[A/N: THIS IS IN NO WAY TO HATE ON THE RENT MOVIE!]

Girl 1: What'chu watching?

Girl 2: Rent.

Girl 1: Ooh! That IS a great movie-slash-musical! Watchu thi...holy sh*t!

(The second girl is watching the 2005 movie)

Girl 1: Oh, you meant the 2005 movie..um...I'm so glad you're being...exposed to that...I'm gonna go back UP the stairs and...

Girl 2: My favorite character is Benny.

Girl 1: (Going up the stairs as if she's climbing a mountain) He...Benny's a jerk! (to herself) Ugh...just..keep going...

Girl 2: I like how it suddenly cut to Roger driving in a car

Girl 1: (Slips on the stairs) That's...there's supposed to be a whole scene that tugs at your heartstrings before that! Um...

Girl 2: Where's the emotional moments?

Girl 1: (Loses her footing on the stairs) How...why did they cut those moments out from the final movie?! (to the first girl) PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER!

Girl 2: They look ten years older than they are...

Girl 1: (from the second floor) WHYYYY!