18+! Shout out again to write_this_time for inspiring me for this little mystical series. This one involves tentacles, so please enjoy my dirty mind...

   "Afternoon sir." I told the man approaching my cart. He was tall, wearing solid iron armor and carrying a large broadsword. He had the emblem for the King's Crown on the shield on his left arm. Great.
   "I'll need to search your wares." It was gruff, leaving no room for conversation. Doesn't mean I couldn't try.
   I nodded and hopped down from my seat. He followed me to the back of my cart, where I tripped and fell against the door. It made a loud thud and I winced. "I've got to stop being so clumsy."
   The guard didn't reply as I rubbed my elbow. Maybe I was laying it on too thick. Nah. He gestured to the lock and then at the key on my waist. "Unlock it."
   I tugged at the key a few times in confusion before lighting up and unhooking the key ring, shaking my head in disbelief. "I swear, I've got less sense then a mule."
   The guard was really starting to get on my nerves with his silence. I started slowly unlocking the door, making sure my movements didn't seem to deliberate. "Anything in particular you searching for?"
   The guard huffed. Any reaction was better than no reaction I guess. "The monster that escaped the city sewers. We believe it's trying to hide away and get out of town."
   I raised my eyebrows in mock surprise. "The water thing? I heard it had broken out of that weird building next to the potion shop."
   The guard's eyes narrowed. "It came from the sewers." He said it in a way that told me it would be better to drop the subject.
   I simply shrugged and opened the door. "Feel free to search, but I haven't seen it."
   He stepped past me, his grip tightening on his sword. He lifted a few tarps and opened a few boxes, but then he sighed and stepped back out. "Find anything?" I asked innocently and he glared at me.
   He gestured over his shoulder as I shut and locked the door. "You can leave. Be careful."
   I nodded and climbed back up to the seat. I let out a quiet whistle and my horses started forward, moving at a brisk pace. Soon I was outside the city, but I didn't stop yet.
   Once I could no longer see the city behind me I pulled off the path, another brief whistle stopping my horses. I clambered down quickly and dashed to the back, nearly smashing the lock with my key. As soon as the door opened I sighed in relief. She was still there.
   She smiled sweetly, her eyes covered by a pale white sheen. "Is everything alright bello?"
   I panted softly and nodded as my cheeks warmed a little. She'd learned bits of Italian on her journeys, and she'd told me it meant "beautiful". I'd take the compliment. "Everything's fine. I just wanted to make sure you were okay."
   Her hair bristled as her smile widened. The tentacles shivered a little so she took a drink of the canteen she held. She was naked as usual, but she didn't have anything to worry about down below. She'd told me she was a female in her species, but on land the skin dried out some so it just got in the way. Other than that, her tentacle hair fell gracefully around her shoulders, covering most of her breasts. Her skin was a pale blueish color, and it was the smoothest skin I'd ever seen.
   "I'm fine bello. Are we close to the water yet?" She was obviously hopeful.
   I nodded and her smile seemed to widen even further. "Come here bello."
   I hesitantly came over to her and she stood, and it took all my strength to keep my eyes on her face. She caressed my face and pressed a soft kiss against my lips. Her lips were coated in a thin slime, but I couldn't care. Every time she kissed me I wanted to down in the stuff. I loved it.
   She finally broke the kiss and I panted softly. "I'm fine. I promise. Now get us to that ocean." I nodded wordlessly and quickly backed out of the cart. I shut the door and moved back to the driving seat, every motion feeling drowsy. An after effect of the slime.
   I drove the horses hard, keeping them at a much faster pace then usual. It was a bumpy ride, but it was short. We were at the pier before long and I stopped them, leaping eagerly off the little seat. She smiled at me again as I walked in, and at an encouraging nod she followed me out. "It's been so long." I heard her whisper as she looked out at the ocean.
   It was a breathtaking view. The water was remarkably calm, and the sun was about halfway down at the horizon, giving the sky a pinkish orange tint. I barely noticed it though, too busy staring at her. She was bigger than me, with my head barely being level with her chest. Her very bare, very beautiful chest.
   I had to look away from her, a dark blush spreading down my neck. I offered my arm to her and she took it with a smile. We walked down the pier silently, just enjoying each other's company. We reached the edge and I hesitated before kissing her cheek.
   She smiled and jumped off the edge, splashing into the water below. It seemed to glow where she'd entered, and soon her head reemerged, smiling so bright I felt like I was staring at the sun.
   I dropped to a lower platform, one that bobbed up and down on the gentle waves. I got on my knees, leaning forward eagerly as she pulled up in front of me. We were about face level now. "A-are you leaving?"
   It was a question I'd dreaded for the past week. And I could see from the worried look that passed her face that she'd dreaded it too. "I have to bello. It's only a matter of time before I get caught up in another fisherman's net."
   I felt a crushing weight slam into me and I dropped my head, refusing to meet her eyes. "What will I do without you?"
   I hadn't expected an answer. I got one anyways. "You're coming with me." I looked up just in time as a dozen tentacles shot out of the water, each of them thicker than her arms. I cried out as they wrapped around me tightly, and then she pushed off the dock, diving beneath the water. As the tentacles pulled me forward, I felt a particular strong one wrap around my mouth, and then I was submerged.
   We sank quickly, so quickly that I realized I couldn't escape. She was going to kill me, and there was nothing I could do about it. I became aware of the water around me slowing and I opened my eyes tentatively. Her skin was glowing bright green, giving off enough light that I could see dozens of feet around us. When she looked at me, I realized her eyes were glowing too, a much darker and deeper green.
   The tentacles around me tightened and she pulled me closer, moving the tentacle away just to slam her lips against mine. Out of fear I kept my lips sealed, but a quick bite to my lower lip solved that problem for her. The slime from before flooded into my mouth by the bucket load. I refused to swallow it, but I could feel it's effects taking place already.
   My eyes closed a little, and before I could spit the liquid out the large tentacle from before pushed into my mouth, so big that it completely sealed my mouth around it. My eyes widened in surprise.
   The tentacles spun me around, and I felt a nagging fear as she pulled my pants off me. The tentacle in my mouth started slowly thrusting and I gagged as her hands spread my cheeks. Then I moaned as I felt a warm, slimy object pushed into my hole. I felt even more exhausted then before as she licked around my insides, spreading the dangerous slime around inside me.
   She stopped suddenly and then I felt another tentacle force it's way inside me. It was larger than the other, and they started thrusting roughly into me.
   I screamed in pain and she turned me around again, kissing down my chest. The pain subsided in seconds and soon I moaned at the touch. They sped up, thrusting harder and harder and harder, until I felt like I was splitting apart. The slime in my mouth had long since been forced down my throat, and I had a feeling the same thing was happening at my other end.
   The tentacles expanded a little and then I felt a burst of fluid spurting inside me. It was sweet, and almost creamy. The feeling sent my body over the edge and I came, my entire body shaking with the effort.
   As my eyes closed, my oxygen supply gone, she pressed a soft kiss against my cheek, pulling the tentacles out of me. "I'll see you when you wake bello." Then I was gone.

   As I opened my eyes, trying to shake off drowsiness, I noticed two things. One: I was not dead. Two: I had the world's most comfortable pillow. I whirled around in surprise, coming face to face with two very comfortable breasts. I blushed darkly and my eyes trailed up, where she was smiling happily. "I'm glad you're awake bello."
   I stared at my hand in surprise, double checking that I was alive. I noticed there was a slight pressure against my hand as I moved it and I looked up. I could see a faint light far, far above me. "H-how?"
   She kissed me, discarding what was left of my clothes. "My saliva and cum combine for some pretty powerful effects, don't they? They'll bring you back from the brink of death and make it to where you can't die from whatever was killing you. You can be with me forever now bello."
   I stared at her in shock. This wasn't possible. Then again, she didn't exactly live in the realm of possible. I took a deep breath and realized she was right. Water went into my mouth and nose, but I felt nothing bad about it. In fact, it felt good.
   My brain refocused back to her, and I blushed darkly as I realized that my face was still inches away from her bosom. Might as well live it up some. I leaned forward and started sucking on one eagerly, and she gasped in surprise, wrapping her tentacles loosely around me and holding my head with her hands.
   She moaned and I felt one of the large tentacles from before creeping up my leg, teasing my hole. I moaned against her as it pushed itself into me, gently thrusting into me.
   I trailed my lips over to her other breast, a trail of my saliva and her slime showing my path. I sucked eagerly, using my free hand to massage the one I'd just left. The tentacles suddenly pulled me away and she wrapped herself around my hips. I cried out in pleasure as I entered her. It was warm and soft and I wanted to break apart in her arms.
   She moaned and bit down on my neck, the tentacles tightening around me. I moaned in turn and used the tentacle still thrusting into me to thrust as well, throwing my head back. My brain wasn't going to be able to handle this. She cried out but the tentacle sped up, so I took it as encouragement. I thrusted faster, harder, giving it everything I had.
   I felt the tentacle expanding and I came, moaning into the tentacles she called her hair. She moaned loudly and came, both inside me and around my member.
   I could only pant as she slowly broke us apart. Her cum glowed the same brilliant color as her eyes. It was the last thing that crossed my mind as darkness overcame me again.

2062! This was a little short, but I liked it. Another one coming soon! I hope you enjoyed my dirty mind...