The thing with calls and ringtones...

My sister's ringtone on my phone:
🎵
You are 😄
Annoyinggggg 😒
Just so 😚
Obnoxiousssss 🙄
Belieeveeee 🤗
When I say 😁
That you are 😉
Annoyinggggggg 😜
TELL ME WHY 😌
You can't do anything right 🤨
TELL ME WHY 🥴
I want to fight you on sight 🫨
TELL ME WHY 😦
I never wanna hear you saaaaay 😖
That we 😩
Are 😫
Relateeeeed 😱
🎵
Jk I love her but it's funny

When E calls me:
"ACCORDING TO THE JUDGEMENT OF THE
Oratrice 💃
Mechanique 💃
D'analyse 💃
Cardinale" 💃

When I call E:
"This Vodafone user is not available"

When R texts me:
"I WILL HAVE ORDER"

When R calls me:
"OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER—"

When I call R:
*nothing*
40 mins later, WhatsApp: "What up?"

When my gf calls me:
"SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZO WO SASAGEYO!"

When I call my gf:
"*beep* this number is not available right now."

Sometimes on the next day: "Oh i saw you called me, what was the matter?"

When I call T:
*nothing*
Half a minute later: she calls me