[A/N: A.J.= Alexander Jr., oh and Philip, Angie, and A.J. are 9, 7, and 5, respectively]

(It's a peaceful day at the Hamilton family house, the birds are singing and all is calm until...)

Philip: I HATE YOU!!!!

Angie: OH? WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Hamilton: Angie, give Philip your $200. You landed on his property.

Angie: NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Philip: That's. Not. How. You. PLAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

A.J.: Daddy, why is Angie screaming?

Hamilton: Shut the [bleep!] up, A.J.! You don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Philip: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Hamilton: ME, TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!!

Philip: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!