[A/N: This is from an episode of One Day At A Time]

Remus: (singing) Everybody loves me! They tell me I’m so lovely! Compare my voice to that of the angels! There’s no one like me. That’s what they say!

(Roman pushes him out of the way)

Remus: Ugh!

Roman: (singing) I am the one who has all the talent! My beauty’s epic, so hide your talons! Because this contest, I’m gonna slay!

(Remus pushes Roman away)

Remus: I understand why you get so jealous.

(Roman pulls Remus down)

Remus: Oy!

Roman: Why would that be? I get all the fellas. Aah!

Both: I am gonna kick your a**!