Burr: Oh, so you can talk to [the viewers]?

Hamilton: YES! To clear up YOUR bad behavior.

Burr: MY  bad behavior?! My. Bad. Behavior.

Hamilton: You know how our argument's should always go, Burr? Mano a mano! Unless you're not mano enough to handle it.

Burr: Wow. Uh- it- Wow. It would be laughable if it weren't so pathetic. I try to bring an honest end to our back and forth and YOU treat it as a personal attack. Why am I not surprised? I'm not. This is how you handle all spats. Every single one of them, or even disagreements in general!

Hamilton: You act like you are SOOO helpful. Sure you are, Burr.

Burr: Yes, I do think that I am quite helpful actually. If you think that "helpful" is synonymous with "essential to the group". Which it isn't, by the way.

Hamilton: You're so generous. And I'LL tell you what: you're also a genuinely frustrating dude. If this is generosity, then you must be AARON Claus! And b****mas came early this year! Ho, ho ho! Merry b****mas everyone! Let's all gather 'round the fire roasting chestnuts and hangin' up stockings on the mantle place, hide in our little beds and dream of sugar plums at night! I don't know why I'm speaking is a sort of country accent now... Because it's b****mas. Don't forget to kiss under the b****letoe!

Bur: Hmm... wow.... Even I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm feeling inside, but for me it's very unordinary.

Hamilton: You're running out into the snow... maybe making yourself a little snowb**** that comes to life! Wow, the magic of the season. Then all of us have a snow b**** fight. I'm runnin' with this metaphor cuz I'm on it now!

Burr: You are behaving like a child.

Hamilton: No one can b**** any "mas" than you, Burr!

[A/N: Okay, I REALLY need Lin and Leslie to act this out!]