𝐌𝐘 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯_𝘬𝘪𝘮𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦

Key

BOLD = Saiki Kusuo "talking" to you
Italics = Thoughts
BOLD/Italics = Saiki Kusuo's thoughts

. . .

After school, Kaidou, Kusuo, Nendou, Kim and [Name] were walking out of the academy talking about going to eat. (except Kusuo)

"Let's go and eat ramen," Nendou stated with a grin.

"Every single day you want ramen," Kim pointed out with a worried glance. "Is that all you can eat?" 

[Name] shook her head, her eyes landing on a familiar figure standing by the entrance gate. "Oh, hey Saiko-san!" She waved and he looked over his shoulder, seeing the bubbly girl waving at him with a beaming smile.

Kaidou grabbed her arm, yanking her back as the group walked away from the boy. "See you later, rich kid," Nendou said, raising his hand. 

"Hey, wait, you plebes," Nendou and Kaidou stopped and turned around to face Metori. "Don't respond to that." [Name] and Kim turned around as well. "You've come to my house once before, right?" Metori questioned the group.

"Yes, we did."

"Did you forget?"

"You went to his house?" Kim whispered to [Name]. She shrugged with a grin.

Metori placed a hand over his heart. "Rejoice. I'll give you the privilege of escorting me home," He professed with a grin. Kim blinked, looking at [Name] with a look as if saying 'bitch this your mans?'. [Name] slapped her arm playfully, snickering.

"What the hell?" Kaidou grunted, "Just have your chauffeur take you home."

A grey aura formed around Metori's figure, and he explained as to why he can't do that.

"What? You're in the middle of a training where you have to live 24 hours without using your family's wealth?" Kaidou exclaimed in disbelief, his jaw dropped open.

"So that's why your chauffeur isn't here, and you can't get home so you need an escort?" Nendou asked. Then, Kim up-roared with laughter, clenching her sides. She held onto Kusuo for support, covering her mouth to muffle her snorts.

"It's not funny, Kim-chan!" [Name] chided and bonked her on the head. Kim yelped, rubbing her head. 

"Don't worry, we'll help you," Nendou said, placing a hand on Metori's shoulders. [Name] nodded, smiling sympathetically. "Mhm!"

- Time Skip -

Metori climbed onto Nendou's back as the group walked in the direction of his house. 

"Nendou, why are you carrying him?" Kaidou implied, raising a curious brow. "Well, I remember I'm actually one of his henchmen," Nendou trilled.

'Henchmen?' [Name] thought. "Saiko tried to bribe him with money." Kusuo answered, and she made an 'o' shape with her mouth, nodding.

"As if I enjoy riding this uncomfortable donkey," Metori nagged. Kim covered her mouth, holding back her laughter. 

"Buck him off, donkey."

"You want to talk about uncomfortable? Try [Name]," Kim stated, jumping onto [Name]'s back with no warning. The (h/c) haired girl stumbled forward, gasping. "What the-- Kim!" She whined, trying to stabilize herself. Kim made a hamster face. "Fine, fine. I'll get off~" She said, jumping off of [Name]'s back.

"Saiko-san, you want to eat ramen with us?" Nendou questioned the young heir, walking backwards. Kaidou looked at him, shocked. "We're bringing him with us?" He asked the donkey.

"Ramen?" Metori repeated. "That food loved by plebes? I will never eat that." He stated.

"Try ramen. It's good," Kim grinned.

"Noodles soaked in a rich pork broth..." Kaidou started, sparkled surrounding him as he thought about the delicious noodles.

"...combined with a juicy egg..." Kim moaned, drool falling out of the side of her mouth. [Name]'s mouth watered, gulping.

"...and tender meat." [Name] sighed, placing a hand over her heart.

"It's a real savory masterpiece." Kaidou nodded.

"Yes, ramen is really good," Nendou added with sparkles behind him. The sparkles slowly went away, "You take these long noodles that look like worms..." everything began to turn dark. "...and mix them in this liquid made from the bones of dead animals. It's the best." Everyone looked at him like:

Kim placed a finger under her chin. "He's kinda right, though," she said.

"Well, I suppose my dad's plan was for me to experience life as a plebe," Metori mumbled.

- Time Skip brought to you by a tired author -

"We're here."

The line in front of the ramen noodle house was going to be an agonizing wait, but it will be worth it. 

"I'll wait for 30 minutes," Metori huffed, "You all entertain me while we wait."

Kim smirked, chuckling darkly as she looked at [Name]. "You wanna do something... entertaining~?" [Name] brought her hand up, chopping her head. Kim grinned, giving a thumbs up. "I'm okay!"

Kim took pictures of [Name] and Metori sitting on Nendou's back. [Name] was making peace signs, leaning against Metori, who had a tomato red face. Thirty minutes eventually passed, and they were finally seated.

"Six orders of ramen, and two rice, ojisan!" Kim said to her uncle, who worked at the ramen house. She sat in between Kusuo and Nendou. [Name] sat across from her, sitting between Metori and Kaidou.

"If they serve me bad food, I'll put them out of business." Metori grumbled.

The waiter served everyone their bowl. Kim began to gobble up the whole thing in 2.56 seconds. She burped, grinning happily. "New record!" She exclaimed, patting her back.

"Whaaat? You broke my record?" Nendou asked, staring at her with amazement. She nodded, smiling smugly. "Mhm!"

Metori took a bite, and his eyes widened. It was really, really..

.

. 

.

"HOT!" Metori coughed it out, feeling his mouth burning. [Name] giggled, trying to not choke on her noodles. 

Kaidou looked at him with disbelief, "Of course it's hot!" 

[Name] lets out a wheeze, covering her mouth as happy tears trailed down her eyes. She placed a hand on his shoulder, trying to calm down. "I-I'm sorry--" she giggled. "It's just your face-- oh gosh..." [Name] calmed down, smiling  at Metori with a bright smile. 

"Are you okay?"

Metori stuttered, shifting his green eyes to look at something else besides her. Kim watched with amusement, eating her bowl of rice slowly. 

"Of course I'm o-okay... baka!" Metori blushed, crossing his arms.

"Since when were you tsundere?" Kim asked, wiggling her eyebrows. Metori pouted, looking away.

"Shut up, plebe!"

[end of act one, chapter six]

a/n;

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