Omg thank you so much for reading this book!!! You guys are the best! This is my most popular book!

Purple guy: takes cupcakes. "Thanks."

Me: GET BACK HERE YA BITCH!!!

Purple guy: *takes knife out* fight me.

Me: MIKE!!! BRING YOUR CHAINSAW!!!

Mike: fight this... *powers chainsaw and turns it on*

Purpleguy: SHIT!!