. With a wave he tells her goodbye and with that he went on his merry way down the road before vanishing around a corner.

As soon as he is out of sight she frantically starts doing a scissor kick/frog kick, as if she was diving and the bugs were the ocean. Abruptly the bugs surrounding her dispersed. Suspended in the air she does a Wile E. Coyote wave before plummeting towards the ground. Instead of landing in splattered heap on the road she is caught by sextuplets that had an uncanny resemblance to the main protagonist from the anime series Naruto...

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Natalya's F-P~POV

I wiggle, feeling uncomfortable. At least six of Naruto's shadow clones and possibly the original Naruto had me pinned and restricted, having tied me up as soon as they caught me. I felt like a prisoner, I realised with a grunt of indignity. They're the illegal anime immigrants for Swiss sake!! I'm a law abiding citizen!!!

Me: "Hey...Narrie?" I say in a sickly sweet voice as the mob of Naruto's carried me in some random direction their hands stretched up to the sky with my bundled form propped on top.

Clones: "Yeah Na-chan?"

All the Naruto's chorused making me wish I was able to sweat-drop.

Me: "Can you guys free me? I feel like game you're going to tie onto a stick and rotisserie over a man-made fire." Not to mention I was extremely uncomfortable.

Hey, they had my hands and feet tied together by rope and I was up in the air over their heads! Hell, I was tied to a LOG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! The only thing missing was a man-made fire and the Naruto clones chanted "Hut, hut, hut"!!

I let out a small cry as the log I was tied to suddenly began wiggling which I assume was caused by the clones simultaneously shaking their heads which caused their bodies to shift from side to side. If they drop me!

Clones: "No can do!"

I let out another cry as I was suddenly dropped onto the ground. My eyes twitched as I stared up at the many Naruto who with smirks on their mouth all stared down at me, unrepentantly.

Me:".........I so hate you clones right now........."

Their grins just quadrupled in size before they disappeared with a 'poof' and I was left staring at empty air.

Me: "Rackle frackle..."

I growled arching my back, using the little bit of slack of the rope to my advantage and tried to wrench my fists out from its hold behind my back. Why did they have to tie my wrists so tight? Do they realise how painful it is to have your hands tied behind your back? With a grunt I give in and slump against the log. I was panting a little from the exertion.

Me: "Oh god I hope they don't expect me to escape from this and find my way back home!! That would just be F-ed up!! 0_0"

It was already close to evening! I don't want to be stuck out here, tied to a log, in the dark, for some rogue, rabies invested racoon to stumble upon my resting place and claw my face off!! OR EVEN WORST!! What if a ransacking bear mauls me in my sleep!!! Wait... there aren't any bear in the Bahamas so I don't have to worry about that... but the racoon thing is still a possibility.

Why didn't I just go with my family? Compared to being stuck like this and being at a wedding I- Ah, who am I kidding. I'm way better off being stuck like this.

I shut my eyes and not even a second later the sound of gravel crunching under feet came to my ears. I was relieved that the ninjas weren't leaving me to the mercy of racoons, but still apprehensive of what they were going to do to me now.

"Oh dear, Stu!"

A knot formed at my brow at the unfamiliar and feminine voice.

Who the hell is Stu? Stew conch aye?

I heard running footsteps and I just kept my eyes closed and ears opened staying perfectly still.

"Oh my sassafras! Come this way Harriett!"

A male tone of voice called in a panic and the sound of shuffling feet could be heard.

Harriett: "Do you think she's dead Stu?"

The woman, Harriett, whispers nervously and I really wanted to sweat-drop. Too bad I can't.

Stu: "I don't know Harriett..."

The man I guessed to be 'Stu' answered.

Harriett: "Poke her with a stick and see!" She suggested.

Stu: "Alright..."

I heard Stu or in my mind, that is quick on word play, Mr. STD, bend down probably to retrieve a twig from the ground. He inches towards my still form the stick he picked up shaking in his trembling hands getting closer and closer to my face before, *poke*.

Me: "BOOOOOO WAGGLE WAAGGLE WAA!!"

I screamed at the top of my lungs popping my eyes open scaring the $h!t out of Mr. STD and Mrs. Hairy-armpit. The couple hollered bloody murder before breaking off in some random direction. Heh, tourists...

As soon as I saw them take off a huge bark of laughter busted my gut. The noise of it bounced off the trees creating an almost never-ending echo, the laughing tears spilling down my face.

Me: "T-T-That's w-ha-ha-what you get fo-ha-ha-for poking me with ah, ah, a STICK!!!!" I laughed the entire sentence making my sides feel like it was about to rip.

Giggling like some hyena high on crack I call out.

Me: "NARUTO!? KIBA?! SHINO BAKA!? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!!?" I did NOT want to be stuck out here all night, which was due in several hours time and I knew they had to be close by.

I refuse to die by the hands of Shino, Naruto and Kiba; though very sexy hands at that... Damn fangirl garbage clogging my head!! But the joke about it is I'm only saying things like this because they're here in person, otherwise... my mind would only be on one person and one person alone. Just ONE guy that I've been committed-ly fan-girl-ish to for years! My heart rate hit the ground running thinking about the possibility of him being real.

Ah! Butterflies! Butterflies! Stupid heart! Stop beating, why don't you. I have more important things to--Hold up! Hit reverse and park it on a curb. Just. Wait. A. Minute... Did I seriously just tell my heart to stop beating? Oh so now these ninjas get me thinking suicidal now. Ninjas get me thinking suicidal: now that's just ridiculous!

Shaking my silly thoughts away I smile at the boys hovering over me.

Me: "Come on you guys fun's over! Training's cancelled! I want to go home now!!"

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(T~P)-POV

The boys looked down at her trying to figure her out.

'No one's chakra is that scanty. Chakra should always be flowing in a systematic way through the body even if that person doesn't use it. She can only be hiding her chakra to make her seem weaker than she really is...'

Kiba thought analysing the girl at his feet.

'She knows too much to just have met us... She knew who Sakura-chan was... Who is she and what is she hiding...'

Naruto thought, puzzled.

'Natalya Hugh...'

Shino thought darkly his eyes narrowed behind his glasses.

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Natalya's (F~P)-POV

Me: "I guess you guys can untie me now. I don't think I passed your trai-

Shino: "Why didn't you try to escape?"

I blink, as Shino's voice interrupts what I was saying, confused by as of what he was talking about. I didn't escape because I couldn't and my attempt to failed epically... doesn't he get that?

Naruto: "You know too much... for it to be normal..."

Naruto mumbles to himself and I hardly caught what he was saying.

Kiba: "And your chakra... it's all wrong..."

I looked at them like they were crazy. What the hell were they on about?! I felt a spike in my adrenalin as their eyes narrowed casting a shadow and making their eyes look cold. But what really chilled my vein was the fact they were looking at me like that.

Kiba skilfully threw a kunai that successfully cuts me free of all bindings other than the rope around my wrists. I quickly roll off the log struggling to my knees then staggeringly to my feet.

Shino: "Run."

I cast him a wary look.

Me: "What? What the hell are you guys tripping over-"

I'm silenced by a sort of déjà vu moment as the three shinobi got into fighting stance weapons at ready. A new fear crept up my spine. This was different than before. This was way more than just 'training to become a top notch Kunoichi'. The fear from before was from the possibility of these ninjas hurting me by accident... now... it was fear they would end my life with no hesitation.

Kiba and Naruto: "He said...run."

Without another word I took off in the opposite direction deciding to go with 'flight' not 'fight'.

I was running blindly, adrenalin fuelling my legs to keep going, my heart to keep pumping.

Lord please protect me...

It was a short, unconscious and subconscious prayer. I hadn't remembered I had prayed it as soon as I ended but it made a difference...

Running was starting to wear me out so as soon as I thought I was far enough away I dodged behind a tree, panting heavily as I slid to the ground. I survey my surroundings feeling hopelessly lost. I'm sure I'm not too deep in the bush. I thought for comfort.

My eyes drooped for a moment and I was willing to rest for a minute. I closed my eyes but they snapped back open when I heard something.

A kunai was headed my way but I didn't have any time to move my muscle were cramped. I was in the direct path of the kunai but to my astonishment it missed me completely.

But after the first one came, another followed. For some reason everything turned into slow motion while I was in normal motion but unable to direct my body to move. I wasn't so sure if I was going to be as lucky as the first time as the kunai continued towards me... but as it got closer it began fading in and out, like it was about to disappear into tiny little pixels. I was mesmerised. It started wobbling as if it was going to shift its trajectory with no known reason.

Choji: "Human Boulder!!"

Eyes widening I look away from the oncoming kunai to glance to my left everything going back to its normal pace. I saw something coming at me which looked like a gigantic bowling ball heading my way at frightening speed. Suddenly I was scooped up from the ground and then everything became I kaleidoscope blur but not before I caught a glimpse of the kunai lodging into the spot I had been looking more solid than it had been a second ago.

The next thing I know is I'm on my feet and Choji is standing beside me.

Choji: "Are you guys insane! Why are you attacking Nat-chan like this?"

Choji slipped me behind himself obviously trying to protect me. I was grateful. If it wasn't for him pulling me out of the way in the first place who knows what gruesome events might have occurred.

Kiba: "well ah... we..."

He trailed off into silence just like the other guilty parties. Was it wrong that their betrayal sort of hurt?

Me: "Can we just leave at that for now? Besides for the need to bathe and crash... I think I'm alright now. Thanks Choji."

I say stepping from behind my protective teddy-bear to flank his right side.

Choji studied me for a second.

Choji: "You sure?"

Me: "Yeah... We can settle... whatever this is after I get back to my house." I say mustering up a weak glare as my eyes travelled towards Kiba, Naruto and Shino.

I swear if I had a hit list a certain Aburame, Uzumaki and Inuzuka would so be on it! I was too tried to stand anymore so I just slumped against Choji for support. At least he was on my side...

Choji: "Natalya? Natalya?"