She walked calmly over to the door, ignoring their looks. She opened the door, making the man in green spandex fall into the room. They all sweat-dropped, watching the man flop around like a fish, trying to get up. After about a minute, the man shot up, smiling brightly. "I'm the sexy man of Konoha, my name is-"

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      "Might Gai! And who might you be beautiful?" he asked, flashing one of his bright smiles. Saya smiled at him calmly, taking a discreet towards Kakashi, away from Gai. "I'm the girl that's gonna kick you so hard you'll forget your name if you don't take a step back" she said, still holding that calm smile. 

     Gai smiled brightly and took another step forward, ignoring her warning. All Kakashi and the Hokage saw was a green streak fly towards the door. They looked back at Saya and saw her standing next to Kakashi, an innocent look on her face. "Yes?" she asked them, making them stiffen. They both laughed nervously and shook their heads, "n-nothing." 

     Gai dragged himself back into the room slowly, flashing his smile again. "Tha-that's a magnificent kick you have there my beautiful maiden..." he said weakly, still dragging himself closer. 

      They watched him drag himself closer to Saya, getting closer enough to touch her. He reached out, only to stop when her foot stomped on his hand. "Oh. my, there seem's to be bugs in this office Hokage-same, you should really get someone to look into that" Saya mentioned, turning her head to look at the Hokage, foot still squashing Gai's hand. 

      The Hokage and Kakashi sweat-dropped at the innocent look still on her face. The Hokage cleared his throat, "Saya-chan, I would appreciate it if you would not break my jounins hand" he sighed, rubbing his forehead. 'What have I gotten myself into?" he thought, slouching slightly. 'Into a whole lot Hokage-sama' a voice said in his mind, making him jump slightly. He looked at Saya, seeing her smile sadly at him before turning back and lifting her foot from Gai's hand. 

      "Jeez, the kid's are gonna be devastated when they find out that the great 'beast of Konoha' or whatever THIS is" she said, looking down in disappointment at Gai. 

      Gai perked up, "kids?" he asked, looking at her with curiosity. Saya nodded, "yes, kids, MY kids to be exact." Gai blinked in shock, "YOUR KIDS" he repeated, still staring at her. 

      They stared at each other, clock ticking in the background. He suddenly jumped up, "well why didn't you say so my beautiful maiden? I would be glad to give them my autograph! Don't fret my children! MIGHT GAI SHALL HELP YOU BY GIVING YOU A DAY FULL OF YOUTH!" he screamed, running out of the room, leaving a speechless Saya behind. 

      She slowly turned to look at the two left behind with her. "Di-did he just-- HIS children?" she asked them, her eyes wide. The Hokage and Kakashi nodded, waiting for her reaction. 

      Saya closed her eyes, taking a deep breath. The two men inched away form her, not wanting to get stuck in the cross fire. She opened her eyes and smiled at them, her body language calm. "Ne, Kakashi, you know were, what was his name? ah yes, Naruto, was gonna take my children?" she asked. Kakashi nodded hesitantly, eyes trained on her as if she was gonna pounce on him at any given moment. 

     She smiled brightly at him, "good! would you mind taking me to them? I could track them down but I fear that if I run into HIM, I might end up doing some things I wont regret later on."

     Kakashi sweat-dropped again, but nodded, accepting her answer. 

      The Hokage sighed once again, "very well then, Saya-chan, here is the address to your new house, and some money to get you started, I'll enroll the Rin, Kira, and Raiden into the Academy for now while we think on what we should do with their situation." Saya frowned, but nodded. She took the directions and the money, bowed and walked swiftly out the door, ignoring the fact that it was broken. 

    Kakashi bowed to the Hokage before following her, ignoring the door as well. 

    The Hokage smiled softly after them. 'Well, it seems that it's gonna be even more lively around here from now on' he thought, chuckling softly, before anime-crying. 'But did she have to break my door?!? More paper-work!' he banged his head on his desk. 

    Poor Hokage.....

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Here is Chapter 3~ 

I felt bad for ignoring my story so...here...truce??