Chapter 6

I was sitting on my couch just reading a book when suddenly all of these people of all ages started flooding my living room and sitting on the couches, on my tables, and everywhere. I was very confused so I asked one of them what they were doing here.

"Professor (I don't remember so we'll just call him Blank) Blank is holding a sex ed class here. He is famously known for his classes so of course so many people would come," she said casually.

"But this is my living room?"

"No it's not," she points to a sign on the wall that says Professor Blank's classroom. And apparently I fell for that. So there I was in Professor Blank's classroom.

I sat down on the part of the couch I was sitting in before. I was in between Elizabeth and James, two of my real life friends (not their actual names). I was also sitting behind an annoying boy named Peter (don't actually know him in real life) and in front of a girl named Stephanie (don't know her either).

I was trying to pay attention to Professor Blank as he used my tv to display his PowerPoint slides, but Peter was being annoying as all heck so I kept fighting with him. I looked behind me to see Stephanie lovingly gazing at James. Just then Peter tries to push me back and Professor Blank gets mad.

He decides to split the 4 of us up. Peter will go somewhere different, James will sit next to Stephanie, Elizabeth will sit in James' spot and I will sit in Elizabeth's spot.

That didn't happen. Well, Elizabeth and I did what we were told, but James just moved to my spot not wanting to be separated from his only friends there, and Peter moved up next to Stephanie, having a little crush on her.

Professor Blank was ok with the changes that were made. Then Stephanie started throwing a fit about how James hadn't moved next to her and SHE WANTED HIM TO MOVE NEXT TO HER RIGHT THIS SECOND OR SHE WOULD CALL HER MOM! Her words not mine.

The professor apparently found this amazingly annoying and so he quit his job and became a guitarist. Meanwhile, a boy that used to go to my school burst through my doors and started shouting for Elizabeth and I to look at him. He said he learned a new cheer dance.

This was totally hilarious to me because he would never do such a thing in real life. Then he did the dance once and said that it was so complicated that no one else could ever learn it.

"And a 5, 6, 7, 8!" I counted down while Elizabeth and I got in our positions and started doing the dance perfectly in sync. He just stared in awe.

And then I woke up.