18+! This was requested by Jacob49383. We got some magical creatures boiiiiiiisss. Sorry, I'm lame, I know. I thought about calling this chapter 'Horsing Around', but I figured a joke that bad would get me mobbed and ran out of town. Either way, please enjoy my dirty mind...

   "Hi! I'm Mia!"
   I turned and smiled to the girl. "Hi!"
   She had brown hair that fell around her shoulders and happy hazel eyes. And four legs. She had four legs. She was a centaur. "I'm kind of new and I was hoping I could sit next to you?"
   I nodded and she grinned, relaxing onto the ground with her arms on the desk. "I'm Dustian by the way."
   We both smiled to each other and then turned to the teacher. I really hope we can be friends. She seems nice.

   "Please for the love of God stop with the puns." Mia groaned as she banged her head on the lunch table.
   "I can't help it if you're a neigh-sayer~" I teased, making her groan again. "I'm sorry. My throat has been a little hoarse here lately~"
   "If we weren't best friends I'd kick you. Like, full on donkey kick."
"Well, there's no need to be such an ass~"
   She was quiet for a moment before she snickered a little. "Okay, that one wasn't too bad. The rest could use some work though."
   I grinned and cocked my head sideways. "Don't you think you're being a bit foal about this?"
   She sighed and layed her head on the table again. "What did I do in a past life to curse me with your puns?"
   "Whatever it was must have been very in hu-"
   "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FINISH THAT PUN!"
   "Mane."

   "Why are you outside my window at three am?"
   She moved and let me slip inside. "Parents were being dicks and then I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd come hang out with you."
   She sighed and plopped down on her, bed? I still wasn't sure what to call it. It reminded me of a really large bean bag chair, but made of whatever is in mattresses. It was really soft though, so I plopped on it as well, laying against her back end. "You know, personal space does exist for some people."
   "Ah, you know that isn't a real thing. And besides, you love me."
   She sighed and shook her back half, like she was trying to bump me away. "Unfortunately. Lucky for you though."
   I hesitated for a second and looked at her. "Hey Mia?"
   "Yeah?"
   "Be honest, if I wasn't your best friend, would you ever..." I trailed off, biting my lip.
   She turned around, looking at me curiously. "Ever what?"
   I hesitated again and shook my head. "Never mind. What do you wanna do?"
   She frowned but let me change the subject. "I-" She very heavily stressed the word. "-want to sleep. And that's what I'm gonna do."
   I pouted a bit and then sighed. "Well I'm gonna sleep here then."
   I saw her roll her eyes a bit as she layed back down, shifting a little under me. "I thought you couldn't sleep?"
   "You're comfortable. Makes me sleepy." She huffed a little but didn't say anything else. The rhythmic rise and fall of her back, plus the heat that radiated off her was enough to have me drifting off within minutes.

   "Please promise me that it won't change how you think of me?"
   I nodded, staring at her in confusion. I'd never seen her so nervous. Biting her lip, absentmindedly stomping her feet, the works. "I promise Mia. Now what's got you so worried?"
   She hesitated and took a breath, squeezing her eyes shut. "I have a dick."
   Well that was not what I was expecting. Like, at all. "Oh. And?"
   She opened her eyes, staring at me in bewilderment. "And? That's it? You don't think I'm a freak?"
   I rolled my eyes and hugged her. "One, you're my best friend. Two, you are a freak but for your own reasons. And three, that is like the least weird thing about you. I mean, who puts peanut butter on corn?"
   She scoffed and hugged me back. "I'll have you know that peanut butter and corn are a blessing that only we centaur know of. I can't help it you don't have the evolved taste buds like I do." I rolled my eyes and tried to pull away, but she squeezed me tighter, her voice dropping to a whisper. "Thank you Dustian."
   I smiled a little and patted her back. "Any time bestie."

   Was it a bad idea to confess your love for your best friend on Valentine's Day? I know it sounds corny, but does it at least sound good?
   I bit my lip as Mia sat beside me with a huff, rolling her eyes. "You'd think someone would have the decency to remind me that today was Valentine's. I could have stayed home then." Which is why I didn't remind you. I nodded a little and she turned to me, frowning a little. "Are you okay? Did someone break your heart? Because I will absolutely stomp them to death. Like, if they even look like they've made you upset, I will stomp them to death with my hooves."
   I shook my head, trying to swallow the frog in my throat. "N-no. It's just, um..."
   "Yeah?"
   I took a breath and let it all out. "IreallylikeyouandI'vewantedtoaskyouforawhilebutit'sValentine'sDaysoIfiguredI'daskyounowifyouwouldliketogotothemovieswithmetonight."
   She stared at me for a second before nodding. "I really only caught parts of that, so please tell me again. Slower this time?"
   I blushed and looked down, biting my lip. "I-I've wanted to ask you for a while, b-but since it's V-Valentine's Day, w-would you like to g-go to the movies with me?"
   She smiled and nodded. "Of course. My place at eight?" I nodded shyly and she grinned. "I'll see you tonight."

   I couldn't meet her eyes as I walked her up the path to her door. I'd been tripping over myself all night. She looked so beautiful in her dark blue dress that I couldn't focus on anything else. I'd actually spilled my drink all over myself because she'd smiled at me and I'd dropped it
   I could see her watching me worriedly, but I ignored it. I couldn't even handle watching a movie with her, how was I supposed to start a relationship? I stopped at her door and stared at my feet. "I had a good night Dustian. A really good night."
   I hesitantly looked up, biting my lip. "R-really?"
   She smiled and leaned down, gently pressing her lips to mine. I blushed darkly and blinked rapidly as I tried to control my breathing. After a few seconds she pulled away, leaving me staring at her in awe. "Really. I'll see you in the morning, okay?"
   I nodded a little and watched her walk inside, her hooves clicking a little as she stepped on the hardwood. The door shut and I kept staring, blinking away my amazement. "Wow."

   She kissed me gently, pulling me close to her body. "I love you Dustian."
   I blushed and smiled into her stomach. My hand intertwined with hers as we danced, and I stared up at her in my what was basically my default expression. Completely and absolutely amazed. The song ended and I stepped back, smiling. "Have I told you how amazing you look?"
   She laughed a little and nodded. "About a zillion times in the past hour."
   I blushed a little and looked down shyly. "Cuz it's true. " She was wearing another one of her blue dresses, but this one was all fancied up for prom.
   She kissed the top of my head and then smiled at me. "How about we get out of here baby?" I blushed darker and nodded, offering my arm.

   I wasn't sure where we were. We'd been walking, and now we were alone, and apparently we were both extremely, extremely horny. Somewhere along the line my suit and shirt came off, so now my bare back was being pressed against a tree in what I guess was a park? Hard to tell when you weren't bothering to look. Her lips worked down to my neck and I gasped in pleasure. "M-Mia~"
   Her hands were busy undoing her dress, and she kept stamping her back hooves in annoyance. "Stupid stupid dress."
   She finally got it undone and it fell loosely around her frame, leaving her chest exposed. I stared, heat rising in my cheeks. She took much less time undoing her bra, and my mouth started opening and closing as I tried to find words to describe it. She giggled and kissed me again, rubbing her chest against me.
   I gasped again and she stopped, making me blink in confusion. "Are you sure you want this Dustian?"
   I rolled my eyes a little and leaned forward, pressing my lips to hers. She seized up a little and then relaxed, sighing softly against my lips. I pulled away a little, staring into her eyes. "I do."
   She blushed and I turned around, holding onto the tree. "I-I'll do my best not to hurt you." I nodded, my cheeks starting to warm up as well. She hesitantly pulled my pants down and I shivered as the cold air worked it's way around my body. "You're so beautiful Dustian. So beautiful."
   I felt her press against me and I took a deep breath, doing my best to relax. I heard her hooves press into the tree above my head and then she was pushing herself into me. Gods, did it hurt. Tears trickled down my face as I adjusted to her size, listening to her words of praise. "Shh, it's okay, it's okay."
   I just nodded, biting my lip as I powered through the pain. It hurt so much. Why did it have to hurt so badly? "M-Mia-" I didn't finish as I gasped loudly, my entire body arcing in pleasure.
   "Yeah? Are you okay?" Her voice was full of fear and worry, but I couldn't have been more excited.
   "W-whatever you j-just did, p-please do it again?" I don't know why I sounded so meek, but I also didn't care.
   "Like this?" She gave an experimental thrust and I gasped again, holding onto the tree tighter. I nodded desperately before I realized she probably couldn't see my head.
   "Y-yes!" I squeaked out, my arms and legs struggling to keep my weight up all of a sudden.
   She did it again and again, slowly at first but building speed as she went. I couldn't seem to catch my breath. Everytime she started moving back into me my lungs emptied as I gasped. "S-shit baby~"
   She picked up speed again and I squeaked, my body starting to lift from the ground a little. "F-fu-fuck Mia..."
   She grunted and sped up again, moaning. "L-let me know if I g-go too f-f-fast."
   My body was being lifted completely as she fucked me into the tree. My feet would touch the ground for a second and then they'd be off again as she slammed into me. I was having trouble forming any kind of coherent thought, my mouth open with nothing coming out but desperate moans. I cried out a final time as I came, holding onto the tree for dear life.
   She cried out as my body tightened around her, before slamming me into the tree a final time, letting out a string of curses as she came. It was so warm. Everything was so warm and fuzzy. Even my vision was fuzzy. Huh.
   I felt my legs give out as she pulled away and she caught me as I fell. "Hey hey, are you okay?"
   I nodded a little, holding onto her. "J-just d-don't let me fall, o-okay?" I felt her nod against my head and I closed my eyes as she slowly sat down, keeping me close to her chest. So warm. So warm...

2025! So yeah I'm garbage and take forever and I'm sorry but either way I hope you enjoyed my dirty mind!