5 Stages of Binge Watching, Rent Edition


[A/N: I figured that Roger would be the Rent character to binge watch stuff so...]

DENIAL:

Roger: (turns on TV, has a glass of wine) Okay, might as well give this one a go, I mean, it's 11:00, I'm probably gonna fall asleep, am I right? In the middle of it.

ANGER:

Roger: FIVE SEASONS?! FIVE SEASONS OF THIS?! I THOUGHT IT WAS ACTUALLY MAKING HEADWAY! (Bites the cork off a wine bottle) Oh my gosh...IT IS WHAT O' CLOCK A.M.?!

BARGAINING:

Roger: (Opening a bag of chips) Okay...one more episode...I'll go to bed at a decent time tomorrow night...

DEPRESSION:

[A/N: Okay, this one is TOTAL Roger!]

Roger: (With tons of chips/cookies in front of him, crying) What am I doing?! (Sobbing now) What am I doing?! WASTING my life! WASTING it on this show! This show! (Noms on a cookie)

ACCEPTANCE:

Roger: The last episode...wow...I'm glad I did this. What a journey. And all I missed is that one dentist appointment. (Laughs and eats a Snickers bar)



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