There’s a shadow on the wall; stay calm, stay calm
There’s a figure in the hall; stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive
Wish I had a 9 to 5
There’s a stranger in us all; stay calm, stay calm

[Verse 1]
Every hair is on it’s end; that’s fine, I’m fine
Feeling my adrenaline; that’s fine, I’m fine
I can keep away the creeps
Safely from my swivel seat
Something’s crawling through the vent; that’s fine, ...uh oh

[Verse 2]
There’s a ghost in the machine; stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen; stay calm, stay calm
They just might drive me crazy. Hit me!
[Freddy]
Hey kids, nice to meet ya! Are you ready for some Fazbear pizza?
[Bonnie]
Who’s this, working at the night shift?
[Foxy]
I don’t know, but I don’t think I like him.
[Chica]
He’s so cute! I can feel his heart racing!
[Bonnie]
About time we had a brand new plaything.
[Foxy]
Another yellow belly balking like a chicken (Chica: Hey!)
[Freddy]
Listen gang, I say that we dig in

[Verse 3]
They are slowly closing in; stay calm, stay calm
Find an inner strength within; stay calm, stay calm
If I’ve learned one thing it’s that:
Don’t respond to craigslist ads
I can see their second skin; stay calm...

[Verse 4]
In the end there’s only me; all right, all right
Morning sun will set me free; all right, all right
I spent Five Nights at Freddy’s. Hit me!

[Chica]Hey, where did our new friend go?
[Freddy]Don’t worry, he’ll be back again tmorrow.
[Bonnie]So, uh, does he not go to the bathroom, or does he just hold it in all night?
[Foxy]Aye, he pees into a cup.

[Chica](Ew!)
[Foxy]I’ve seen him do it with me own eye. We were both just staring at each other. It was extremely awkward.

Mike you sing!?