[A/N: Based on the video above. This takes place when Hamilton opened in Chicago.]

Javier Muñoz as Hamilton: Hamilton is opening in Chicago!

Miguel Cervantes as Hamilton: And we are so excited because it means that there will be two Alexanders in the world.

Javier Muñoz as Hamilton: But Alex...

Miguel Cervantes as Hamilton: Yes, Alex?

Javier Muñoz as Hamilton: If there are two of us then that means...

(They both come to a realization)

Both: ...there are two Burrs!

(A beat of silence)

Miguel Cervantes as Hamilton: May I please get some pen and paper?