It was a bright day and I was trying out for a baseball team. I did well and I invited one over to my mom's house. Me and him were cooking some tomato sauce with mushrooms onions and green peppers. We then cleaned up.

"How do you like the baseball team?" He asked me while cleaning the dishes.

"It's great, all super inviting..." My words trailed off seeing a caked up woman. At the sight of her I immediately slapped the dude's shoulder out of fright, he turned around and looked at the tentacles woman wide-eyed.

"Hey big boy." The woman said walking over to me trailing some liquid on the floor with her blue hued floor tentacles. The blonde woman with glasses and a 1950's haircut forced her arms around my waist.

I somehow ate her body in the blink of an eye. I spit out her head and she moaned with excitement. "If you wanted me inside you, you could've just asked." She grinned with some blue tentacles forming from the bottom of her head.

She started slinking over crawling up my body. I instinctively shoved her cannoli head down the sink dispenser hoping it would chop her up into tiny pieces. 

She threw herself away bouncing onto the ground. The baseball dude came and grabbed her head running to the front door. He slammed the door open kicking her head away like a soccer ball.

"Damn!" I said shocked at what happened.

The dude took a sigh of relief holding his face together. We both gave a concerned glance at each other. Until thump thump thump! Banging on the window it was the woman again. I screamed running away from the kitchen. My body fell on the couch as she watched.

My brother came out of his bedroom, he saw me hunched over the couch. My brother ran to me pulling my body up. He tugged on my hand as we ran outside. He had the car keys 'oh no' I thought.

"*insert brother's name*..." I said cautiously knowing this wasn't gonna go well. I looked behind me to see the sun exploded. And to see the tentacle woman again, she was hopping over the tall fence.

My brother kicked me inside our silver truck. Slamming the door behind him my brother sat in the driver's seat trying to start the car. 

"Brother don't!" I was cut off by the loud engine. 

"I got this." My brother said putting on a pair of lightnin mc queen sunglasses on. He slapped the wheel going at full speed. My body was thrown with such force it banged into the passager's seat.

I screamed for him to stop.

I look to the window to see the woman trying to get inside. Before I could turn to my brother the door was opened. The head of this tryhard woman unleashed her jaw  clawing down on my sneaker.

I held onto the padding of the passenger seat for dear life as I shook my leg. My leg slammed into the crystallized bark of a tree. My gaze departed from hers as I hauled myself back in. The door fell off as we came to another part of the neighborhood. 

My aunt was standing outside on my Grandma's house. It had a porch now. My brother did a five wheel drifter almost hitting our aunt. He jumped out as my aunt helped me out of the back seat.

"Extra much?" I looked at him as our aunt led us inside.

"Nawh." He smiled with his dorky sunglasses that undeniably looked awesome. The car exploded in the background. We found our Grandma Infront of the tv shrimped over a old book. My brother explored another room.

"Grandma?" I said worried at her current condition. She lost most of her hair, her skin draped even more over her fragile bones. She wasn't looking like herself. 

Her eyes were caught on the tv before she noticed me. Her lightened grey irises slowly turned. Her hand predatorily clenched her necklace.  

"Are you okay Grandma?" I asked hesitantly as she looked back to the book. The latch had some lock code above the key hole. The book was old it had no labels just a dusty withered book with hints of gold imprints in the shape of vines.

"I can't open this book." She huffed with her weak tired voice. releasing her necklace revealing a key.  Her sunken hands ran over the wedges of the alluring book. 

"May I try?" I asked sliding her free hair behind her ear. 

It took her a moment before nodding. 

The book flanged open before I woke up in a city. I was on the floor, my legs and hands were small. My brother and family were nowhere to be seen as I stood up. People were laying in the sandy halls.

I passed a man and bumped into him. I angered him and he chased me down. I was called messi when I went into a restaurant. 

There was a bunch of JJBA characters that ran after me. I was with a group of kids and they caught up to me idk the rest. 

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