A person approaching the Hamilton fandom: Huh...Hamilton...I heard the fandom can get pretty intense... let's see how this goes...

The "Reference maker": I came as soon as I heard! ANGELICAAAAA! ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON?! DA*N!!

The "Eliza Deserves Better" fan: Okay, but Eliza is the purest cinnamon roll to ever exist, she didn't deserve all the crap that Alexander put her through!

The "Hardcore Lams Shipper": LAAAAMS FOREEEEVEEER!

The "Hamliza is OTP" fan: Nuh-uh! Hamliza for the win!

The "Hardcore Lams Shipper": Okay, how do you explain this?! (Holds up a letter) "Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, to convince you that I---"

The "Wannabe Rapper": (Butchering "Guns and Ships") I'm taking this horse by threigns making redcoats rebber bloodstains....

The "Philip stan": Omigosh you guys, Philip Hamilton is a total cinnamon roll and he deserved way better!

The "Hamilton encyclopedia": Guys, did you know that it took Lin a YEAR to write "My Shot"? Oh, and the off-Broadway King George is not the same as the OBC King George.

The "Historian": Okay, but John Laurens in real life was NOT an uwu gay turtle boi, he was actually pretty reckless and suicidal.

The "Crackshipper": Wamilton, Pheacker, Kingbury, Marliza, oh my! MWAAAAA HA HA HA HA!

The "AU Maker": Ooh! An AU where Philip doesn't die! An AU where Alexander marries Angelica!

The new Hamilton fan: Uh, you DO realize these are REAL historical figures you are talking about?

The "'casual' fan": Yeah, I only listened to, like, a few songs...I may have also looked at some memes...and binged the Ham4Hams...

The "Ham4Ham binger": Ooh! Ham4Hams?! Did you see the one where William Shakespeare from "Something Rotten" roasts Lin?

The "Janthony shipper": JASMINE AND ANTHONY FOR LIFEEEUUUUUUU!!!

The "Comparison fans": Okay, but Rachelle Ann Go's version of "Burn" is waaaaay better than Philipa's!

The "Hardcore OBCer": No way! Pippa is the OG, and she was CHOSEN to be the OG for a reason so there!

Another "Comparison fan": Um, Shoba Narayan's Burn trumps all!

The new Hamilton fan: Uh, can't we just agree that those ladies slay in their own way?

Everyone: NO! (They go back to arguing)