[A/N: This is based on the Stan Wars series of a YouTube channel called "inreellife". He does mostly theater-related skits, but he does Marvel and other stuff, too. I'll call the Six fan "Christine" and the Hamilton fan "Veronica", but NO, they are NOT, I repeat, NOT!!!! Christine Canigura (Be More Chill) or Veronica Sawyer (Heathers), just so you know! One last thing, this does NOT reflect my opinions about either musical. I love both of them! 'Mkay, sorry for my rambling!]

Veronica: Hey, uh, I need to tell you something! Congratulations on your Broadway transfer!

Christine: Thanks! It's such an honor for the Queendom! I'm so excited for the queens to come to Broadway!!!

Veronica: You guys deserve it! Six is such an empowering show, and I love the soundtrack and its' feminist theme!

Christine: Hey! Hamilton deserves all the recognition it has! Like, it REVOLUTIONIZED the whole musical theater world! Eleven Tonys? Holla!!

Veronica: Isn't it great that we both stan the BEST musicals?

Christine: Uh, HECK YEAH! Of course, we both know which is better!

Veronica: Duh! It's obvious!!

Christine: I know, right?

Veronica: I mean, it's a no-brainer!

Both: (Sigh, then smiles falter)

Veronica: Oh, I'm sorry, you meant Hamilton, right? Because obviously a musical that took the whole musical theater world by storm is better than a musical that basically COPIED IT!

Christine: Obviously not, because an empowering musical with strong independent female characters and an ALL FEMALE CAST is obviously better than an overhyped and overrated musical!

Veronica: Overrated? Really? The TONY VOTERS might beg to differ!

Christine: Yeah, right. You guys TRIED with your Hamildrops and mixtape, but now NOBODY CARES!!

Veronica: Look, nobody cares about you in the first place! The only reason why you even WENT on the West End is just because of your fanbase! Okay, you didn't even win ANY Olivier awards! [A/N: The Oliviers are basically the Tonys for West End.]

Christine: Okay, your biggest competitor at the Tonys was a show about WAITRESSES!!! Wow, so hard to beat!

Veronica: Okay, first of all, Waitress has nothing to do with us, so leave it out of this! Second, we still won more Oliviers than you did with our West End cast!

Christine: Which is kind of sad, because hip-hop doesn't belong on Broadway.

Veronica: Well, In The Heights would beg to differ!

Christine: And that won only FOUR Tonys and THREE Oliviers! Also, how am I supposed to know what's going on when they rap too fast?!

Veronica: Oh, is that why you repeat your lyrics over and over and over again so we all get sick of it starting from "Ex-Wives"?

Christine: We do it for effect!

Veronica: I KNOW that everybody knows that they used to be six wives, okay?! You don't have to repeat it over and over again in the first and last song!

Christine: Well, at least our songs are better!

Veronica: Oh, really? Because your best songs are about how they're six wives and about a stuck-up queen who spews out whatever she wants to say so she ends up dying!

Christine: Well, isn't that what your WHOLE musical is about? At least we did it all in one song instead of having a repetitive plot!

Veronica: I could name ten reasons why we're much better than you, but you'd already be DEAD by number THREE!

Christine: HOW DARE YOU?!

Veronica: That was my reaction, too, when the actresses playing the queens got nominated for acting awards!

Christine: Oh, please, we're already taking over the West End!

Veronica: Again, it's just because of the fanbase and nothing else! So in the words of Anna of Cleves, why don't you get down because you're a dirty rascal!

Christine: Wow, insults! How typical of the rap genre!

Veronica: At least OUR main character did all he could do for the good of his country!

Christine: Oh, please, like Catherine Parr didn't do anything!

Veronica: And she, along with the other queens, were basically known as just the six wives of Henry VIII!

Christine: Well, at least our show has strong, independent ALL FEMALE leads instead of vague characters that disappear for the second act!

Veronica: Well, at least we HAVE a second act!!

Christine:...I HATE you!

Veronica: Well, at least OUR show appeals to everyone, not JUST the British people!

Christine: That's because it's British history!

Veronica: And the PBS documentary about the six wives did it so much better!

Christine: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Veronica: Well, sorry not sorry!

Christine: Why do you have to keep using our lyrics against us?!

Veronica: Because just like history, your arguments are gonna get overthrown!

Christine: YOUR best song is about someone WAITING! How BORING!

Veronica: Well your best song is.. ALL OF THEM because they ALL SOUND THE SAME! Your songs sound like the Spice Girls were HIGH!

Christine: Your songs sound like Kanye had the worst day of his life!

Veronica: Your actors deliver their lines like they are pretentious teenagers!

Christine: Well, YOUR actors deliver their lives like they're dead inside!

Veronica: All I ever know is that your songs are SO bad, I wish Henry would've just beheaded all six of them!

Christine: Oh, I'll never be satisfied when your music makes me wish Hamilton's writing had run out of time faster!

Veronica: Your set design looks SO low budget!

Christine: Your set design looks like a place where teenagers do all sorts of stuff after prom!

Veronica: JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT, OKAY! We both know which one is better!

Christine: Yeah, I guess it really is!

Me: Yeah, the answer is neither of you...

Veronica: Um... who are you and what are you doing in my house?

Me: I'm a Broadway fan, okay.

Christine: Then what show do you like?

Me: Oh, all of them, including yours!

Veronica: Uh, you can't do that.

Me: Uh, yeah I can. You guys have more in common than you thought, did you know that?

Christine: Uh, NOPE! I'm clearly better.

Veronica: Uh, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way that you're better, because I am!

Me: Actually, neither of you are. I mean, you guys both took history and modernized it into something everyone can enjoy! The songs are more catered to a modern audience, and you both rhyme everything! Okay, so PLEASE stop being so stupid, because we can't have the stans of the two best musicals fighting with each other, okay? Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go. West Side Story and In The Heights stans are fighting over which one has the better Karen Olivo performance. PEACE! [I leave]

[Awkward silence]

Veronica: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, HAMILTON IS THE BEST...

Christine:... UH, HONEY, THERE'S NO WAY THAT...

[Arguments overlap]