Oc Shenanigans

Okay so I am getting a painting done but in the meantime I'm posting random s h i t- uwu
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Nikki: The greatest trick the devil played on me was getting me kicked out of an all you can eat pizza buffet.

Eliza: Why'd you get banned?

Nikki: touched the rat.

Ray: What rat

Nikki: C h u n k y c h e e s e

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Malena: -Sighs while patting Aradia's back- Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.

Alexa: 2:00 defeat the baby

Malena: n o

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Ray: Liz are you smoking weed-

Eliza: -shitactnormal- Did you know when we hug dogs it actually makes them extremely uncomfortable and sad and now I'm sad and that's sad- oh hey look a lightswitch

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Malena: -crying- i miss you -holding a picture of Max-

Max: -r i s e s u p f r o m t h e d e a d- that's gay

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Alex: Okay sorry that this is out of the blue, weird and a little random.....but I just woke up from a sex dream about you :/

Nikki: i had a sex dream about obama once. hands down best sex dream ive ever had.

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Gena: -calling Ray- Hey you free tonight?

Ray: who is this?

Gena: you know who this is.

Ray: sorry, no I don't

Gena: Stop being an asshole

Ray: ??

Gena: We dated for 2 fucking years.

Ray: Ohhhhh........ Satan?

Gena: OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU.

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Nikki: Ray. Ray. Raymond. Ray. Raymond I swear to lucifer if you don't-

Ray: -Snaps out of it- Oh I'm sorry Nik, what's up?

Nikki: What were you staring at? -3-

Ray: Oh. Um. Well, I-

Eliza: He was staring at Elliot's ass.

Ray: ELIZA.

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Malena: Living like this isn't so bad. I mean I got to meet you at least.

Skylar: Yeah....

Max: -floats behind malena as a ghost- THAT'S ALSO G A Y

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