I was over at my aunt's house with my family for the 4th, and two/three of my cousins and I were in the bounce house,

And we were doing monkey in the middle with a gatorade bottle (Strawberry, it still had some in it since we were doing bottle flips before this)
One of them smacked it out of the air playfully
But then it suddenly opened and sprayed all over me...

This stuff doesn't come off easily, yknow... (there was some on my face, too...but I was able to get that off)

Now I look like I killed somebody
I'm self-conscious now...
Yay....

Now I'm imagining that when I go home and start school, my 'frens are gonna think I'm crazy

*sits in corner and contemplates*