(The Hamilsquad are trying to get Jefferson to take their picture.)

Hamilton: (to Jefferson) Oh, can you take a picture of us?

Jefferson: Sure, no problem.

(The phone is in selfie mode, but Jefferson takes the picture)

Hamilsquad: Thank you....

(Hamilton sees the picture)

Hamilton: WHAT?!

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(Hamilton opens the door to reveal Burr with a gun)

Hamilton: Huh... nice...

Washington: Son, I just followed you on all your social media!

Hamilton: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Jefferson: (On the phone) The plans are cancelled? Aw, man... that's a bummer (Turns on TV). Seriously, I was looking forward to it [A/N: No, you were not]. Maybe next time. (Hangs up, opens laptop) Ha ha!!!

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(Burr is playing a video game)

Laurens: Use a potion!

Burr: I only have a certain amount of those and I have to use them smartly and wisely.

Hamilsquad: Uh-huh...

(Whereas...)

Hamilton: GUYS! I JUST GOT PAID! LET'S SPEND IT ALL TONIGHT!

Hamilsquad: YEAAAAAH!!! WHOO-HOO!!!

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(Hamilton is in court as a lawyer)

Hamilton: OBJECTION! I have here a piece of evidence that I think will really turn this case around!

Washington: A "Get Out Of Jail Free" card?

Hamilton: CASE CLOSED!

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Burr: (Singing) When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here is what I simply say...AAAAAAAAAUGGGGH!!!!!!

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Hamilton: Simon says touch your nose!

Hamilsquad: (Touches their nose)

Hamilton: Now touch your ears.

Mulligan: You didn't say "Simon says"!

Hamilton: Yeah, I got my name legally changed to Simon this morning  so I did say it. YOU LOSE! YOU'RE A LOSER!

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(Jefferson is driving a car. The light just turned green. Then...)

Hamilton: (Honks his horn) GO!

(Jefferson gets out of his car, sits on the hood of his car, and eats a bag of chips, er... mac and cheese in his case.)

Jefferson: Sorry, you in a rush?

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Laurens: Welcome to Fitness 4 U! All right, we're gonna start with some sit-ups, ready? One... okay, that's enough. Get some pizza. You earned it!

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Hamilton: (to Burr) Good morning!

Burr: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

Hamilton: You drink coffee?

Burr: No... I DON'T!

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Hamilton: (Singing, to Eliza) I can show you the world...

Burr: You have two dollars and three cents.

Hamilton: (Singing, to Eliza, a bit more desperate this time) I can show you my driveway...

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Hamilton: (He has a whole box of pizza in his hand) You guys dare me to eat all this?

The Hamilsquad and Burr: Nope.

Hamilton: Okay, here I go! Why do you guys make me do this?

Burr: WE'RE NOT!

Hamilton: (While stuffing his face with pizza) You guys are such jerks!

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(Hamilton is wearing glasses. Jefferson passes by him.)

Jefferson: Four eyes!

Burr: (to Hamilton) There's lazer eye surgery.

Hamilton: (Gasps)

(Later...)

Hamilton: Hey, dude! (Shoots Jefferson with eye lazers)