How's it going Wattpad readers? I decided to share with you dudes and babes the first time I checked out the famous Bill and Ted show in Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. It all went back in October 2013. It was Friday and me and my brother were taking the city bus back home to get ready for Halloween Horror Nights. It was my first time going. Not only I wanted to go to Horror Nights for the scares but I wanted to check out the Bill and Ted show. I've seen it so many times on YouTube but never seen it with my own eyes. And it was finally time to go to Horror Nights. My mom, dad, brother, cousin and I head to the road, passing through the buildings of Downtown LA, the busy traffic and pass Hollywood until we reached Universal Studios Hollywood. It was definitely packed. People were try to get parking and find a new route to avoid the busy night. We manage to get parking and it was close to the elevators to take us to CityWalk. I was definitely excited. We passed through CityWalk and head to the entrance of Universal Studios Hollywood. The music was creepy and the fake fog was covering the entrance. We passed through security service and there was an entrance on the other side of the main entrance. It turns out we arrived early before the actual opening. The actual opening was at 7 but we arrived at 6:40. We head towards the mazes before actual opening. Me and my cousin were definitely psyched about it as we head to the lower lot. Here's the map of Universal Studios Hollywood 2013 to those who are confused:

Anyways, we took the escalator to the lower lot and we saw 3 scare-actors on stilts, dressed as scarecrows. I won't lie, it was my first time and it was pretty cool on how they were on stilts because it takes lots of practice. The first maze we head off to was The Walking Dead: No Safe Haven. The maze was based off of Season where they were in the prison and felt safe and the introduction to Woodbury. It was a pretty cool maze. The next maze was something that I can NEVER shut up about was Black Sabbath 13 3D. It was so awesome. I really enjoyed it. I did record the maze but I couldn't find it somehow. The best part was this scare-actor popped out right in front of me, walked up to me and starts to growl right next to my ear, but close to my neck. I felt like I was raped by a monster but hey, it's Horror Nights. What do you expect? Anyways, it was definitely worth it. Ok now this is where all of you dudes and babes have finally been waiting for. After Black Sabbath, we head back to the upper lot of Horror Nights to catch Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure. I was so stoked, even my family knows how happy I am since I'm a major fan of the Wyld Stallyns. I got the chance to record the introduction and the whole entire show. Heck, I even took a BUNCH of photos. I walked in and I actually got really good seats. It was first row from the walkway on the left side. Here are the photos I took but like I said, I took a lot of photos:

Woah! Now that I looked back, I wish I didn't take THIS much pictures. Anyways, so the theme of this show was a parody of Oz The Great and Powerful. Bill and Ted were taken by the Sharknado and took them to the land of Oz. Taylor Swift was Glendora, the good witch and the witch that was crushed by the house was supposedly 'Kristen Stewart.' The main villains were the Wicked Witch of the West and Kim Jong Un. In order for Bill and Ted to go back home, they must defeat 4 witches. The house already crushed Witch of the North. The witch of the South was Paula Dean and the Witch of the East was Nicki Minaj with Amanda Bynes. I would love to explain the whole show but this is where it turns MOST HEINOUS. After the show, I was happy that I recorded the whole entire thing and couldn't wait to share it with everyone. Six days have passed and I was on Instagram and I received a notification about the Bill and Ted show. It turns out it got cancelled due to the show being offensive and homophobic. Excuse my language but, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IT GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE OF A JOKE?! YOU KNOW THIS SHOW WILL FEATURE JOKES AND LANGUAGES THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND OFFENSIVE! BILL AND TED EVEN FUCKING WARNED YOU BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED! WHAT THE FUCK?! That's not even the worst part. It turns out some blogger of the Huffington Post and Vice was the cause of the cancellation. He found out a joke about Superman being gay was offensive. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?! I'M A LESBIAN AND I DON'T FIND IT OFFENDED! Speaking of the Superman being gay joke, THE JOKE WAS MADE BACK IN ORLANDO 2006 AND NO ONE FINDS IT OFFENDED, SO WHY SHOULD THE BLOGGER FIND THE SUPERMAN GAY JOKE HERE IN UNIVERSAL HOLLYWOOD OFFENDED?! WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA BITCH! GET USE TO THESE JOKES! You have no idea how pissed I was when I heard about it. But let me explain about the joke:

So what happened was Superman was planning on helping Bill and Ted to find the other witches and Taylor Swift decided to give Superman extra powers before leaving but instead, she turned him gay. And after Bill, Ted and Superman were beamed to USS Enterprise, George Takei (not the REAL George Takei) was there and decided to take Superman to 'Go Boldly Where No Man Has Gone Before' (which means sex to those who don't understand). Anyways so after that, Superman was still gay and couldn't fight General Zod until he was given steroids from a syringe that was delivered from New York, which made Superman back strong and himself again. He defeated Zod and the day was saved.

It really doesn't sound offensive, does it? Because I don't see what's wrong with the joke. I understand the jokes and references but I didn't find it offended.

So here is the photo of George Takei on the chair and Gay Superman on the right. Nothing bad is happening here. It's just two gay men that love each other and just want to have fun, that's all. I don't understand why people have to take the Bill and Ted show TOO seriously. I mean, people just want to come into the show, relax and enjoy a few laughs before heading back and enter the mazes but thanks to the fuckers of Huffington Post and Vice, they ruined everything. Way to go dudes. Way to go. Someone give them an award for being the biggest dickweeds in the whole entire internet. Way to fucking go assholes. You know, after talking about this, it made me pissed all over again but things weren't the same for Horror Nights in Hollywood. I'm glad there was a show last year to cool our frights, but it wasn't Bill and Ted. I'm just praying they return because Bill and Ted 3 will start to shoot at the end of 2016 and I would LOVE for Bill and Ted to make fun of themselves. PLEASE UNIVERSAL HOLLYWOOD! PLEASE BRING THEM BACK! IT WOULD BE MOST TRIUMPHANT!

So now that I told you my experience about watching the show, this is how I feel;

I swear I want to punch the bloggers in the face for ruining Horror Nights for everyone. Thanks a lot dickweeds. >:(