A person approaching the Queendom: Hm...Six? I think I've heard of it somewhere...I think I'll check it out.

The "Everyone is welcome" fan: Hello, and welcome to the Queendom!

The "K-Howard Deserved Better Fan": Okay, but you have to admit K-Howard won the competition! (Voice cracking) And her story is so sad-

The new fan: Yeah, she DID deserve WAY better

The "Reference maker": Okay, when we learned about Anne Boleyn in school, I burst right into "Don't Lose Your Head" right then and there! I regret nothing.

The "Henry is a piece of sh*t fan": (Singing) HENRY WAS A MAAASIVE CU---

Everyone: LANGUAGE!

The "Hardcore Millie O'Connell Stan": Millie is the BEST Boleyn, and all the other Boleyns can just move over!

The new fan: Uh, isn't the message of the show to NOT compare women against each other? [A/N: Yep, sadly, there are toxic Millie stans who hated on the new West End Boleyn when she took over the role.]

The "West End is better" fan: Okay, but the queens on West End are WAAAY better than the Broadway queens! And why don't they do the British accents on Broadway?!

The "Everyone is welcome" fan: Hey! Each actress that plays a queen is great in her own way! So stop comparing!

The "Alternate appreciator": Can we just take a moment to appreciate the alternates and swings who go on for the queens?

The "Hardcore Broadway stan": (Sobbing) Whyyyy?! Why did Six's opening have to be delayed?! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!

The new fan: Well, there's the virus, so...

The "Six is way better than Hamilton" fan: Okay, move over Hamilton! The Queens are in town, and they're giving you a run for their money!

The "Megasix binger": I stayed up all night watching all the Megasixes in existence! Yeah! I was THAT bored in quarantine!

The new fan: Wow....