After the gym, I went to Granite Cave and encountered a Zubat that I totally did not freak out over-

I named her Korekiyo :D

B-But it was a femal-

HER. NAME. IS. KOREKIYO.

Anyways, I gave the letter to the Steven guy, got HM Steel Wing, went to the PC and replaced Maki with Korekiyo. It was sad, but I really want to use Zubat and I don't need two flying types.

Thank you for your effort, Maki, but you're retiring now!

I went to Route 109, battled trainers for exp and got to Slateport to buy some incenses. Then went to Route 110 and caught an Electrike that I named Carl.

I replaced Buddyman with Carl because I don't even like Whismur, and I need an electric type.

I went back to Route 110 to level up, and then CARL FUCKING DIED FROM A GULPIN HCHDGBSGDHDBSMSKKFHFJSOSOXKFJJEKSKJ

So I had to retrieve Buddyman and release Carl ;-;

R.I.P Carl. At least you lasted a little more than Shuichi did.

Anyways, some creepy guys simped over a dragon thot and I was forced to join in.

This hoe I swear-

More like pure disgust

Anyways-

She gave me some shit and I may or may not have entered some contests-

BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU GET USEFUL ITEMS AFTER! >:(((

Also damn I look fabulous

YOU GO KARL!

(He got second place because of a damn Seedot-)

After the contest, we got a lum berry and a free Pikachu to replace Buddyman. I immediately went to the Name Rater and nicknamed her Static Gay because why not?

I went up to Route 110 and some gay edgy pirates revealed their entire plan to me. I'll stop the chapter here cause I'm tired-