Thomas: Hi! I'm Thomas! And I want to get to know myself better, so I'm gonna project different aspects of my personality!

Logic: Hello class!

Thomas: This is my logical side...

Morality: Hey, kiddos!

Thomas: This is my morality...

Princey: Your prince is here!

Thomas: This is my creativity! I think that's every-

Anxiety: Hey.

Thomas: Oh great...this is my anxiety! Ugh...and I think I've been losing my motivation!

Logic: Never fear! Sherlock...

Morality:...and Watson

Logic and Morality: ARE HERE!

Logic: And my first suspect is ANXIETY!

Anxiety: Not me!

Logic: Okay then...Princey?

Princey: Nope!

Logic: Morality!

Morailty: No...

Logic: Then...oh my gosh! It's me! I'm the cause of all this! AAAAAAAHHHH!

Morality: It's okay, Logan! You can do better next time.

Thomas: Why did you call him Logan?

Logan: Because my name is Logan.

[A failed draw my life and a rap battle later]

Thomas: Well...I tried to come up with something completely original...it didn't work.

Princey: Well, I feel like crap...

Thomas: Well, Princey, I...

Roman: I'm Roman.

Thomas: Well, Roman, you are important to me. You really are, but I need suggestions from the other guys, too.

Roman: Fine.

Thomas: But I WILL try to listen to you more.

Thomas: Well, my birthday's passed and...am I really acting my age?

Logan: Well...you should be productive like people your age...

Morality: He's right, BUT you should also make time for things you enjoy.

Thomas: Yeah...I'll turn to you whenever I need a break.

Morality: Awww! You're making me emotional! I'm glad we could reach a compromise! How about a game of Patton-cake to celebrate?

Thomas: Your name is Patton-cake?

Patton: No...just...Patton.

Anxiety: Aight, no one likes me, I'm gonna duck out. PEACE!

Thomas: Look! My hair's all messed up, I have no filter on what I say, and I do NOT fear death whatsoever!

Logan: Uh-oh! Let's go to Anxiety's room!

Anxiety: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!

Thomas: Well, we...we were wondering why you ducked out.

Anxiety: Because I quit! I feel unwanted. You guys are better off without me!

Patton: No! That's not true!

Logan: Yeah. A little dose of anxiety IS necessary for someone's life.

Anxiety: Fine...okay, I'll come back. Aw, why did we have to have a heartfelt moment?

Patton: Well, this is a very accepting environment.

Anxiety: Okay...well...there IS something I want to tell you...my name...my name is Virgil.

Thomas: Wow! Well, Virgil, you can be a good guy...

Roman: NEW SEASON! HOGWARTS HOUSES! OUTFIT UPGRADES! WHOOO!

Thomas: Ugh, now I broke up with my boyfriend and I can't seem to move on!

Patton: Let's go to my room to reminisce on stuff

(A panic attack later)

Patton: Well, THAT didn't work out!

Thomas: Yep. Maybe I should just accept that this love story is done for good and move on with my life.

Roman: NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Virgil: No, Roman, I'm NOT gonna sing the lyric you wrote for me.

Roman: Come on!

Virgil: Fine...and a truckload of bubba gump shrimp!

Thomas: Whaaaaat?

Roman: Yeah...not my best writing...wait! I have a lyric change idea!

Everyone: And an emo who's now our best friiiiiiieeend!

Thomas: OH NO! I MISSED OUT ON JOAN'S READING AND NOW THEY TEXTED ME ASKING WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT? WHAT DO I DO?

Patton: Lie!

Thomas: No!

(A theater acting thingy later)

Roman: Um...Thomas, do you want to learn something new about yourself?

Thomas: I guess?

Logan: DECEIT!

Deceit: Guilty as charged!

Thomas: Whaaaaaat? Deceit?

Deceit: Who's she? Never heard of her! Anyway I disguised myself as Patton to get you to lie!

Thomas: Well crap!

Logan and Roman: CROFTERS!!!!

Virgil: Halloween for Christmas! Embarassing  phases!

Thomas: WHOOOO! I got a callback for a big movie!

Patton: Yeah...there's a wedding on the same day

Deceit: And I'm taking you to court to prove you're not as good of a person as you think you are!

(A trial later)

Roman: Thomas, I sentence you to going to the wedding.

the Duke: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS! GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM! BUTTHOLES! POOPY! BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Knocks Roman out)

Everyone: NOOOOOO!

Thomas: WHO ARE YOU?!

Remus: I'm the Duke, but you can call me Remus.

Thomas: You...you just told me outright?

Remus: Yep!

Thomas: How do I deal with him, Logan?

Logan: Treat him as if he were a cold, not a cronic disease.

Remus: POOPY!

Logan: He'll tire himself out in time.

Remus: (Sadly) Poopy....

Roman: I'm back! And as soon as HE came in the picture, Thomas had a Dukey problem!

Remus: Thomas already had a Dukey problem! Byyyyyyeeeee!

Virgil: Thomas...can I tell you something?

Thomas: What is it?

Virgil: I....I was a Dark Side...

Thomas: (Shocked)

(A wedding later)

Thomas: MMMM! WHAT THE F***K, EVERYBODY!

Roman and Patton: Language!

Thomas: The wedding was a total BUST!

Patton: Now let's use video games as examples to discuss selfishness and selflessness!

Roman: Yeah!

(A huge battle later)

Deceit: Yeah, you need to give Thomas some room to breathe.

Thomas: He has a point.

Roman: WHAAT?!!! HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM?

Deceit: Well, here's a start...my name is Janus.

Roman: BWAAAAA HA HA HA AHA! It's a stupid name

Janus: Well you're no better than Remus.

Roman: Thomas, I thought I was your hero!

Thomas: You are!

(He asks Janus a silent question and Janus nods)

Patton: Roman...it's okay. We love you

Roman: (Scoffs) I'm outta here!

(Meanwhile)

(Virgil and Remus are playing Just Dance)

Virgil: Um...isn't there something important we have to be at?

Remus: Maybe....

Virgil and Remus: Eh!

(They go back to dancing)