I went back to Petalburg Woods to pick up a Miracle Seed from a creepy little girl, since it boosts grass type moves. Also found a Great Ball.

Then the scientist dude from the chase scene begged me to do his work. Why do I have to do everything-

Jane cut down a bunch of nature and I got some berries

(Sorry about the really bad lighting!)

After that I rescued some old man's dog from another edgy pirate and got some Devon Parts or whatever

Potato man, Potato man

Does whatever a potato can

Anyways- uh- I brought the Devon Parts back to some guy named Mr Stone and skipped through all the dialogue cause I don't care

I went to talk to the old dude whose dog I saved, and totally did not spend 40 seconds trying to talk to him

We sailed to Dewford Town and got an Old Rod, and fished up a Tentacool that poisoned Rantaro TWICE IN A ROW WITH POISON STING, AAAAAAAAH

Anyways I caught him and named him Karl

After going full genocide on all the trainers, I decided to take on the Dewford gym because training is for the WEAK

I decided to just wing it with Maki

...get it

Wing it

.........

I'll stop now-

He massacred all the trainers there too, and Brawly. Though it did get pretty close when Maki lived on 1 HP FROM A KARATE CHOP HFHHAGAHEGHWBZJDKEJSKL-

MAKI YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD SHHSNSJAMBDJRMSKKZHDJANAAAAA

Anyways, we won and got the badge :D

I think I'll leave it there, its 3 am and I'm tired