King: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Abomination : Milfs.
Piper: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
King: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Clementine : Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Clementine : I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Piper: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
King: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
King: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Clementine : Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Abomination : What? No! It isn't!
Clementine : THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Piper: Clementine ...
Clementine : THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Piper: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Clementine : KING, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
King: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Abomination : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Piper: Y'all are dumbasses.