" Liam would you please put my bra back " I groan. This was the second time Liam graced my house with his presence only last time he left me with cooties but this time he made it a point of duty to annoy me.

I cannot believe I have survived almost two months of dating him.

I should probably get an award.

" how do you girls get these things on " he says picking up one of my favourite which was my pink dora bra. Yeah I still wear cartoon characters be jealous.

" Oh so you only know how to get them off then " I am trying to reach up and snatch it away from him but he's too tall so I give up. He sticks out his tongue at me as I say this isnt he adorable -not!. " Think whatever you like but I am getting this on ".

" it doesn't suit you though " I shrugg and flop down on my bed. " you wish " he chuckles lightly " I can pull anything off I mean I am Liam ". I roll my eyes

Has anyone told this guy its not a crime to be humble

" aha! I got it " he shouts and I roll my eyes again congrats sherlock. He had finally put on the bra the right way and by the looks of things am probably never wearing it again.

" your a little on the small size though what exactly twenty eight? twenty nine? ".

Okay he did not!

I give him a death glare and he laughing practically rolling on the floor.

I am dating a dork should I be worried?

" come on I was just kidding " he says and I ignore him pouting. He jumps on the bed startling me and making me lie back in the process. He puts both hands over my head and his legs at both sides of my waist. The view from my position is hilarious which explains my sudden burst of laughter.

Liam still has my bra on and we look like we are about to bang each other with Liam as a girl and I a boy.

" why are you laughing you weirdo " he says looking really confused.

Theres no way am telling him that

In one swift movement I turn myself so he hits the bed with a loud thud and am on top. I pat myself mentally on the back for a job well done.

I ll probably have broken bones when I try to move from this spot but for now I have to enjoy the glory.

Liam's expression is picture worthy and I have to bite my bottom lip to keep myself from laughing.

"whao I love to see my girl taking charge " he says and I slap him playfully getting off him and hell I was right about the broken bones. He goes ahead to start singing something within the lines of...bad ass bitches bouncing on my dick..i cant really make out what he's saying because his voice is all croaky and I have to block my ears to save myself.

" this is boring lets do something fun " he says after a while and I roll my eyes. " lets go out "

" I didn't tell my folks i would be leaving the house " I say. " we will be back before they get home " he gives me this puppy dog face. I cant say no to that so I find myself thinking about the situation.

This guy brings out another part of me I never knew exsisted

" okay " I finally say which has him grinning like an idiot " lemme change first ". I walk into my closet and select a blue chiffon top and white skinnies turning back I see Liam still sitting smugly on my bed.

Did he not hear what I just said

" Liam I need to change " I say again. " go ahead I mean I don't see how my presence affects that " I hurl my pencil case at him and he runs out of my room shouting about how violent I am.

Touché

Minutes later we are in his car heading down to God knows where as Liam refused to tell me where we were going.

I bet he doesn't know I carry a pepper spray everywhere I go. Who knows when it would come in handy?

" whats your dream guy " he asks as we speed down the streets of new york and I don't understand what he means. " excuse me? " I offer and he laughs " you know your idea of a perfect boyfriend ".

" and your asking me that why? " I say and he sighs " well after the whole drama of me trying to impress you but fucking up badly I figured I should just have asked and try to be that person for you cos I love you " I am really blushing after I hear this so I think.

What really is my dream guy supposed to be like

" I always wanted  a normal good looking guy " I say hands tapping on my chapped lips."I am not that fairytale type of girl who expects a prince charming on a white horse and until recently I didn't think twice about love.. someone funny and sarcastic (I don't need a whimpy dude that I ll walk all over) a little bit romantic is also acceptable, his stupidity has to match mine big time so we can both be stupid  without feeling awkward, of course he has to be caring and loving and finally someone who is cheesy in a cool way not insanely pervy".

" hmmm " he mumurs " surprisingly I am all of that " he adds winking.

" no your not " I roll my eyes " your not chessy your more of cocky and despite what you think they are not the same "

" fine try me but if I win you get to do whatever I say for the rest of today " I nod my head no way in hell could he win that.

" your time starts now " I say licking my chapped lips slightly and turning to face him permanently.

He smirks looking at my lips then at me " your lips look so lonely..would they love to meet mine? " I choke a little but cover it up with a little cough theres no way am letting him feel like he has won.

Honestly I didn't see that one coming though.

" boring " I snort and roll my eyes. He has to do better than that.

" is your name summer? Cos you are hot as hell " I blush stupidly and nod for him to continue.

I should probably have myself checked I blush way too much for my own good.

" there must be something wrong with my eyes cos I cant take them off you ".

" is there an airport nearby? Or is that my heart taking off ".

" babe your ass is so nice its a shame you have to sit on them "

By now I look like one of the bright red nail polish Lily loves so much. How can he have things like that in his brain but still have good grades?!

Not fair!

" I heard your legs are your best friends but sadly even the best of friends have to part " he grins finally and my eyes are out of thier sockets. He is such a manslut

Okay so I was wrong and I have succeeded in feeding Liam's ego. screw me. I look at the laughing boy beside and shaking my head I turn on the radio to avoid further teasing. A song from my favourite movie comes up and I instinctively start wriggling to the hit song.

" Oh one more please " he says and I groan " what? "

" you must be jelly cos jam dont shake like that ".

Okay he is good

Now I have to worry about what he ll make me do. But before then even though Liam thinks he's perfect I know he isnt and that makes me smile a little.

Liam Randon cant sing for shit.

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" No way..never Liam..no fucking way " I scream as I eye the death skates he held to my face. Apparently the big surprise was to take me roller skating. I could hardly stay balanced on my two feet and I wasn't stupid enough to try it on wheels.

" come on your over exaggerating " he says as he pulls me to a bench and sits me down. " besides you promised to do whatever I say ".

" think about this approximately a minimum of forty eight people die of skating a year " I state trying to convince him but he gives me a look " and you know this how?? ".

" there's this thing called the internet am sure you ve heard of it people use it to get information bout these things " I say crossing my hands over my chest.

" your such a nerd now quit being a baby and suck it up " he says ruffling my hair.

So says the guy who tops his class every freaking year.

I slap his hand away still pouting at his decision to kill me but he ignores me and plops his feet on my laps holding a pair of skates to my face " do me ".

" do you? " I say raising an eyebrow. He's not the only one who can initiate a sexual Innuedo. He gasps feigning shock " babe your so messed up " and we both laugh.

I go on to take off his shoes. I feel like a slave and not his girlfriend well I guess it serves me right for agreeing to his bet..i promise to seek revenge.

I am still taking off his shoes when he starts moaning and I give him a glare silently telling him to shut up. It starts as whispers but grew into full on loud moaning.

Hell he made it seem like I was giving him a blow job and not just strapping skates on.

By now girls are giggling at us and he's not cutting it out even though am done. To say I am embarrassed is utterly an understatement.

I am definitely going to kill him.

I put on my own skates and arrange our shoes beneath the bench. "your done already then princess?" he says smirking and if I wasn't scared of getting up on this skates I would definitely have slapped that perfect face of his.

" just help me up jerk face " I extend my hand towards him so he can pull me to my feet. I am barely standing when a familiar voice has Liam turning and me graciously falling on my butt.

" Liam..ohmygod I cant believe you are here..did you by any chance get my text?...you ve been ignoring all week it wasn't even funny and I decided we should chill here " the girl rambled on.

I take the effort to glance at the girl from where I was which was hard bcos Liam's butt was in my face. I cough awkardly bringing the attention back to me and I see who it is.

Linda

It really is a small world

" Its always nice to see you right where you belong " she says evily as Liam helps me up.

" Linda! " Liam groans before I can make a nasty comment. " just dont start okay " he is running his hands through his hair a habit which is undoubtedly sexy.

" so you didn't see my text yeah? " she asks a bit of hurt in her voice " and you brought this here? " she adds sizing me up.

Okay this girl is really getting on my nerves.

" linda not right now I ll see you in school alright? Am with my girlfriend " he says and I see the horror on linda's face...maybe I wont kill him afterall.

As linda skates away I have the urge to give her a blessing " Hey barbie " I call out and she turns to me with an uninterested glare." I think you should get something done to your ass..its waay too flat for your own good ".

She gives me her middle finger and skates faster which gets me laughing like a hyena.

" now princess lets skate " he says and fear kicks in totally forgetting the reason for my joy. He has a hand on my waist as he moves both of us to where the other skaters were.

" can you not use pet names on me? I find it totally embarrassing and obnoxious " I say hiding a forming blush and he gives me a look. He was holding my hands now as we moved slowly avoiding the others.

I almost don't feel scared anymore as the wind blows lightly against us.

" now that you mention it princess, I ll make sure to do it more frequently " I groan loudly which has him smirking. I feel my confidence grow now so I let go of Liam's hand and begin to skate on my own. Unfortunately I wasn't good at all and seconds after my freedom from my over annoying boyfriend, I crash into a really huge guy who doesn't look happy at all.

I mutter a quick apology and so does Liam as he picks me up for the second time today. Tired of landing on my butt I decide to rest for a while  I mean seriously my butt can only take so much.

Liam starts doing tricks just to piss me off. The other skaters were more than impressed with his abilities and I just scoffed.

Doctors should be worried about him he has a malignant growth of his ego.

After a while of taunting me, he is exhausted and skates towards where I was sitted not noticing the banana peel on his path. He slips on it and tumbles twice falling flat on his face.

I cant control my laughter as it rings out loud. Liam's face has gone fifty shades of pink as he picks himself up before people began to notice.

" are you okay Liam? " I say trying my best to stiffle my laughter. He glares at me " make yourself useful to your injured boyfriend now and get me a milk shake or something ".

I pout and check him out. He doesn't even have a scratch on his perfect body.

The only thing injured here is his ego.

I obey and head as slowly as I can towards the refreshment bar at the far corner of the skate park." you do have a nice ass though " Liam calls out to me and I flip him the bird.

I pay for two strawberry smooties and am about to return to Liam when a tall huge figure blocks my path.

Its the guy I bumped into a while ago.

" please excuse me " I mutter lightly but he doesn't budge." your a pretty lady " he says instead. I roll my eyes and reply I have been told before I can hold my tongue.

" well then pretty ladies have manners and you owe me for rudely bumping into me the other time without a proper apology " he says.

" I don't owe you shit now get out of my way before I kick your butt " I know I shouldnt have said that but the guy was seriously high on something.

His laugh is rich and it immediately turns into a scwol as he reaches to grab me. I am quick to splash the contents of my cup in his face but as I try to run he grabs me and hurls me on his shoulder with his hands over my mouth like a bag of potatoes.

If it werent for these stupid skates I would be out of this situation

I bite his fingers hard - which is very disgusting though and he drops me. Due to my previous relationships with the ground this doesn't hurt that much " bitch!!" he screams. " nice to meet you"  I reply and search my pockets earnestly for my pepper spray.

He recovers quickly and has me up against the wall...more like crushed between his body and the wall.

" looking for this? " a familar voice says holding up something.

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❤  ❤  Liam Randon  ❤  ❤

I waited for a full twenty minutes and miranda wasn't back with a drink. She couldnt have gotten lost the snack bar was just at the corner.

Well she wasn't exactly the smartest when it came to common sense so you see why am worried

I decide to go look for her. I get up and a sharp pain shoots through my left ankle reminding me of what just happened. I couldnt check it out bcos I still had my skates on. I curse and proceed though I have a slight limp its nothing serious.

I see her not to far mouthing something to a guy and he pushes her to a wall. I feel my anger rise in me and I run to the spot. She was frantically searching her pockets for something and I smile a little. I took the pepper spray when she was skating.

I couldnt take the chance of getting sprayed to death. " looking for this?"  I say immediately I get to her.

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The fucking idiot took my pepper spray

" back off " mr tough guy says to Liam and I suddenly feel scared for him. This guy would probably pound him to pulp.

"  I cant...you ve got my girlfriend " he says smugly and the guy laughs and once again hurls me up. Its getting a lot darker now I just hope my parents aint home yet. " try and get her ".

" dude I cant believe you can actually lift her up..you must be a macho or something cos she weighs a ton ".

Please remind me to bitch slap liam

He just called me fat in the middle of a situation!

The guy looks confused and Liam takes the opportunity to spray him square in the eyes. He drops me screaming bloody murder and we take off to Liam car locking it as soon as we got in.

" we forgot our shoes " I say still trying to catch my breath and Liam laughs " you ll survive " I pout .

" we have to return these though "I say pointing to our skates as we take them off " I ll do it tommorow " he says and starts driving.

Liam seems like he is in a foul mood so I have my head looking out the window deciding to shut up. " did he hurt you " he asks breaking the silence. " no"  I reply " did you get hurt from your fall".

" its nothing just a little sprain " he wiggles his left foot little at me and I honestly wasn't happy he got hurt. We enter into my street and I know I lld be home in no time.

" thanks for saving my ass today and I really had fun " I say looking at him while his gaze was focused on driving. " I love you "he says and I blush but dont say anything.

" why do you do that " he has a quizzical expression plastered to his face but am just confused. " do what? " he looks at me " you never reply when I tell you I love you ".

" I- em-i dunno " I stutter. " its okay princess you can take your time ". Its not that I don't love Liam, I do and just didn't want him to know how I really felt bout him.

We pull over at my drive way and Liam is grinning." arent you supposed to act like a gentle man and walk me to my door ".

" sorry but this gentle man has a broken leg " he says with a smirk. I honestly didn't care at this point he was supposed to walk me to the door so we could kiss seriously thats what happens in the movies.

Ever since our first kiss I have been silently wishing we could kiss again but I didn't want to seem desperate knowing I would only just feed liam's ego and I have my fair share of pride.

" fine but wont you give your girlfriend a good night kiss " I mutter batting my eyelashes and giving him a fake smile. He laughs a little " no ".

Dejected I turn to open the door when his hands hold my arms. We stare at each other for seconds and I feel the church bells in my chest go off.

" stop the suspense and just kiss me already " I groan and he smirks. Just as his lips touch mine his elbow hits the stering wheel which has the horn blaring out.

Startled we move away from each other when I see my front door open revealing my mum staring intently at the car.

Shit! Am in so much trouble

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AUTHORS NOTE
Ugh!!  What an annoyingly lame chapter. But I had to update because I was soo happy at the progress am making.

Enjoy

Linda : *to author * thanks for making me sound like a bitch after I had been extinct.

Mireal : news flash barbie...you are a bitch

Sandra : *to author* when do I get to be in the convos here

Manda : lemme see...oh NEVER

Sandra : *rolls eyes * I wasn't talking to you whore

Jake : * to author * please let mireal and I get back together..am sure I didn't mean to cheat on her.

Mireal : *scoffs * we weren't even dating

Sandra : *smiling evilly *I think thats Chinese for am hot ur not and he couldn't resist.

Manda : *rolls eyes *or french for you are the queen of sluts

   *author is trying to say something but is interrupted *

Lily : *pouting * am the only one not in a relationship  *to author * you have to do something about that.

Pete : * to lily * your not the only one * to author * I am into pussy okay nothing else

     * other characters give him a look *

Lisa : * to author * Jason is a prick provide a new boy toy for me.

   * everyone starts talking at the same time *

Author : *shouting angrily * y'all should shut the fuck up!!
 
*no one answers *

Author : *to Liam who is currently sucking on a lolipop watching the whole drama * help me out here

*Liam takes off his shirt and everywhere goes silent *

Liam : wow I have that effect on girls nd guys.

Manda : shut up Idiot

Author : I ll see what I can do to solve all your needs buh no promises..creativity is a gift and cant be rushed.

Liam : *to readers * dont forget to comment and vote!!

P. S the characters drama might end after sometime as we go further into the book. I just created it to let us know what our characters think outside the book.

See y'all in the next chapter..shit is 'bout to go down!