Episoder 4-> *Ring, Ring* Yeah Sandilands!! These Ninjas are INSANE; send the doctor...sure I'll hold...*elevator music*

Me: "W-what?"

My stomach was having a bottoming out feeling. I was scared; scared Sugar-Honey-Iced-Tea-less. How did this turnabout from me having a giddy ball after finding my favourite anime characters in my house to being assaulted by a kunai! Was that some kind of customary ninja hospitality ritual??? (+_+) Maybe...

Shino: "I said we have a few questions that we would like you to answer and I wouldn't mind if you stayed long enough to actually answer them."

Me: "B-but I wanna take a bath and/or a shower."

I said in a small voice kind of shaken and I really just wanted to take a bath/shower. Although these guys obviously didn't care what I wanted because at the end of the next minute they had me seated on my bed like a mannerly little girl. The three ninjas stood before me and my eyes darted between each of their faces my legs crossed and my hands on my knees.

No sudden movements and the hot anime dudes won't throw things at me no more. No sudden movements and the hot anime dudes won't throw things at me no more. No sudden move-

Naruto: "NATALYA!!"

I shrieked at the noise and tumbled back falling on my backside with an expert lack of grace.

Me: "Naruto!! Don't you know better than to interrupt a girl when she's talking to herself!!? Crepes man!"

There was an air of 'I really want to laugh at her but it was so awkward I can't' swimming around the room that rather irked me. I pulled myself up without a word and the question montage began.

Kiba: "Ok...First question; where are we?"

I slowly relax. They had me edgy with the whole spontaneous attack but if all they wanted were answers to a few questions then fine with me.

Me: "You're on a beautiful island of the wonderful Bahamas archipelago. You're in my house and to be more specific, you three are in my bedroom."

Aren't I the regular smart@$$?

Shino: "Never heard of this place... Are we somewhere near The Land of Waves?"

I titled my head to the side in confusion. Where is that?! Um...Err...oh! Yeah I remember that place. It's in those filler episodes in Naruto; with Haku and the bridge builder. What a scatterbrained fangirl I am.

Me: "Um no, nowhere near there, pretty far away from there actually." Nowhere near where you guys are from that's for sure; I had as an afterthought.

Kiba: "Well do you know where or how far is Konoha from this place."

Me: "I-I, uh, don't know... pretty far?"

It sounded more like a question rather than a statement but I couldn't help it I wasn't sure if their world was a part of my world or not. I don't even know how they got here. I was really starting to think if they're here now does that mean the hidden villages are here too somewhere across the globe? Too many question and no answers to assist.

The boys' faces were thoughtful looking and I'm sure mine was too as I bit my nails in deep thought. Shino was the first to break out of his pensive trance.

Shino: "Are you alone here."

Me: "Yeah. I mean I don't live alone. My brother and my parents live with me but they went to a wedding so yeah I'm alone."

Shino: "Are there any ninjas in your village?"

Me: "Um sorry but no we don't have any ninjas."

Shino: "Who is your leader?"

I didn't get to hear what he was saying because right then Naruto decided to interrupt rolling over Shino's mellow words with his brash voice.

Naruto: "So you're not a ninja?"

To me it sounded like Naruto and Shino were saying the same thing so I didn't really notice Shino was asking something different.

Me: "Nope. Not a ninja."

I popped the 'P'.

Kiba: "You have awkward chakra... Are you not a ninja because you don't choose to be or because you can't? Is that why there aren't any ninjas here? Are your people inept with chakra?"

Me: "Can't I be a ninja without chakra?"

I was curious and his question didn't really strike me as necessary to answer.

Kiba: "Sure but you won't be able to do all the cool stuff. Like walk up a tree and perform jutsu."

Me: "So basically I can only do Taijutsu then; fists to fists and combat skills?"

Naruto: "Right. Wow you sure know a lot for a non-ninja."

I chuckle softly. You don't know the half of it. Wikipedia.com is my friend and anime is my life. But a girl can't know everything... but she's always right. [Piece of advice for boy readers XD]

Shino: "We're off topic!"

And yes for the record we completely ignored Shino, not acknowledging his comment, to his annoyance.

Me: "But no seriously you i- you guys think you couldn't have let me shower before this questioner crap. Oh the kunai thing from before was unnecessary too."

I murmured under my breath not really for them to hear me but to get my little rant out. If you noticed it took some willpower not to call them idiots.

I'm sure if I watched enough Naruto I can tell Shino is going to sulk about being ignored and probably get back at us for interrupting his interrogation but whatever.

-Karmas a B-I-T-C-H you know

- But he's a boy so what does that make him?

-...it makes him a male B-I-T-C-H

I snort at my inner conversation.

Naruto plopped down next to me making the bed wiggle and give me his famous grin. Naruto is sitting next to me!! How many girls can say that and actually have the real thing and not a plush doll? I guess it's only me then. Inner fangirl moment! XD Kyaaa!! Okay calm it Natalya.

Me: "Well now that you guys know I'm not a ninja you gone take it easy on me right? You guys may or may not be here for a while and I don't want to go around scared of you guys. So can I take my shower now?"

I had a really big grin on the inside. It was on the inside because not being able to go home might upset them. I don't think I had rights to be all giddy about them being here if they weren't; but I was giddy so it may have seemed rude to grin.

Me: "So try to take it easy on my ok. And take it easy on the house too. Can you do that?"

I saw Kiba and Naruto smirk at each other and it sort of unnerved me, my inner grin turning into a suspicious frown.

Kiba: "Or..."

Naruto: "We could just..."

Naruto said playing coy. Oh crap, they're up to something aren't they?

Me: "You could what?"

I asked slowly.

Naruto: "WE could TEACH you THE way OF the NINJA!!"

Naruto exclaimed jumping up from the bed in excitement and kept bouncing around making his sentence hit different octaves. Then he placed his both his hands on my shoulders with a serious look.

Naruto: "Are you ready for this?"

If I flipped out about a kunai being aimed at me then I don't think I was made to be a ninja.

Me: "I-I'm not sure how to respond to that..."

...other than 'Hell to the no you damn psycho!!'

Kiba: "Yeah we can train you! It will be epic! We will make you into a top-notch Kunoichi!!"

Kiba said pumping his fist in the air. Hell no to you too psycho #2!!!

Naruto: "It will be great Na-chan. Trust us we're the best! Believe it!"

Kiba: "Yeah how about we start our first session now."

Me: 0_0! |'You say what now'| "Oh no, you guys can't do that! I don't want to be a ninja."

Naruto: "Of course you do!"

And they ignore my request yet again. First they stop me from going to take a shower now this. Great...

Kiba: "Hey Shino how about you help us train Natalya?"

Say no Shino. Just say no!

Shino: "Alright but if she survives we continue our previous discussion."

O_O! Meh? Never let your last hope be Shino... It's false hope.

Payback for the worms obviously...

I hate you Shino.

I was FREAKING OUT! Why did he pull out a kunai?! WHY DID HE PULL OUT A KUNAI!?! Future note to self: Ninjas have bad sense of humour and dangerous practical jokes. To make the 'joke' even 'funnier' they started closing in on me with a solemn mug, wicked smirks and even goofy grins on their faces.

I get up from my comfy place on my bed in a rush backing away from them.

I scurried to my door and yet again only making it to the freaking threshold. This time I tripped. But then I saw my defence weapon. Good timing too the three devils were behind me. I get about quickly grabbing it up.

Me: "Stay away from me. I don't know what you three are up to but my trust in you guys' sanity flew out with that kunai. I was just caught up in the ninja madness I still don't trust you. Stay back."

I said using my brother's bat like a sword pointing it at each of them daring them to make a move. Shino disappeared before my eyes. Then out of the blue Shino had me restrained, holding my hand with the bat in the air above my head and my other hand at my side. I saw Shino smirk, smug about getting the upper hand. Well let me tell you something.

I stomp as hard as I can on Shino's foot, the 'pain' surprising him. His grip on me loosened. I took the chance and rammed my elbow into his gut making him stumble back then I gripped my handy dandy rubber bat firm and smack him in the head.

And, down, he fell like a mighty oaf. [Lol, SpongeBob quote] Or was it 'oak' I never could tell.

I smirk a little. I actually took down a ninja believe that Ripley! I felt quite the badass. I look at the two remaining fellows with a fierce *hopefully* look.

Me: "Stay away from me or you will share the fate given to those who came against the Bat of the Mightiest!!"

Naruto scoffed.

Naruto: "Stop being silly Na-chan. You can't go swinging at everybody."

Oh can't I? Naruto started reaching for me or the bat whichever and I yelp.

Me: "Ah! BACK OFF!"

I took a few swings at him.

Naruto: "WHOO!!!"

Naruto shouted, bobbing and weaving, ducking and dodging to miss my attacks. I was swinging blindly. Anywhere it hits is fine with me.

Naruto: "HELP! SHE'S MERCILESS!!"

Kiba was laughing his backside off. I didn't find this funny! I'm serious here! QUIT BOBBING AND WEAVING AND GET AWAY FROM ME NARUTO!! Suddenly I got a hit the impact sending Naruto to the ground. Kiba laughed louder upon seeing this.

Kiba: "See it hurts, don't it?? And here you were laughing at me Naruto."

Kiba tells Naruto smirking at his two comrades. Naruto was holding his head rolling on the ground while Shino was trying to get rid of the stars from his vision. Kiba turned to me, sharing his triumphant grin.

I blink...once...twice...three times...

Kiba's smile got smaller and smaller until it vanished from his face.

Kiba: "Wait Natalya, no, not again!"

I swung the bat.

*Baaring*

Kiba held his head groaning. He felt it before and he felt it again... BAT OF THE MIGHTIEST!

Time to roll out...

I drop my brother's bat for a second time today, turning on my heel. I ran down the stairs before they can get up which didn't leave me with much time because within a second they were on their feet slightly woozy.

Naruto: "Damn girl, she's going to give me a concussion. She's got a swing on her, that one."

Naruto said picking himself up from the floor.

Kiba: "This is going to be more trouble than we bargained for... though she seems capable of becoming a ninja. Not sure if that's good or bad on our account."

Kiba murmured wincing.

Shino: "Come on... she's getting away."

Shino mumbles holding his head questioning the sanity of all this.

-~Third person POV~-

Back in Natalya's room Akamaru turns over in his sleep, his tongue lolling out his mouth dripping drool on the floor, his tail thumbing unconsciously in his sleep, oblivious that everyone ditched him. How he slept through it all we'll never know.

[Yes I found it necessary to include this last little sentence. I didn't mention Akamaru at all so I had to!]

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