Joanne: (sitting next to me and guiding me) Remember to use the turn signal and watch out for pedestrians when you drive. Okay, let's go. In 400 feet, turn left.

Me: (Chuckles)

Joanne: What?
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Collins: Yay, you're doing great! Oh, turn here!

Me: But...that's not the way home...

Collins: Oh, I know. We're gonna go get McDonald's!

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Roger: Remember, left is brake, right is gas. Okay, let's go..

(I back out of the driveway)

Roger: F**K! Oh, no. I'm too emotionally unstable for this. I'm out.

(He gets out of the car)

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Me: We stop here, right?

Maureen: Yes, we stop here. (She sees a cute girl in the car next to her) Well, heLLO, cutie! (To me) Pull over! Pull over! Pull over! Hey! Hey! Ms. Gorgeous!

(She gets out of the car)

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Benny: Yes, you let the pedestrians go first. (A few moments later) They're walking too slow. Run them over.