I was chatting with a fwend
And she was trying to think of a word, it went like dis:

Fwen: My gmas husband is a retired navy person or whatever you call them
Me: A veteran
Fwen: Ooo ya dats the word
Me: XD
Fwen: Erika: The human dictionary

*jazz hands*
I actually would be a human dictionary to them...because I'm always correcting them and giving them the right words XD