So I had the idea to write a parody of "Forbidden Fruit" from Sanders Sides so it's sung in the perspective of the Coronavirus. Here you go!

[Y/N]: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Scientist: Uh...it's kinda complicated...

Corona: What?! No it's not! You just lack information! Let's start from the beginning!

Corona:

December of 2019

Is where this little story starts

In Wuhan, a person ate the bat

And that's when it all began

Scientist:

That's not how it went

Corona:

I am Corona and it's high time that I dropped in

And since you don't have a fever, we'll know they're wrong

When they call you sick

It's World War III Threats

And other stuff

This year's been so fun to see!

If you want to make things more interesting

Then you'll need a little help from me

From shortness of breath and coughing, too

I'll give symptoms generously!

If you really want to challenge your body

Then you'll need to stop coming for me!

[Y/N]:

Why in the sh-- is this year crappy?

Person #2:
I KNOW!

Person #3:

Let's hope this year will just get better!

Person #4:

All right, you HAVE to stop this guy from spreading!

Corona:
I love how hard you try! It's so cute! Let's resume.

Sure, people don't like me much, [Y/N]

But I'm not gonna go away sooner

Social distancing's all made up nonsense..

Scientist:
Yeah, we're gonna whip your butt!

Corona:
Do you promise?

[Y/N], you know the President

Recently he offered the people some knowledge

About this pandemic.

He said the U.S. has done far more testing

Than any nation in existence

And that the death rate for COVID-19

Is virtually close to zero!

Neat!

You wanna face facts, I got one!

Your late night coughing's pretty sick, dude!

If you told your friends about the coughs

I doubt they would wanna go near you!

Even though everyone gets sick

Everybody dies

Why deny yourself strength,

Strength to your immune system!

You don't need to feel ashamed of COVID-19

You need not feel shy with me.

You see the confirmed cases,

I see 'em too

4 million folks worldwide!

So wear a mask and wash your hands,

But those things won't do a thing!

You can then bet your bottom I'll still be around

When all your loved ones leave!

That's reality!

So many people are in lockdown

They're trying so hard so they bring me down

But you bet I will make a comeback

Later this year, so you should stand back!

These facts precisely are the reason

I'm here to stay so you have to get used to me

So let all your hopes of a good year be forgotten

'Cause it won't get any better, pal, it'll be hell!

Hell!

Hell!

Your year is gonna be a total hell!