^^

Me: You gotta trank the Ank

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Velociraptor: *runs over to fence, and comfort level says 'Agitated'*
Me: don't do it
Velociraptor: *starts attacking the fence*
Me: dOnT dO iT
Velociraptor: *breaks fence and runs into the park*
Me: YOU BETTER S T A H P

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Me: These velociraptors are going to be the death of me
Me: and everybody else in this park

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Me: W h y are you two fighting again, you drama queens-

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Me: JuSt KiLl EaChOtHeR aLrEaDy-

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Friend: Stop being mean to the herbivores!
Me: No! I need to get them killed for the m o n e y

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Me, looking at the Bronchiosaurus: Ohhhhh thats a thicc long-necked boi

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*sees that I can go expeditioning for T-rex genome*
Me, having war flashbacks from the velociraptors: this entire park is going to die

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*a thing pops up that says 'Disease Contracted'*
Me, aggressively going to the diseased dino and calling the ranger team: D I S E A S E

F u n t i m e s XD