Steve: Peter I got you an iPhone 12 for your birthday.

Peter: What...Thank-

Tony: A phone, puhlease, I got him a new Audi with his AI Karen installed 

Peter: Thank you-

Shuri:  A car, seriously Stark, I got him the most advanced web shooter's made of vibranium with over 476 web combinations>

Peter: Wow Shuri-

Thor: My brother and I have gotten the little spider knives that will always return to him with lightning ingrained in them.

Loki: Yaa-yaa.

*In the background* They aren't gonna let me say anything are they?

Wanda and Pietro:  We got Peter's adoption papers so he can really be our brother legally.

Natasha and Bucky: Adoption papers. We literally are his co-parents. Little spider we made a little deal with the Russians and brought you the country.

Peter: What. Please tell me you are joking mama spider, please-

Carol: Ha, a country please I got him an entire planet.

Bruce: I got you papers on enhanced humans which is not exactly easy

Ned: We didn't get anything to extravagant but Mj and I got you the entire Lego Death Star and Stark Tower.

Peter: OH MY GODS. I THOUGHT IT HADN'T RELEASED. OH WOW. THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH, MJ, NED. WOW. I FEEL LIKE I MUST BE IN HEAVEN.*Continues ranting his thanks to his best friend and girlfriend*

Avengers: .........

MJ Smirking: You Avengers forget that other than being a hero and certified genius he is also a nerdy teenager. Shuri is the only other one who even remotely understood the concept of gifting a teenager....