Oc Shenanigans
Okay so I am getting a painting done but in the meantime I'm posting random s h i t- uwu
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Nikki: The greatest trick the devil played on me was getting me kicked out of an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Eliza: Why'd you get banned?
Nikki: touched the rat.
Ray: What rat
Nikki: C h u n k y c h e e s e
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Malena: -Sighs while patting Aradia's back- Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.
Alexa: 2:00 defeat the baby
Malena: n o
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Ray: Liz are you smoking weed-
Eliza: -shitactnormal- Did you know when we hug dogs it actually makes them extremely uncomfortable and sad and now I'm sad and that's sad- oh hey look a lightswitch
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Malena: -crying- i miss you -holding a picture of Max-
Max: -r i s e s u p f r o m t h e d e a d- that's gay
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Alex: Okay sorry that this is out of the blue, weird and a little random.....but I just woke up from a sex dream about you :/
Nikki: i had a sex dream about obama once. hands down best sex dream ive ever had.
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Gena: -calling Ray- Hey you free tonight?
Ray: who is this?
Gena: you know who this is.
Ray: sorry, no I don't
Gena: Stop being an asshole
Ray: ??
Gena: We dated for 2 fucking years.
Ray: Ohhhhh........ Satan?
Gena: OH MY GOD, FUCK YOU.
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Nikki: Ray. Ray. Raymond. Ray. Raymond I swear to lucifer if you don't-
Ray: -Snaps out of it- Oh I'm sorry Nik, what's up?
Nikki: What were you staring at? -3-
Ray: Oh. Um. Well, I-
Eliza: He was staring at Elliot's ass.
Ray: ELIZA.
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Malena: Living like this isn't so bad. I mean I got to meet you at least.
Skylar: Yeah....
Max: -floats behind malena as a ghost- THAT'S ALSO G A Y
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