Episode 14--> Its all for the amusement of the Fangirl!

"Bey, what possessed you to blow up my garage?" I asked after we left the garage and I was now upstairs, digging through Leon's drawer for something for the guys to wear. Naruto was still soot covered and standing behind me with Kiba and Shino. Kiba was snooping around the new room whereas Shino, curse his evil self, already stole cologne from this room, therefore already seeing the room and having no need to snoop. Choji was already in the shower downstairs and I let Hinata use the bathroom in my room down the hall.

"I dunno." Naruto mumbled moodily. "We just thought my Rasengan would be able to break the barrier." Something about the bleakness in his tone made me pivot on my toes. I looked at Narrie to see him staring off in space. The bundle of male clothing and underwear in my arms were tossed aside onto the bed and I ran to his side. Naruto, who had been caught up in his thoughts, looked up in surprise as I cupped his sooty cheeks.

"What's the matter Narrie?" I rubbed some of the muck from his cheek with my thumb to reveal his trademark whiskers. I searched his face and he studied me quizzically.

"Not-Nothing's wrong..." He trailed off weakly and a troubled look crossed his features. His gaze lowered to the ground and stayed there for a brief moment as I continued to platonically caress his cheeks. Where was my hyper Naruto! I hated seeing this side of him!

"How- How did you know something was wrong?" Naruto's wide blues clashed with my cobalts.

"Naruto." Kiba stated shaking his head and leaning his elbow on Naruto's shoulder. "With you moping about, a total stranger can tell you're not your usual self."

I nodded, agreeing with what Kiba said. Naruto was a knuckled-headed, loud-mouthed, super Ninja!! Anything less than hyper is abnormal. Naruto raised an eyebrow in Kiba's direction. Had he really been moping?

"It's nothing important I guess." He said indifferent and I dropped my hands from his cheeks. I took a step away from him and observe him. He had a faroff expression. It was so not nothing.

Suddenly a mischievious, Chesire cat smirk came to my lips and Kiba noticed it. He just stared at me in wonder removing his elbow from Naruto's shoulder and leaned against the wall. Shino was over by the bed digging through the clothing I tossed on the bed for something to wear.

"Naruto..." I said in a innocently silken voice as I turn around and lean my back into his form and wrapped my hands around his neck. I leaned the back of my head on his chest and ran my pinkie finger in the hair at the nap of his neck. "Won't you tell me why you're so distracted." I tipped my head back and looked at him through my lashes. Naruto had a tiny blush on his cheeks. "Tell me what's wrong booboo."

Kiba was watching me with an amused grin on his face and tried to stifle his chuckles. Wait, no, those strangled chuckles were coming from- O_O Shhinnnoo??! Wow I overcame the world if I made Shino want to laugh. I noticed all of this through the corner of my eyes while still keeping my gaze locked with Naruto. He seemed at a lost. I never even thought of using the seduction lessons Alexis gave me before now! Lexis you the bestest!

He looked ready to cave.

I pout at him, "Please Naruto," even though I was smirking inside.

And cave he did!

"Ok fine! I really need to scratch my butt and there's debri in these shorts!! It's in my butt crack man!! And it's already starting to chafe! My junk is uncomfortable and these damn bootyshorts keep riding up my legs!" He shouted all in one breath and I unwrapped my arms, turned around and took a HUGE step away from Naruto. His cheeks were flushed with embarrassment. I just stared at Naruto, mouth unhinged and catching flies. I didn't need to know that. My days would have been thoroughly fulfilled not knowing the condition of Naruto's junk. I shouldn't have pestered him because that was just TMI!!

"Funny shiz man! Did you see the look on Natalya's face." Kiba was bent over with laughter while repeatedly slapping Naruto's back. Naruto glared daggers down at Kiba as his entire body rocked with each of Kiba's slaps.

"S-shut up Kiba! That's- that's not funny!" Naruto grumbled. Kiba held a big grin and with one, last, hard slap sent Naruto spiralling towards me. I released a shrill squeal as Naruto crashed into me and the both of us stumbled backwards and we crashed and fell on an unsuspecting Shino.

I shoved Naruto off and rolled off Shino and into a sitting position and crossed my legs. My expression was nuetral and you never would have guessed I was doing anything other than sitting here the whole time.

Shino shook his head and sat up too. Naruto stumbled forward and Kiba grabbed him by the shoulders.

"Well Naruto my friend..." He spun Naruto around. Little question marks flickered around Naruto's head as Kiba made him face us. "If your junk is uncomfortable in its trunk just let it hang loose!" Then he pantsed him!

"AH! MY EYES!" I screamed covering my eyes before I saw more than needed to see and I threw myself back. I ended up knocking Shino back onto the bed and I laughed uncontrollably as I hid in his cloak. I can't believe Kiba, what a dork! XD

Kiba was losing it, laughing like a crazy person and Naruto was still trying to get his pants- well my shorts he used without my permission- back up from around his ankles.

Suddenly I heard the door burst open and lo and behold in waltzed Hinata in a towel.

"What's happening- EEEYAH!!" I peaked through my fingers.

"N-N-Nar-Naruto-kun!" Hinata said in a strained squeal as she came face to face with a half-naked Naruto. Her face was so red! Her eyes were so wide it was impossible!

A shocked Kiba, who had been staring at Hinata, looked at me and through my fingers I looked back at him and that set us both off. I started laughing so hard I was choking and Kiba's laughs were rocking the entire house.

I had been so engrossed with not dying, as Shino gave a little assistance by patting my back, that I didn't see when Hinata lost consciousness. One minute I'm laughing my a-wide off and choking and the next second, when I regained myself, I looked up to see a laughing Kiba with a KO-ed Hinata in his arms.

My face lit up like a child's on Christmas. "Oh my gah! Hold everything!" I said between my laughs and pushed away from Shino and ran out the room. I hauled down the hall to my room and slammed the door pratically off its hinges. I leaped into the room and grabbed up my camera. PICTURES!!

I ran out my room so fast that a trail of dust followed me. I stumbled and ended up tumbling into Leon's room. I sprung to my feet and the flash was a flashing. I was like the paparazi! Click! Soy Click la camera, I can take a pic!! I sang in my head the entire time.

"What are you doing?" Kiba tried to sheild his precious eyes from the blinding flashes but there was no escape! ^w^

"Taking pictures DUH!" I retorted in a know-it-all tone. "Don't know why I didn't think of this sooner! Now Kiba lean in to the sleeping Hinata and give her a kiss on the cheek!" I ordered still snapping away.

"What? Why?"

"FANSERVICE! NOW DO IT!" Kiba actually did it with a grin of course. I squealed on the spot, taking the shot with glee.

"Now the lips!" I demanded twisting the top half of my body to take a random picture of Naruto who was too busy watching me with his mouth agaped to bother to pull his pants back up. I twisted back to Kiba and he was gaving me a look. Aw he wasn't going to do it; I thought sadly. Then he did it. He leaned down and pressed his lip against Hinata's. I- I can't even form a sentence. My jaw was shaking hands with the floor and my eyes were as big as my own skull. Kiba just- he's kissing her. Kiba is KISSING Hinata!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!! " I was squealing, jumping around, fist pumping, squealing some more and just fangirling.

"Well take the stinking picture." Kiba mumbled against Hinata's lips.

Oh yeah...

"Right." I whispered and took 10 snaps of the same scene. I was soooooo happy right now! It was too cute!

"Anything for the fans!" Kiba said and winked at me when I stopped snapping pictures. I was staring at my camera like it was a gift from God.

"I love you so much right now." I sobbed dropping to my knees and hugging Kiba's thighs. Then I got a wicked idea. I feel sorta bad that Hinata is unsuspectingly involved in this but she'll thank me or faint again later when I show her this soon to be taken picture. "Okay now Naruto you gotta kiss her too!" I exclaimed and sprang to me feet.

"WHAT?! It's already unbelievable that you made Kiba kiss her but me too?!" I rolled my eyes at him. Pansy-ass.

"Don't you think this is going too far..." Shino began uncomittedly, he just felt he should say it because Hinata was his friend.

"Fine then how about you strip for the camera instead." I turned the camera on him and I'm sure he blanched.

"No thanks, do as you wish." He answered hurriedly and I grinned before swinging the camera back to Kiba/unconscious Hinata and Naruto who was standing off to the side, pants finally pulled up.

"Ok! Like, um, lets do a scene, like Kiba just finished kissing Hinata then Naruto gets all mad then he pulls Hinata from Kiba and then he smooches her and end scene. Pretty simple right?" I smiled at them goofily. It looked so epic in my head and Hinata will thank me later, I mean she likes Naruto right? If I get her a quick kiss she wouldn't mind right?

"Na-chan I'm not doing it." Naruto squared his shoulders stubbornly.

"Dream killer!" I screamed like a widow would say 'Home-wrecker' when she saw her husband's sweetheart at the funeral. Just then Choji walked into the room.

"Hey Nat-chan where can I put these clothes- did I miss something?" I jerked around and took his picture. He looked so handsome in my dad's clothes. Choji blinked stunned by the flash then he shook it off. His eyes travelled the room in suspicion soon after.

"What were you guys even doing...?" He narrowed his eyes and I laugh sheepishly.

"Fanservice...?" I supplied weakly and Choji just raised a brow.

"Not that I know what that means... but the shower is open if any of you care." Choji responded slowly. And Hinata's out too, now that I think about it, so my bathroom is open.

"I call my shower!" I said quickly and my hand shot up in the air.

"How about we shower together?" Kiba said all deep and sultry-like.

"Huh! Kiba you whore!" I gasped playfully but he was still confused. Well I'll just have to literate him on what I mean: "How can you even think I would allow you to cheat on Hinata with me! My own not-really-only-in-my-dreams-possibly-faternal-twin sister!? I know you love her so I must be 'sauded into your throny trap of love. Sayonara!!"

"Hey now wait a minute-" Kiba became instantly flustered. Ha!

I started giggling as I skipped out of the room not bothering to let him defend himself. "Let Naruto use the shower downstairs first! His junk has suffered a lot!" I paused outside the door when I heard Choji questionably say, "his junk?" and I heard Naruto say something along the lines of, "Do not ask!" then he was out in the hallway with me. He gave me an indignant look and I smiled. "You're cute when you're mad." He pouted deeply.

With that response I make my way down the hall to my room to take my morning bath. It was rather uneventful in there so you don't need to know the details of me cleaning myself. Anyway, after dressing in something simple and modest I went over to my Handy Dandy Food Machine! I grabbed a bunch of disposable plates from the rack that's connected to the countertop and started filling them with precooked breakfast. I can cook but really I hate it so this is the best they're going to get out of me.

I took up a plate for Akamaru first; my mum's 'peps' know I like pets so they have a little button for pet food too. I actually pranked my brother Leon with that once, haha, good times.

After I slid Akamaru's plate down the counter, I filled 8 more plates without realising what I was doing.

"Boo." Someone whispered and I jumped in surprise. I turned around and saw Kiba walking in.

"You're already finished with your shower? I thought Naruto would be in there for atleast a good hour with all that grim stuck to him." I look at him in interest. Anime boys can bath fast!

"No, he's still in there... I came to see if you're done and use your shower. I heard the water stop."

"O. Well its open for the public!" I replied pleasantly and gestured to the open bathroom. "But first can you help me take these plates downstairs. Since you're going to be using the bathroom I'll give you your privacy. I took up a plate for Akamaru too." I started picking up the plates of food from the counter.

"Cool." Kiba said from beside me and picked up the remaining plates. We went down the stairs and then into the kitchen. I placed my plates down and he placed his down.

"Hey... Natalya...?"

"Yeah Kibs?"

"Why did you take up all those plate of food."

I count them. I looked at him weirdly. It was nine plates. It exactly the amount I needed: 1) Me, 2) Kiba, 3)Choji, 4)Hinata, 5)Naruto, 6)Shino, 7) Akamaru 8) Deida-Oooooooooh... er.

"Um one is for me..." I replied hesistantly.

"But that still leaves two extras." He said in a matter-of-fact tone and I grew just a tad bit nervous.

"Ops my bad, hehe, math wasn't my strongest subject, easy mistake." Truth be told I was actually thinking of Sasori and Deidara when I was taking up the food. 5 individual plates for Hinata, Kiba, Naruto, Shino and Choji, a plate for Akamaru and 2 plates for those two. Of course it would seem weird to him. Not even reading into the extra plate too much Kiba headed back towards the stairs.

"Hey Kiba." I called and he turned.

"Yeah?"

"When everyone's done getting ready can you ask them if they want to, I don't know, go out and train?"

His brown eyes seemed to shine. "Alright!"

He muttered 'yes, yes, yes!' enthusiastically as he bounded up the stairs.

"And Kiba?"

"Yea?!"

I leaned on the counter with a smile on my face. "Did you enjoy your kiss with Hinata?"

I heard a big thud and smirked evilly envisioning the scene of him falling over when he heard the question. He obviously chose not to answer me because I heard him walk away and then my shower was on. I giggled to myself and wondered how I was going to keep the Akatsuki feed without being spotted. Where did they even go?